Perfect Language doesn't exis

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>JVM

...t.

>scala is too difficult for me

It doesn't. We need to make a Jow Forums language.

>not c

>Jow Forums language
C

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>code coverage tools don't work
how else am i going to defend 20 hours of refactoring for shits and giggles

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>preprocessor
>no modules
>headers
>weak typed
heh

I'll make the logo

Perfect language already exists and its name is LISP. Technical problems in all other languages are social problems in LISP - whatever feature language developers wanted to implement it has been done several times in LISP with some minor differences and people simply couldn't agree which implementation is the best. Every programming language is nothing more than a domain specific language in LISP.

As far as dynamic JVM languages go, I like Clojure more.

Can you use Lisp for HPC?
Serious question

*block your path*

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Sure, there are cuda and opencl bindings.

>>no preprocessor
>what is target build
>>header
>what is dynamic linking

aka, prefect language.

Rust it is then.

I'll write the CoC

Pic related, not only Jow Forums but also the white man's language.

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>golang

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all the java replacements make java not look so bad

Lisp is as close to perfection as humans have come.

Does a simple scripting language like this exist?

1 #!/bin/geelang
2
3 cat = "billy"
4 print cat.name
5 >> "billy"
6
7 cat.favorite_food = "fish"
8 print cat.favorite_food
9 >> "fish"
10
11 cat.meow = () { return "meow meow meow" }
12 print cat.meow
13 >> "meow meow meow"
14
15 cat.eat = (food) {
16 cat.last_meal = food
17 cat.full? = True
18 }
19
20 cat.eat.favorite_food
21 print cat.last_meal
22 >> "fish"

>perfect
It has perfectly fucked up software for near 50 years

Javascript.

Line 4 I meant:
print cat.default
>> "billing"

Where you can just arbitrarily create objects with data and vars?

PowerShell is sorta like that I guess. I had Ruby more in my mind when I thought of that but meant for absolutely basic ops/deployment tasks.

And god damn it I meant
print cat.default
>> "billy"

Any dynamic language can create objects with arbitrary structure on the fly, but if you need to add stuff on the fly you can use something like
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.dynamic.expandoobject?view=netframework-4.7.2
for example. Any hashmap will do basically

>simple

Kotlin fix a lot of problem when using Java to writing app and writing app only.
But no one in right mind will use Kotlin to write library.

That's not Scala.

c++

Does anybody uses kotlin to anything besides android development?

>taking intellij's dick right up your ass

hot

>JVM
>garbage collection
let me stop your right there OP

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literally perl

Yes write backends using Kotlin

Yes. Ktor is a godsend.