Tfw watching all the logs containing the websites my children visit courtesy of our ISP

So what sites do they go on?
What would you do if one of them figured out you go on Jow Forums?

this is how all the incest porn starts

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this is easily achieveable with a Pi-Hole for people with sane ISPs.

>using blackmailing and threats as a parenting method
yeah that doesnt sound dysfunctional at all

hot

Why would you need to spy on your kids to get leverage against them? Aren't they...you kids?

Da fuq kind of modern parenting is this. If my didn't want me watching porn he'd just hit me and if my mum didn't want me watching porn, she'd just tell me that she was embarrassed/ashamed of me.

Which never happened, because teenage boy jerk off to porn and everyone knows it.

Jesus, your family sounds creepy and dysfunctional.

It's called being responsible. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about. Besides, it's not really blackmailing.

every ISP does you know
orange

Did you even try watching porn togerher with your daughter or a niece??

You sound like you're either Vietnamese or a white guy with undiagnosed mental illnesses

People like him understand that children cannot be allowed to do whatever they like. When they become adults, then they will have some freedom to do what they like. However, health is the biggest concern for underages. One may easily become brainwashed by dubious articles and shady figures on the internet to repeat their agenda.

most westernised Boomer parents have this agenda

What anime is this?

Just block sites you don't want them visiting you mongrel

It's disgusting, you can spy on them but don't make them feel bad by saying you know what they look through, let them develop their own tastes on shit, don't be the looming eye that sees all and they grow to hate

>yours does too

This, and don't fucking mention it to them, that will fuck them up mentally if they know your always watching what they do

Your post has nothing to do with what I asked him. Why would he need LEVERAGE against his children? They're his children, no co-workers or political enemies. If you don't want your child doing something, you tell them not to do it. If they refuse, you punish them. It's not rocket science. He sounds like a fucking creepy stepfather who has been explicitly told by his wife not to involve himself in her children's life.

>all these undisciplined zoomers that don't know their place
the state of this board

>I know what you do at what time at what place but it's ok because it's normal just don't do it late in the night and as long as it isn't harmful
Is the typical excuse you would hear from these people, they're from another time.

>packet sniffing your own children
Really?
>Not giving the illusion of freedom
>Not using your packet sniffing for the greater good
>Not giving them the talk when they go on those sites
>Not asking them about what shows they watch
>Not bonding with them by watching their shows with them

0/10 parent.
As a father, you were, but the worst of them all.

>If you got nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

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My mum was a control freak like you tbqh, I just solved the issue by watching porn so heinous she was too embarrassed to ever bring it up again

>If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about.
Spotted the psychopathic """good parent""" who literally can't comprehend that his children are humans just like him

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>Being a shitty parent
>Wanting leverage over own kids

Congrats on not getting visits from them when theyre older and being put on the shittiest home possible.

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Just how exactly do you get these ligs?

>and being put on the shittiest home possible.
This is your future so you better plan it and arrange shit ryourself, if you leave it upto your kids then yeah you will go to the shittiest place because kids dont care and they have better things to do than care about some fossil who is about to kick the bucket

this

>tfw OP's kid is a manchild that browses Jow Forums
>tfw OP is messing with him by making this thread
S-sorry for the porn but not even a little bit ashamed tbqh senpai

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>he's never threatened to ground his kids
>he doesn't believe in discipline
shitty parents please leave

>being responsible and monitoring your underage child's internet usage
>Jow Forums freaks out
is this entire board underaged or something?

He's not actually protecting his children.

>disciplining kids for watching porn
ecks dee. Was it this you were implying?

>having retarded children who can't change dns/use a vpn

Because showing your kids tranny porn is great.
>Jow Forums parenting
Children should be raised with discipline and frankly should carry a flip-phone until high school. Smartphones have destroyed the nu-generation.

Don't you fucking dare tell me that smartphones are good for kids. It's good to give them access to the Net and let them figure their own shit out, but make it a challenge. Challenges breed intelligence, if you block their access to the Internet or block certain sites and they figure out a way around it, that means they're mature enough for it.

That's my pinch of salt on how to introduce your kids to electronics.

>Children should be raised with discipline and frankly should carry a flip-phone until high school.

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figures that the Jow Forums parenting technique is to make your kids socially retarded.

But being socially retarded is great. I don't deal with normalfags and I get to bee myself without having to worry about what (((they))) think of me.

>children should just have a free-for-all dude weed lmao
>kids know what's best for themselves
>just give them whatever they ask for and don't act surprised when they grow up retarded zoomers that are entitled even more than millennials and know even less while playing fortnite and thinking that gender is a spectrum
Libby parenting.

>being socially retarded is great
opinions discarded, retard. stop shitting up America with your autism.

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>stop shitting up america with your autism
But user, where else to go and shit if not in the toilet?

All of these are correct. Learn how to be an adult and how to discipline op. Don't become the thing you hate and become a CIA nigger.

