/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user got himself a BM800 kit • user receives very nice Oni mask pendant • user you should dispute that with paypal already still waits on shit to ship he bought August 14
• user is impressed with the service this seller provides by contacting him about a possible delay • Another Mitu plush is posted • user receives Orange Pi one H3 • user buys dead animals encased in resin • user considers setting up a comfy home interior inside his PC Case • AliExpress opens 11.11 "Pre-order" page • Update on New Zealand getting Xiaomemes Previous thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG
youtube.com/watch?v=ruFJJgt3u14
dxomark.com/category/mobile-reviews/
warosu.org/g/thread/S68130808
m.aliexpress.com/item/32877892933.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>>Discord link

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Hey kids, Santa-user here. I've gone through last year's Christmas gift list and fixed all the 404 links, and added some all new gift ideas. Enjoy!
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

I'll keep adding new items to the list every now and then. Let me know if any links go 404. If you have any new gift ideas feel free to share them, suggestions are always welcome.

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Got a t-shirt

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Whats that

A new cable for my T2 meme, since the original one was defective.
and some phimosis eartips. The two layered ones are supposed to be M size but way too large.

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owo

How are those? I'm considering shelling out the $50 to buy them.

They're quite heavy so they're a bit uncomfortable unless you wear them over the ear.
Usually I'd say the boar semen are better bang for your buck but apparently they'll go on sale at half price for 11.11 so go for that.

>all-new

Is that why I'm seeing items you straight up copied from the csg discord?

Well i thought it'd be easier for those anons who don't want to download discord

I have a hackintosh install on my laptop with everything working perfectly with the exception of wifi.
Which usb wifi adapter should I get from the chinks? Specially with Mojave support.

>ali is recommending me a rabbit dildo for 11.11 in the beauty section
fuck off chinks

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better buy chink stuff now or wait til black friday?

Obviously it's because you've been buying dildos all the time...

>$50
they $35~ with coupon

Anyone ordered jackets from Ali ?

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Umm, dunno about black friday sale, but they have 11.11 and other year end sales.

Experiences using aliexpress? Thinking about Mi 8 SE
>710
>Samsung Amoled
>6GB RAM, 64GB
It has the perfect size too for 230e. However, if my shit breaks do I get fucked without lube?

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How easily can I brick a Xiaomeme phone?

where are the 1 cent deals at

lurk discord, they pop regularly

richtiger lappen bist du ja heh

pick a size above yours if you buy from asian places, that's pretty much it. returning is a bitch from what I've heard so you better be happy with what you get.

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is it really worth it getting a chink phone? they always fall down in the camera
you're better off getting samsung A series imo, which have great cameras

Yay got some stickers and an extremely short cable

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Link to the basedboy stickers?
I'm curious what's part of it.

Depends on what you get, obviously...

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I have never ever used a camera on my phone

why even live user

youtube.com/watch?v=ruFJJgt3u14

50 Pcs Java Internet JS Php Docker Bitcoin Html Cloud Programming Language APP Logo Funny Stickers for Laptop Car DIY Stickers

s click aliexpress com/e/bCrgNCvS

Stickers in the pictures are actually those which arrived - but there aren't 2 geek inside, one is geek inside and other is normal intel inside. There is also an AMD sticker which I don't see in the pictures on the page.

Somehow received it extremely fast, in 10 days to Germany.

>11.11 sales is on same day as father's day
Fug

"sales"

Is it worth pre-ordering for something that is marqued "Limited quantity available"?

it's china, it's never limited in the first place

Any recs for a cheap 10" tablet for reading storytimes on /co/?

used amazon kindle might fit your usecase more

I asked this in the last thread or the previous to that, but do 9 mm HDDs fit into 9 mm ODD caddies in laptops? Or only 7 mm HDDs fit in there?

For clothes on Ali, if you're planning to buy one, find a listing with decent and informational reviews from the ruskies.

>is it really worth it getting a chink phone?
>asking this on /csg/
also,
dxomark.com/category/mobile-reviews/

How is it not possible to filter reviews by language? I really just want English reviews so as not to have to parse auto-translated gibrish.

is there a way to access the app without a phone?

