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Perfect Language doesn't exis
Justin Smith
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Christopher Baker
>JVM
Nathaniel Roberts
...t.
Luis Harris
>scala is too difficult for me
Oliver Davis
It doesn't. We need to make a Jow Forums language.
Ethan Rodriguez
>not c
Camden Bennett
>Jow Forums language
C
Samuel Sanchez
>code coverage tools don't work
how else am i going to defend 20 hours of refactoring for shits and giggles
Hudson James
>preprocessor
>no modules
>headers
>weak typed
heh
Andrew Roberts
I'll make the logo
Josiah Green
Perfect language already exists and its name is LISP. Technical problems in all other languages are social problems in LISP - whatever feature language developers wanted to implement it has been done several times in LISP with some minor differences and people simply couldn't agree which implementation is the best. Every programming language is nothing more than a domain specific language in LISP.
Anthony Murphy
As far as dynamic JVM languages go, I like Clojure more.
Dylan Young
Can you use Lisp for HPC?
Serious question
Jacob Harris
*block your path*
Daniel Cook
Sure, there are cuda and opencl bindings.
Easton Butler
>>no preprocessor
>what is target build
>>header
>what is dynamic linking
Mason Thompson
aka, prefect language.
Benjamin Richardson
Rust it is then.
Joshua Adams
I'll write the CoC
Dylan Lopez
Pic related, not only Jow Forums but also the white man's language.
Josiah Morgan
>golang
Cooper Myers
all the java replacements make java not look so bad
Dominic Brooks
Lisp is as close to perfection as humans have come.
Austin Gonzalez
Does a simple scripting language like this exist?
1 #!/bin/geelang
2
3 cat = "billy"
4 print cat.name
5 >> "billy"
6
7 cat.favorite_food = "fish"
8 print cat.favorite_food
9 >> "fish"
10
11 cat.meow = () { return "meow meow meow" }
12 print cat.meow
13 >> "meow meow meow"
14
15 cat.eat = (food) {
16 cat.last_meal = food
17 cat.full? = True
18 }
19
20 cat.eat.favorite_food
21 print cat.last_meal
22 >> "fish"
John Jackson
>perfect
It has perfectly fucked up software for near 50 years
Grayson Clark
Javascript.
Nicholas White
Line 4 I meant:
print cat.default
>> "billing"
Carter King
Where you can just arbitrarily create objects with data and vars?
PowerShell is sorta like that I guess. I had Ruby more in my mind when I thought of that but meant for absolutely basic ops/deployment tasks.
And god damn it I meant
print cat.default
>> "billy"
John Baker
Any dynamic language can create objects with arbitrary structure on the fly, but if you need to add stuff on the fly you can use something like
docs.microsoft.com
for example. Any hashmap will do basically
Kayden Cooper
>simple
Bentley Butler
Kotlin fix a lot of problem when using Java to writing app and writing app only.
But no one in right mind will use Kotlin to write library.
Parker Reed
That's not Scala.
Cooper Fisher
c++
Andrew Powell
Does anybody uses kotlin to anything besides android development?
Jackson Howard
>taking intellij's dick right up your ass
Leo Nguyen
hot
Wyatt Thomas
>JVM
>garbage collection
let me stop your right there OP
Liam Sanders
literally perl
Grayson Robinson
Yes write backends using Kotlin
Gabriel Hill
Yes. Ktor is a godsend.