What is your:

What is your:
OS
Penis size
Pronouns

Mine are:
Debian
5 inches
She/her

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Other urls found in this thread:

satania.moe/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Gentoo
0 cm
She/her

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Windows 10
5.5in
They/them

openPepe
7inch
He/Him

I sleep and fuck with Satania every night

You jelly?

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>macfag
You don't belong here

If satania ever existed in our realm, she would sue you to death for forced sex and sleep, kys.

A thread died for this.

It was a shit thread

Why does Satania attract so many degenerates?
satania.moe/

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SATANIA A BEST

Win 10 Pro
2.2 Inches
He/Him

Gentoo
2inches due to years of chastity
Sissy

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>2inches due to years of chastity
Woah, learned something new today

>5 inches
>she/her

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Someones mad jelly

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Oh and
Windows 95
6.605 inches
Goy/Goyette

arch
4inch
femboy

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Arch
8 inches
Vi/Vim

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satania is a qt but my gf ruri is a mega qt

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I wanna inject all of you with testosterone since it seems all of you have been deprived of it.

nice eyes

Post the other side faggot

Kuro neko neko

TempleOS
60cm
They/them

MacOS and GNU/Linux
6 inches
He/Him

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Temple OS
10 inches
Horse

Bookmarked

2016 election + tumblr invasion put the final nail in this site's coffin

Kubuntu
5.5 inches
they/them

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STOP DISLIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

Devuan and Trisquel
6 inches
he/him

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GNU
17cm
He

gentoo
7 inches
he/him

kill yourself faggots

Windows 8.1 on desktop, Debian on laptop
8 inches
He/him

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>Windows 8.1
Interesting. When did you upgrade from vista, user?

Never had it, used 7 until maybe a year after 10 was a thing

>inches
I thought this is a tech board.

WinVista
6in
She/Her

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>Void and Alpine
>non-existent flaccid. 5-6" erect
>Chadeous Maximus

Arch
7 inches
Thon/thon

>What is
Windows 10 1803
5.5 inch
He/Him
>What want
Debian
8.5 inch
She(he)/Her(him)

OpenBSD
18.4cm
We don't pick pronouns here.

Solus/Fedora
6inch
He/Man
>I pumped my Asian wife with my own seed

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Windows 10
7 inches
Him? What kind of nigger uses pronouns

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debian
6in
he/him

>booze on desk
>attractive twink
be my bf

>inches

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I just ate a cheeseburger too. Not even mad because I'm running Solus on my lap and Fedora on the desk.

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Windows 10
12 inches
(You)

Gento with GNU/Linux-libre kernel
30mm
hand of god

VERY nice

Windows 10
7 and 1/16 in
He/him

Okay, this is epic.

MacOS
6 inches
She/her

Windows 8.1
8.1" erect, just like my OS
Pronouns? I'm a man you fucking faggot.

okay, so in that case your pronouns would be he/him
please show some respect

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linux mint
6 inch
he/her

>look mum I quoted everyone

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Today I ate: 1 bag of Hot’n Sweet Beef Jerky, 4 Double Size Crunchie Bars, 4 Crunchwrap Supreme’s from Taco Bell and 2 Extra Large Baja Blast Mountain Dew drinks.

Goddamn does it feel good to be American.

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>europoor
>@everyone
Typical.

7
15cm
dude

Kill yourself.

>nekorare
>kuronegro

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Ubuntu MATE
91 centimeters
Xe/Xer/Xem/Xag
I identify as a fox otherkin, shove 40 centimeter dildos up my anal cavity everyday, and offer my cummies to our lord and savior Linus Torvalds

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Again, please show some respect.

Who?

Yeah, show some respect and xuck my balls you nigger faggot

Founder of Microsoft, Bilbo Baggins

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Based.
Fuck off.

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You're seriously cute and I ain't even gay.

Ubuntu
7 inches
She/her

>I ain't even gay.
Uh, you might want to get that checked out again. I suspect you're a pretty big faggot.

Nothing wrong being a straight man attracted to cute femboys.

Arch
19cm
He/him

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>straight man attracted to cute femboys.
No such thing. But don'tworry, you don't have to suppress/hide your faggotry in anno domini MMXVII, get out of closet already you fag - traps are waiting.

Oh ok thanks.

The thing is a damn ball of cuteness. Straightness has got nothing to do with it.

Windows 7
4.5 inches
He/him for now
I wish I could transition but my worthless Bible thumping retard parents ruined my life and I was already 20 by the time I could get on HRT, way too late with current technology. I want to believe it can still happen some day.

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Ubuntu
7 inches
He

Windows 10
6 inches
He/him

I'm bi so any really feminine traps, brad pitt types or actual women hmu

No need to delude yourself. Embrace your inner fagtron. We straight males don't find other males cute.

How does one respect an NPC?

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>can see one eye and no defining features
>ball of cuteness
COPE you gay nigga lol

Arch
15,5cm
He/Him

Oh boy we're doing this thread again, last one was fun

Desktop - Debian
Laptop - Gentoo (try and name a better combo)
7 inches
he/him

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w10 pro
5.5in
he/him

TempleOS
It was 5in
Xem/Xer

Does anyone else get really turned on thinking about all these anons with their big meaty cocks? It just never normally occurs to me when I'm shitposting that a cute guy with a thick penis could be reading my posts. I wish Jow Forums was a big room so anyone who wanted to could pin me down and rape me for talking shit about their distro.

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Yes, same. And I'm 6in.

I'll rephrase it for you, you're confusing cute with sexy. Sexy is something you perceive in the opposite sex and you can't even recognize in individuals of the same sex. The only thing I know about what females like about guys for example is big cars and by extension the ability to provide for them and their potential offspring. Cuteness on the other hand is something else completely, I don't have the exact words for it, but it is more in line with the Japanese use of kawaii, it is either something smallish, exhibiting childish features...

w-where do you live user?

Based
Cringe, fuck off

how old are you now user?

server 2016
20cm
no

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HahAhahaha get fucked you literal faggot.

Your never gonna be a litlle girl so man the fuck up and deAl with it hahahahahah

hang in there user! I'm sure you're beautiful!

22.

Please no bully desu.

You're wrong. Even the gross trannies on /lgbt/ agree I'm hopeless.

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