Deleted all my social media years ago

>deleted all my social media years ago
>cannot find a single trace of my name anywhere online anymore
woah...

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>deleted all my social media years ago
>even the aliases
>cannot find a single trace of my name(s) anywhere online anymore
>no phone
>no utilities in my name
>no current mailing address
>laptop paid for with cash by someone else

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>he thinks Facebook deletes his data

Obviously not, but that data isn't available to the public (yet)

that data is the rightful property of the Zucc

>because I cannot find it, it doesn't exist anymore
=^}

>he HAD social media
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont be gay and just /nosocialmediafromthestart/

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If some everyday nigger like you or I can't find it, that's peace of mind enough for me

Congratulations, OP. You have successfully proved that nobody cares about you.

wish that I could turn back time
now the guilt is all mine

I doxed some ""hacker"" pedophile this week and he'll probably shit his oversized pants in frustration when he can't even find my phone number or email

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>unpaid parking tickets
>asian gf is caucasian
was getting caught part of his master plan?

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If it was so simple so many things that invlove my work and and studys use facebook and other "social media".

if l leave my current place of living i will try to delete it all and start fresh

>be zoomer
>been making accounts on social media since I was like 10
>don't remember them all and lost the passwords/emails to many
Tbh I can't help but feel this is getting to dystopian levels

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I relate to this, my aunt made me a facebook wich has been such a source of pain since i had it. it will be deleted november 7th, i want to go back and delete all my forum accounts too but they are too many.

Plow her.

im gonna plow my fist into her face if that's what you mean

Try putting it in quotes, dumbass.

I have
I know how to work search engines

>TFW having multiple social media accounts
>All with purposefuly wrong and fake data
>Even made a fake wikipedia page full of fake data about myself
It's like you guys don't even want to scam the system

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And now you're helping the datamining jews at google and NSA to get your info by posting "anonymously" on Jow Forums. Good job.
Also, soon you will realize you're worthless and no one cares if your name is on the wired or not.

>68131682
Do you think Zucc 1.0 faps to bikini pics of girls on Facebook?

>all the forums i used to post on are long gone
>never had social media
>can't even find myself on whitepages
who else /ghost/ here

he's not 14/18

>have fake accounts
>faked localization and other data
>changed my legal name
>nobody can define what is my real data
I feel invisible

Oh, hi Mark.

>tfw your full name, address, birth date, relationship status, and phone number is publicly available on the internet
>tfw you can't do anything about it
th-thanks sweden

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>user corrupts his life potential
>his hdd starts getting corrupted too
Nice

>phone is always turned on and on me
>GPS on too
I like watching my tracks in Google maps, what the fuck is wrong with that, lads?

my hdd is pure, good sir

test

hi user
i see in my computer you still jack off to cartoons

> windows 10 flat out tells you everything on your hdd is theirs to access
> almost every gov pc on earth uses windows 10
> all of ur citizens' data are belongs to us

good thing I never signed up for FB to begin with

>tfw born 01/01/19xx
>tfw wifey born 01/01/19xx
>tfw kids born 01/01/20xx

>the internet collectively garbage collected you.

i have 2 profiles and have 2 towers for them. but mostly i have an extrovert side where i am literally linked to everything and to talk with the normie world.
then another profile which is completely secure and everything is bought by cash from a middle buyer too and stuff for the second tower.
dont know why but it improved my efficiency a lot. weird.
anyway i think living in the open and hiding in open is the real redpill imo. so it depends on my mood which i use based on the data i access.

>only connect to internet over a burner phone purchased with cash in another state using wifi at mcdonalds nowhere near where i live while disguised also i walked there so my car's plates aren't on their security cameras
woah

My boss added me to the place's whatsapp group and their first msg was literally "welcome to the chat, [user]! btw you can't leave {3 {3 {3"
Fucking hate my job.

>no social media
>haven't used Windows since XP
>never owned a smartphone
>no credit cards
>no debt
>always pay in cash
>get paid under the table at Chinese restaurant

am I cyberpunk yet?

>never had a social media account
>never used my real name online
>i don't exist on any database

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I left my facebook up but haven't accessed it in years so all the data on me is old. Nothing from the past 8 years is on there.