Android VM, probably

Anyone bought a 256gb Mixza Tohaoll Micro SD, I know the smaller ones are legit, but are these actually 256GB

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Just get a name brand the Mixza are no deal nowadays.

there's a shark on em.
sandniggerdisk and nigston ain't got shit compared to this.

True that was one of the main reasons

Tried a 7" previously and it was too small, and if I wanted to pay the 10" prices I wouldn't be looking at chinktabs

I've got a 64gb cheap Sandisk and 64gb shark I use for my modded Switch. The shark has 2/3 the write speed at best and is very inconsistent, like it heats up and throttles then cools a bit then throttles again.

sharks are fuckin cool

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mine werks

what's the best brand to buy random cables from?

Ugreen is solid

Where buy a MIUI Bunny

>Buddhist peace symbol
kek

whats wrong with the discord link? :(

kill yourself nigger

Search for "Xiaomi mitu plush" on AliExpress

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neat

Thanks user for sparing me from joining the discord

Cute!

It's a grown man's fantasy. It's mental illness.

bluetooth dongle recommendation? ideally it doesn't install any ""driver"" (spyware)

any coupons for meizu ep52 lite?

Can anyone point me towards some good cable hooks? (preferably metal / alluminium), I found some but they're all plastic shit.

I'm also looking for a headphone "hook" thing that I could possibly attach to a wall/furniture.

Anyone bought things like that?

oh.

still cute

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S68130808

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would BlueStacks work?

>no one is clicking on the referral links posted on my safe-chat
so? there is only clean links (for now) on kys

m.aliexpress.com/item/32877892933.html

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Maybe

it links to discord

>order lenovo zuk 2 because they had it for the lowest price at the time
>wait, wait, wait
>three weeks go by, no shipping notice
>another week goes by "your order has been cancelled due to lack of stock - try our suggested items"
>suggests lenovo zuk 2 for 75 dollars more than the listing I bought
>meh, try to order
>out of stock

I don't know if I dodged a bullet, but that phone looked really nice.

I have it and can tell you it's not that great

Dildo in butt will solve most problems, friend

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There are no referral links in the Discord.

I just want a phone with similar size/look to an iphone SE w/ good specs and android.. Been using a z5 compact that i got on the cheap for a while but it gets so fucking hot and is starting to lag a lot..

The SE only works because it sips power. An Android phone with that form factor (the Sony Compacts are a lot bigger) would have no battery life.

idk, my z5 compact lasts a day and a half despite getting so hot. Is it different in the newer gens? I just want comfy. plz.

>but it gets so fucking hot and is starting to lag a lot..
I upgraded from my RN3P to a Z5c i bought some threads ago from Ali and it's been great, no overheating or lag at all, dunno what the fug are you doing with yours.
is right though, my SoT time went from almost 10h to 6h (4000 to 2700mah) but for me it's still an upgrade because of the small size.

so the pic is saying that sitting down too long is bad for you and that a dildo in your ass will make it uncomfortable to sit for too long??

we should all get dildos on 11

i got it on that swappa website, idk. It's just when I charge it the phone gets hotter than any other I've used.

Battery is a day and a half sometimes 2 with how I use it versus my phone before it (moto g 1st gen) which only got a day.

It's just laggy now and i don't know why. Is it from the porn i download

i wanna buy the best chink bluetooth headset, what are my options?

let me guess you're using the shitty stock rom full of bloat and google cancer

Anyone?

any wifi adapter that works with any recent version of OS X/MacOS should work fine with Mojave. Though the price difference between the chink ones and brand-name ones of Amazon aren't too much, and you'll probably get better support.

>CLICK ON MY REFERRAL LINKS, REEE
lel

which rom should i use? it's the stock sony rom. I don't usually install custom roms because I installed paranoid android on an old phone and the camera didn't work

is the shipping slow af like usual ebay chink sellers

so that's why you're shilling the discord so hard lol ok

i guess i can just tell her that it's a well known art piece.

i hope she buys it cuz imma put this in the backyard.

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yea sometimes it's 2 weeks sometimes 8+ weeks sometimes never

I need a cheap tablet

>not playing old school runescape on a windows xp computer hooked up to a 1024x768 monitor
pleb

yes
What size is it

>cheap tablet

damn, so many hours