YouTube down

Real reasons why YouTube went dead a couple days ago? Post em up

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Someone tripped over a cable

roomba

Updates went wrong.

Alien

Botnet v2.0 update

"youtube" wasn't down, there were thousands of services that were down
you only visit top10 websites though, normal

LE CODE MONKEYS MADE LE OPPSIE POOPSIE XDD

I bet they actually fucked up bigtable somehow.

Why do boomers think that whenever anything goes slightly wrong it's some huge conspiracy?

Well. their level of redundancy taken into account, a 90 minute outage is highly unlikely. Doesn't happen. No way.

It's not a boomer thing. /x/ argued with me when I questioned their assertion that it had been due to aliens

So is the cause unknown?

>+20% traffic on pornhub

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Would that cause a world wide shutdown?

Probably figured out a loop that indian T-Series are abusing to get as many subs as they can and are shutting it down.

I dropped my mixtape, sorry;

How can you argue for or against that? It's literally unfalsifiable. They'd never accept even if jewgle announced what happened. Not even sure if it's possible to effectively troll /x/ desu. I guess you could invent a fake conspiracy and prove you did it when it takes off.

By using the term boomer over and over again, you're identifying yourself pretty clearly. Just like the faggot who posts the Andy Sixx log cancer.

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Nice

yes pls

Because OP was a faggot.

Lizard people.

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* starts twerking *

>ITT: you're Google executive and YouTube goes down

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Hooray! It was run at a deficit anyway.

I got a bunch of indian recruiters hitting me up literally the day afterward asking for guys with kubernetes and terraform experience

somebody fucked up, that's usually when google hires people to throw more brainpower at the problem

i'm gonna assume someone hit "terraform destroy" on the load balancer prod instance on accident

for fucks sake everyone, give a proper explanation please
here: twitter.com/immortalmewtwo/status/1052391806300610560

pcap or it didn't happen

I validate with DNSSEC and sandcat didn't throw any dns errors, I was getting nothing from transport- def an infra issue

>pcap
Heat of the moment I'd assume. Words passed down from person to person.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QUIC

>UDP

oh nvm I jumped to conclusions- it's very likely they're talking about everything behind the load balancers

google implemented TLS between datacenters (and probably between different portions of their stack as well) so it would make sense they're using QUIC inside the network.

apt-get update
apt-get upgrade
reboot

Then accidentally deleted the fallback algorithms and left the experimental one in instead that literally no browsers support.