What is the best operating system for Buddhists?

MaheshaBSD

lul

linux
youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1TZaElTAs

Valid answer

based and sunyatapilled

anyone responding to this thread in earnest has never seen a koan before

OpenBSD is the right answer

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>implying anyone in this thread would want to see one, whatever that is

>implying you're the real femanon

I am.

No, I am.

Sure.

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>anyone ever responding to any thread earnestly

I don't know about OS, but the CPU for buddhists is the i9

>not ryZEN

Probably the one that allows him to best complete his task, so he can move on to his next task. I don't think he's attached to a particular distro.

You cannot escape the cycle of trying out new linux distros until you understand that to use a computer is to suffer.
Let go of your desires and buy a prebuilt computer with Windows 10 on it.

Linux and BSD are free and open source and they're designed to create a better and more free world. Use one of those.

>t. muslim that's butthurt about being massacred by buddhists

Nah, I think both mudslimes and budists are equally retarded. Both deserve a nuke.

I think both attention whoring namefag trannies and muslims are equally retarded. Both deserve a nuke.

>tfw i angered a monk
aхaхaхa

you're not fooling anyone hans

Hahah, kek'd

Nobody who's completely sane posts on Jow Forums. Especially doing it constantly for years while namefagging.

so many assblast budists, i swear

Stop pretending to be me, sweaty.

>Linux and BSD are free and open source and they're designed to create a better and more free world
Then why is it so hard to make a circle with GIMP

go back to eating chicken feet, mainland shit

aхaхaхaх yet another assblasted monk

Show me your genitals.

>he didn't get it

It isn't. You're just retarded. It's even easier in Krita, which is a drawing program. GIMP is an editing program. Learn the difference, mouth breathing dumbfuck. Thanks.

>attention whore is called out
>proceeds to make several "no u" tier posts
It's okay sweetheart, the vodka will always be there for you. Go take a sip and forgot about the Buddhist monks on Jow Forums's technology board who bullied you to tears.

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Only valid answer

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FreeDOS. It's extremely simple and nice OS that focuses completely on only one task.

What did the zen buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Just look at whatever the nazi are using, but mirror it around.

import sys

try:
print(OP)
except NameError:
print("OP is a fag")
finally:
print("Gentoo")

"sorry I dont eat meat"

Buddhists are based, I would love to become a monk but I love computers too

fpbp

XenServer

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Koan what?

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Make me one with everything.

it's my understanding that buddhist monks are supposed to shun material possessions because they are 'attachments' to the world and you must relinquish your property as a step to liberating yourself from samsara, all of this according to a book i read about theravada buddhism

bhikkhucintita.wordpress.com/home/life-in-the-dusty-world/the-dharma-of-linux/

i have great respect for gautama and his knowledge, but i don't think i can become a buddhist and live a plain life without property

>Buddhists build massive temples with solid gold idols of the Buddha
>Buddhists fight some of the most bloody wars in history to gain property
yes, "shun material possessions, user-kun. live the middle path. let go of desire. all existence is suffering. such zen. such higher level thinking. such truth and light."

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all non-secular interpretations of the Buddha's teachings are wrong, and history has shown that man will always corrupt anything it touches. the Buddha was not a mystic, and had no knowledge of the afterlife. his original followers were just a bunch of homeless guys begging for food and meditating in the woods. there were no rituals, there were no statues. this all came after his death.

Did a monk fuck your mom? I am not a Buddhist, I do sometimes use meditation to keep my body's chemical balance stable, but they usually aren't a bother unless you're a redneck who feels offended by people who are objectively better than themselves.
I see you have been conned, Buddhism is about staying in touch with yourself, having control over your own body, by being mindful of your actions. Meditation will strengthen your self-control, lower your impulsiveness and make it easier for you to control your actions. Buddhism doesn't shun material possession, it shuns the mindless pursuit of material possession, modern day consumerism and jewishness basically.

fuck off Xi, they did nothing to you why do you want to exterminate such peaceful people?

Bodhi or Void Linux.

Whoa Femanon I thought you were not retarded.

Because they are mentally ill.

Says the perfectly sane individual posting on a Brazilian basket weaving forum

>muh peaceful religion
All religion are poison that turn man into mindless animals in one way or another

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Post feet

At least I don't believe in some imaginary fren and kill in his name.

Muslims are not people anymore, they denounce their humanity by reading that goatfucking unholy guide of degeneracy and moral corruption.

Are buddhists allowed to smoke?

rice

>Are these the retards who hurt themselves to prove some point?
wow, what a retard

such an obedient conformist middle eastern death cult follower

FireOS

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Buddhism isn't really a religion. Buddha isn't God and they don't have one.

low self esteem death cultist

>there's no pain
>It's all in my head
>*screams internally*

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nigger OS

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Not really a cult either. I feel like a buddhist touched you inappropriately.