Shitty Phone Cameras

Every phone I've ever had has distorted the shit out of photos (especially selfies) so badly they're basically useless to me. Is there some way to or app or something to make a shitty phone camera not distort the fuck out of pictures? I mean in general, not just spending 5 hours in photoshop fixing shit.

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ur just ugly dude

you're just ugly. Stop trying to reassure yourself

Not OP but selfie camera makes me look deformed while the normal camera doesn't

You are hot, OP. You don't need a camera to prove it.

get longer hands and crop the picture.

That's not me, you hyper-autists.

I think it's because of the focal length. Phones tend to have shit cameras unless they're extremely expensive.

So once again, the truth that all blue boards are a waste of bandwidth is confirmed. Nobody here probably even understands the questions and are all too busy shouting at each other to assert dominance. Retarded.

Literally put a timer on and turn your phone around when taking a selfie how fucking retarded are you

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>from goy to chosen one