Do Linux users ger laid ever?

yes

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Yeah my ex even used by nix box to do homework or some shit when she was staying at my place

someone post a link to that scene

literally X, if you going that route.
you/GF/w.eva will get bored (or sore) first
could try microdosing, cant see that working out well tho ;)

get yourself some vitamin b tablets, before I was like you couldn't wank without edging almost instantly, but after vitamin b I need to wank for a minimum 10 minutes before I come close to cumming

just use reverse image search

That nixie pixel or whatever chick probably does

Janny's gonna FREAK.

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

me too. i don't use devuan nor a thinkpad though

Sex is kind of disgusting.

why yo be fuckin GF?
>get yir own

>friend is a big fat virgin nerd that looks like jesus but triple x size
>somehow managed to hook up with some skinny broad who is slightly insane and suicidal
>he's attached to her like a dog on leash every day and night
>doesn't even do shit with the bros anymore

Makes me so mad. I told him to go fuck himself once she dumped him.

I fucked my gf yesterday, I do use ubuntu tho so i don't even know if that counts
I have premature ejaculation and one of the best times ever was when i was slightly high (we shared a small joint together). I could just not cum unless i wanted to. It was amazing.
But don't abuse it tho. One time we smoked so much that I couldn't even cum, only time that happened to me. it didn't feel good at all.

tried different positions? with your hand? interdasting..

R i p op soon lmao let's see how many days this will be up

no

I came in my gfs face right after a fresh Gentoo install.

MODS

God fucking damnit op you got my dick stuck underneath the toilet seat. I browse Jow Forums on the shitter and this fucking happens.
I cant even get off the seat now from this erection.

Christ the mods must be fuck asleep

>not jacking off sitting on the toilet so you can easily dispose of all your disposables

Why isn't he fucking the superior hole?

you get diamonds from that?
odd - its some srsly unsexy shit, tbqh

you mean the one at the back of the knee

No the one where her delicious fudge comes from

the ones between the mouth and the eyes?
I guess yours can fit in there

the one where I stop giving you (you)s

yes, pacman -Syu fucked me just the other day.

Wait, you sit with your dick in the toilet? I always leave mine out.