Order something with Fedex shipping

>Order something with Fedex shipping
>Takes 2 days to get from Shenzhen across to globe to the capital in my country
>Then takes 10 days to get from the capital to me

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Why the heck would you order directly from chinka

why wouldnt you
(usually) no import tax, free shipping, and lower prices for exactly the same chink shit

Best bang for buck

>FedEx

Lol enjoy your broken merchandise.

The Chinese company just has to load up a shit ton of stuff onto a board and float it to your country. Your country then needs to sort through the shit ton of stuff and figure out where it all goes. China has the easier job, all their stuff is going to the same place.

Get PO Box, it usually makes things faster, after customs clearance that is.

>order thing from the US with FedEx shipping to my slav country
>gets to the capital in 2 days
>the same day a FedEx truck goes out to my city in the middle of nowhere just to deliver the package to me
10/10 would recommend

>be in a 3rd world country literally just two hour flight away
>order something in china
>5 days to package
>15 days shipping
>5 days in customs
>1 day delivery

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Pretty much this, but they use planes. If they used boats it would take months even before the sorting. They only ship massive orders by boat.

>candian
>order weed from the government's website
>advertise 3 day shipping
>3 days later the item hasn't even been packed
Who would have guessed the government would be the worst pot dealer.

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Sounds like an infrastructure issue, I suggest getting in contact with your political representatives for a greater push in road development and civil repairs.

>3rd world country
>order from aliexpress
>takes 5 days to leave China
>arrives to country shortly after
>spends 2 months in customs
>no delivery
>notification to collect for a fee
>collect, have to pay collection fee
>package feels empty
>open package
>empty
>mfw

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Let me guess... Brazil?

same desu, i ordered something from california and it took 2 days to get into my city, they proceeded to put it on the wrong truck twice and I can't get my fucking motherboard replacement until tuesday,

>order something from Canada
>goes to ohio
>then to my state
>then back to ohio

>tfw don't have any more stuff to ship so I don't get to see the thicc chocolate qt who works at the post office

I'll bang your mom for a buck.

>customs opens your box of dildos

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What kind of shitty country is that? My shit always arrives after ~14 days with cheap shipping, unless you get cucked by customs, which is very unlikely.

Worse than gore. Fuck you.