Oh, you do, user, you do.

>But I've already given them everything!

So you've already given Facebook your phone number and address and date of birth? They already know your schools and job and hobbies? Why close the gate when the horse has bolted?

>You'll change jobs
>You'll move house.
>Your interests will change.
>Your friends will change.
>You'll get married/divorced/have children.
>You could even change your name or get married and change your surname.

Sure, the data they have today will still be valid in a week. But in six months? A year? Five years? The sooner you cut off advertisers from up to date information, the sooner it'll be out of date. Their databases will say you still like Linkin Park and Jackass unless you tell them otherwise. They'll also miss out on your patterns over time, not knowing the path of your history and making their future predictions inaccurate.

Why don't newfags read the wiki?

nothing, please continue

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>no social media with my name or information
>managed to create a facebook account with just my first name by setting the region to some Indian place
>can still chat to my mates
>googling my name brings up nothing
feels good

My name is all over the internet but none of them are me.

guess what

unless you're a fuckin whistleblower or criminal nobody gives a shit. but yeah give me some other excuses why you don't have any friends.

enjoy being jobless
also this the best
you got the wrong half of "high tech, low life" bud.

>needing social media to find a job
If your job requires having social media, it's shit anyway.
Not having accounts is actually a pro, since it filters out such shit jobs.

>tfw name is so generic i'm impossible to find anyway

feels good desu

Does that mean that the Zucchini also owns all of the pictures children take of their genitals?

How do we get him arrested?

If you have a bank account, they can find you easily. I've done skip tracing professionally. You guys think social media matters. ha. Talk to some real private investigators, and they will find this NEET thread hilarious.

>birth certificate shredded and burned
>never attended school
>never used public transportation
>never had a bank account, credit cards, or any other type of card
>only ever used kali linux on librebooted thinkpad
>no social media of course
>no epic posts in somethingawful
heh... you stood no chance against me

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This. I didn't even have a fucking myspace account.

Wish I could go back in time and illuminate my younger self.
At this point my only salvation is a shotgun shell to the brain.

Even better, people who aren't me are coming up when you search for me.

the ones that "go dark" go on a special list

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>Never put my phone number online
>Still get fucking 3-4 robo callers per day
Doesn't matter if you put anything online or not, your providers have already sold off your info for as cheap as possible.
t. burger.

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You exist on plenty of databases, the irony is your internet providers is likely the one selling your info right now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_warehouse

Your information will live on eternally.

good thing i use ubuntu then

What's your name, guaranteed i can find something

>never signed up for any social media
>changed email addresses several times
>changed usernames and passwords several times
>account's that I don't use anymore I've deleted
>first and last name is popular

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your government drones don't

ironic ;^)

Britbong here, how the fuck do i stop those electoral roll websites from posting my info online? I'm pretty good at controlling my privacy since i've never used social media but it seems like there nothing you can do about the electoral websites since everyone is enrolled by default (despite the fact i've never voted). The only way to remove my information (which had my current address and name) was to send them a form with my personal information on requesting it to be taken down.
Seems like a bad idea in general though since theres probably 50+ electoral websites with the info on.

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Everyone has a file. You do to.

>no social media except linkedin
>search for my name
>mfw uncommon name on linkedin
>mfw that one shitty cv picture appears in google images
It's actually the best way to get job offers :(, I LITERALLY don't have to apply, offers just drop.

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>when you're part of a successful sports club and your name just shows up in local news, and newspapers around the world when you go visit tournaments
>when people (accidentally) make tons of pictures of you because you stand around
>when you gotten used to your data, name and face being public
this is the point where you stop caring about social media.
I mean I dont have facebook or something, but when parents, officials and journalists, make tons of pictures that you're in either because you're the focus, or simply because you stand next to the person they want, and your name gets posted in news like "and John Smith made the 3rd place for bronze", then you really stop giving a fuck.

lately a lot of athletes started joking about the new private data laws though, as if all the people have to get our consent to make pictures. but of course, nobody actually gives a shit.

I mean what are you gonna do right? you dont wanna be the only one walking around "no pictures pls" and going "dont say my name pls" is even more retarded when you're in sports.

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