Open office layouts were a mistake

What don’t you mine? Bitcoins?

It's a vocoder

No, sorry, I don't talk with faggots.

Holy shit I could make a fortune selling this to Bear Grylls wannabe type survival faggots as a means to attract protein-rich insects to the space right in front of your mouth. Just put a light at the tip

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tell me about that guy, why does he wear the mask?

>that guy on the left

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>Hey user do you want an Oreo?
>Mmpfpmmmmphhg

they're changing my office from cubicles to long parallel rows of standing desks

cheaper than expanding the floor space. let's just jam everyone together! good luck having a serious conference call when surrounded by 10 people

if it's as bad as i am expecting i will quit. blatant disrespect, they can't even afford you personal space.

If I pull that mask off, will he die?

>if you don't want to be muzzled like a dog you're asocial
Enjoy your Ball Gag (TM) you fucking NPC.

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It lets him hear colors

BANE!?

having read the book deep work by cal newport i think he provided substantial enough evidence that open offices are detrimental work environments because they are inherently distracting. i bet you think employees should instantly respond to emails/texts too

A light to attract pray deeep underwater

Why the fuck I need to socialize with accountant and sales manager?

I don't have a problem with mine since it's usually pretty quiet.

I'm used to do weird shit (ie shitposting) in uni, during exams.
So doing same shit in open office isn't a big deal, considering I've stuck some blind-spot mirrors to my monitor and put on privacy filter.

been using this in the office. Only had a few strange looks.

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Underrated

that doesn't even make sense.

>tfw bane was just an open office employee

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looks like bdsm bondage gimp gear to me.