Dmitry from HardwareCanucks has herpes

hahahaha

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what is angular cheilitis?

Don't you have a vacuum cleaner to make a sponsored video about, Eber?

>haha look guis this ~youtube influencer~ has more sex than me xD xD xD

Last winter somehow I got something like that on my lip that would NOT go away. I haven't even kissed a girl for over 2 years so it wasn't an STD. It was fucking annoying showing up at my new job looking like an infected creepoid. Finally my dentist (!) gave me some cream that fixed it in 3 days.

maybe you ate a rice chip from your local thaifood restaurand and it scraped the corners of your mouth

it happened to me, was annoying as fuck but went back to normal after 5 days

a cold sore.

Every time it scabbed over I'd take a shower and it would open right back up again, it was the worst, lasted for fucking ever.

My dentist is great though, he saw it at my bi-annual cleaning and immediately was like "Oh I can get rid of that in a few days" and shit actually worked.

aka oral herpes

Yes. Approx 60% of human population is a carrier of HSV virus in variety of forms. Burger obssesion with 'herpes' is just burgers burgering.

In majority of people herpes produces very little to no symptoms.

Herpes is one of the most prolific and easily transmitted diseases humans have. There have been cases of children dying because of infection passed through a kiss. Nearly a third of neonatal herpes cases end in fatality, even after treatment.

AKA about 70% of the western population has it

It's like 95% if you only count 30+ year old

isn't herpes also able to get passed to a child during birth if the mother has vaginal herpes? Or maybe that was some other whore disease

if you don't have herpes you're a huge fucking loser

^^^ You'd have to be one hell of a fucking "don't touch me" REEEEE-ing autist to not have herpes.

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I don't have herpes. Deal with it.

Have you been tested for it?

how in the name of FUCK do porn stars manage to avoid these STD's?

I have siteripped Brazzers, Bangbros, RealityKings and Twistys and none of the pornstars has any shit on their vagina/penis or on their lips. Some of the male performers have over 1000 scenes ffs and they eat ass and pussy all the time

I don't see the point since I've never touched anyone.

>how in the name of FUCK do porn stars manage to avoid these STD's?

Testing. Most of the public never get tested unless something starts to burn or ooze puss. Standard testing is a requirement in the adult film industry. I think they get tested every month before filming and then after. Something like that.

Herpes isn't what you think it is

Stop kissing children then, you pedo!

>be 30
>no herpes
>wife doesn't have herpes
Well, if anything it's not going to be difficult to tell if either of use fucks someone else.

A huge portion of the population has herpes but shows zero outward signs of it.

Another huge portion only has occasional outbreaks like this hardware canucks guy, where there will be a cold sore for a week and it goes away again until months later it flares up again.

A very small portion of the population gets actual warts and stuff.

It can be transmitted from a simple kiss. And women greet each other with kisses all the time. And kiss other peoples babies. So you won't know you have it, or your kid has it until symptoms materialise.

People really do not understand just how easily it is passed from person to person. You don't have to be balls deep in a pussy or asshole to get it.

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damn this would have deserved quads

I get canker sores and they are not herpes
Honestly I would gladly take herpes over this shit.
Is there a cure for this shit?

Personal space. People don't slobber over each other here unless penetration is going to be involved.

I would imagine a huge part of being a professional pornstar is making sure that you are clean and getting tested regularly. Street hookers on the other hand...

We don't have it either, it is prevalent (oral herpes is) just not as prevalent (genital herpes) as everyone is trying to make it sound. Its I think less than 20% for genital and less than 45-50% if I remember correctly for oral, "cdc herpes" if you really want to know.

I'm virgin and get those from time to time, it shit immune system

"canker sores" are fucking Herpes. I fucking swear, you trogs have internet access, look shit the fuck up.

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i've kissed several women who have cold sores, i've never had any in my life, does this mean i am immune?

most people have oral herpes though don’t they? if you haven’t then it’s obvious you’ve never kissed a girl

I have an unusually sharp front tooth that I’ve been cutting my lip on for like 5 years and it looks like I’ve always got herpes or something but it’s just because it can never heal

File your teeth Edward.

it means you’re a carrier

you're thinking of cold sores, canker sores have nothing to do with herpes
cold sores are caused by type 1 herpes, which you can catch from a kiss on the cheek and has nothing to do with the STD (which is type 2)

t. someone who gets cold sores every winter

Probably just asymptomatic, literally harmless unless you are immunodeficient but in that case everything can kill you.

Everyone here should worry more about the other thousand things which are actually harmful like not exercising or UV light.

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You can get type 1 or 2 orally or on your genitals, stop spouting off about shit you know nothing about.

you can give someone genital herpes if you go down on them whilst having a cold sore

E-celeb/Youtuber drama on Jow Forums. Based and redpilled. I wish you were fucking dead.

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The virginal ignorance on this thread is astounding.

There are two types of herpes simplex virus. HSVI and HSVII. For reasons unclear, HSVI tends to manifest around the mouth, and HSVII around the genitalia, but either can show up anywhere, so an oral cold sore may be due to HSVII, and a genital one due to HSVI, though it's much less likely than otherwise.

Regardless, they're pretty much the same shit except where they're more likely to show up. And HSVI is present in almost all of the population, it's just that most people are immune. HSVII has the stigma since it's somewhat more likely to be transmitted through genital contact, that's all.

you realize like half the world has harpies and its not even a 3rd world thing in the 1st world its like 60%.


I have some weird herpes thing but its not the same strain my hands just brake out when I get stressed and had shingles once.


herpies is common as fuck obviously having it on your face is shit but people overhype it honestly getting it is a good thing because it means you have to focus on your stress levels more to not look bad which is a good thing do yoga and shit and get stoned and it never brakes out.

whole lotta cope in this thread

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could just be a pimple or sore desu, ive had a random pimple there before and ive never had coldsores.

>you realize like half the world has harpies
Why wasn't I told of this? Where do I sign up for mine?

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Saw an interview once about STDs in porn industry. Actresses said they all get the rare STD but mostly testing keeps them healthy. The exception they said was herpes, which everyone has. We don't see it because they don't shoot if they have a breakout or sores.

who?