status.github.com
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Microsoft just killed GitHub
Ryan Phillips
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Charles Turner
I think you are retarded
Carter Hill
I think you need to poo in the loo.
Dominic Baker
>Trusting microshaft in the first place
Leo Allen
>using github in the first place
Nathaniel Reed
>microshart
Thomas Bailey
Ah there it goes. Extinguish
Jayden Miller
We didn't even get to the Embrace and Extend steps yet, Microsoft's getting efficient, time to invest.
Mason Perez
This is what you get for not using cgit
>muh social coding
Jack Nelson
github microshafted by wangblows, what a surprise
David Lopez
What the fuck are you people on about? I downloaded a bunch of projects about ten minutes ago. It’s up.
Benjamin Cox
>We are continuing to work to migrate a data storage system in order to restore access to GitHub.com.
>We're continuing to work on migrating a data storage system in order to restore access to GitHub.com.
>We continue to work to migrate a data storage system in order to restore access to GitHub.com.
>We continue to work on migrating a data storage system in order to restore access to GitHub.com.
>We continue to migrate a data storage system in order to restore full access to GitHub.com.
Why did they use 5 slightly different ways to say the exact same thing?
Dominic Phillips
to look busy so they get more bonus
Jaxon Ramirez
works on my machine
Brayden Mitchell
It looks like they have to provide an update every thirty minutes.
Jordan Davis
Looks like microsoft still can't fix this
Blake Nelson
They get copied to twitter, which does not allow duplicates.
Grayson Harris
Ah, the migration has already begun. Already the same quality as their other services.
Landon Gomez
> MySQL databases
Dumb Microsoft.
Jaxson Miller
We've had databases as long as we've had computers. Why isn't this a solved problem?
Josiah Jones
>goyhub
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Chase Walker
Databases are pretty easy to break and hard to restore. It's too much hardware and software to ever become truly reliable.
Jaxson Hernandez
have you ever tried managing a data base?
Bentley Myers
Did they change the servers over to Windows Server?
Joseph Wilson
Henry Smith
Ian Morgan
dubdubs confirm
Justin Morales
>cant do work because all of our code is on a private github repo
fucking kek, free day off of work at this rate
Ian Morgan
>not being on gitlab
wew lad
Mason Ramirez
OOPS! We accidentally the database and filesystem that saves 80% of open source projects, LOL, SORRY!
Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.
Landon Phillips
Nice try but I ported all my shit to gitlab months ago.
James Morris
this is some next level faggotry
Matthew Diaz
lrn2archive
Kayden Foster
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN
WE REPLACED ALL OUR DEVELOPERS WITH TRANNIES
IT SHOULD BE RUNNING SMOOTHER THAN EVER
Jonathan Robinson
eat shit and die with your botnet site
Jacob Scott
Post tits
Joshua Edwards
gib back my repo
John Fisher
...
Nathaniel Martin
sad_pepe.jpg
Lucas Gonzalez
kys dumb frogposter
Jeremiah Fisher
works on my machine
Brayden Anderson
CATASTROPHIC
DATA
FAILURE
Juan Campbell
*dumb github user*
Grayson Reed
if only we had hired a more diverse IT team this never would've happened
Luke Scott
Github does not work in your machine, you retarded mouth breather
Ryder Cox
Why do they use Microsoft?
Ryder Richardson
Literally who cares
David Foster
Just pointing out that msft hasnt actually bought github yet
Cameron Cook
If only your company had used a Distributed Version Control System.
Thomas Walker
>Fuck partition tolerance, that shit never happens
>It happens
Solid kek. The CAP theorem holds true. You can have 2/3 of consistency, availability, and partition tolerance. GitHub chose consistency and availability. So when a network partition happened, they ended up with two databases thinking they were the master. Partition gets solved and now you have two databases which conflict, because through the partition people were writing to it. Your database is no longer consistent.
Never choose CA. CP and AP are the only real options (your data is only eventually consistent, or your writes fail during a partition.) Picking CA is awesome until eventually it fails catastrophically because networks fail.
Nathaniel Peterson
>HE thinks CAP is always 1-1-0
bwahahahahahahahahahahah
Zachary Sullivan
You should always go 100% into P and then your trade-off is how quickly you want consistency. I never said it's a binary choice though, only that you can only have 2/3.
Grayson Thompson
I bet a diversity hire did this.
Should have kept the meritocracy going that made them strong.
Easton Walker
Welcome to the experience of using Microsoft developer services.
My company fell for the Azure, VSTS (Now Azure Devops), AppCenter meme and they had serious outages last month (or was it the month before?), too.
Microsoft is incredibly incompetent when it comes to their online services. It's frankly quite ridiculous.
Must be due to their insistance to use Windows Server with MSSQL instead of Loonix, since it's free for them
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