Seriously though, get your shit together or go see a shrink.

>give kids un-controlle access to the net in 2018
>5 months later they've been brainwashed by ElsaGate MKULTRA shit, taught to agree with the masses, screech FUCK DRUMPF, "informed" that it's not the system that's the enemy but the parents and have scheduled a sex change surgery by recommendation of BuzzFeed
>retards ITT defending "muh freedums" not realizing that the present state of the Internet is nothing like it was back in the 90s

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>creating a log of every site you've ever visited
I see no way this could possibly backfire on you

Why would you want to do that? Why be the bot net?

There's better things to quote at them to show they can't trust privacy than to quote their porn habits at them.

>If you have nothing to say why have freedom of speech?

>being put on the shittiest home possible.
kek didn't think of this. maybe I'll do this to my dad for being an asshole to my mom and for blocking Jow Forums (REEEE) as well as youtube and all my flash games sites and even fucking wikipedia.

dude was putting parental controls on everything. Shit didn't help, all it did was eventually I had to pay for my own VPN and shit. also it made me hate him and he unironically tried to accuse me of watching porn and telling me he'd kick me out because it's "ILLEGAL", both before and after I turned 18. So yeah, hope OP has fun being a faggot as usual. At least his kids will learn to hate CIA glowies.

But I will one day get my mom a nice house somewhere, she deserves it.

and here you are on Jow Forums being a vindictive revengeful asshole. at least he tried. the reality is your old man was someone who was concerned about your wellbeing and tried, ineffectively to protect you and foster a normal upbringing for you.

More like he's the typical abusive sociopath taking shit out on his kids because he's too much of a failure and a pussy to confront the people who actually make him angry.

Do you have a daughter? What porn do girls search for?

>Not bonding with them by watching their shows with them
> "Come on son, sit down with your dad and watch some Absolutely Anal: Booty-tastic Butt-Blasters VII"

>american parenting in the generation of mass surveillance and generally being a shit

Nuke

This
OP is a faggot and so is his ISP
You should kill yourselves

finally someone who understands it

Underages cannot simply comprehend why this is done. In the interest of security.

I still memba waiting on netscape tabs of naked ladies to finish transfering over dialup, no video whatsoever, mark's bookmarks was the site to get vast lists of galleries' links

>unironically using orange

what sexes?

use it as leverage against him

Imagine doing this and then complaining about Windows spying on your ass.

>Why would you need to spy on your kids
he's a perv

>watching porn with your kids
what kind of post is this?

Zoomers have no idea

boomers are control freaks

kejk

>tfw you bypass your control freak parents spying system and look like the golden child when actually looking up gore and other disgusting shit.

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Or you are just me and don't visit bad websites
I mean why spend effort looking like a great kid when you can just be one

Imagine how betrayed and creeped out your kids feel. What a shitty parent

Biggest concern is that his deadbeat dad is on Jow Forums

Ok but you're to blame when they have trust issues for the rest of their lives. If their over 12 it's fine because you literally can't have an effect on them after that point.

somebody find OP's kids and teach them how to use a proxy or Tor! Problem solved

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>leverage it against them
use it against them

When I was 13 my parents put some bullshit batch file which opened email sender which sent them email everytime I started up computer.
It even fucking blinked when I booted up.
So I put encrypted their harddrives to let them know to not mess with us.
No more bullshit happened anymore.
Didnt use any kind of password back then, because :
a.) My computer was the only one conected to the printer
b.) didnt expect to have to protect my pc from my own fucking family

I thought you can trust your parents to respect your privacy...

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you're still using an isp

>have been on jailbait sites
>without a VPN
I'm fucked aren't i

Its almost scary how many parallels can be made in this thread between OP and his kids and the government and it's citizens

>implying you can tell what videos they're watching

do you even understand https?

the jokes on you, OP, it was your wife watching black men fuck white women

>at least he tried
sorry pal but threatening my mom with divorce and abusing her behind my back when I was at school, for not getting his food out early or some other petty bullshit isn't trying. he never tried to teach me lessons, all he did was act as if he were against me all the time despite me being his goddamn kid. sounds cringe but it is what it is

pretty much this. honestly OP better be b8

>tfw because of my control freak parents I ended up learning about networks, used to spoof MAC addresses, break parental controls from the command prompt, and use Tor to watch porn and gore videos

There's a difference between being socially retarded and not getting on every bandwagon. You can be socially adept and not subscribe to the latest and most popular everything, it just means you need to learn how to make yourself likable for who you are and not what you have. You also need to learn how to influence people, so they don't become dependent on toxic services.

good intentions don't mean shit

>www.pornhub.com/content/videos/gay/sissy-trap-sucks-off-twink-faggot-no-homo-tho
Just another unsolved mystery I suppose

>Change mac address to sister's and look up incest spanking porn nonstop.

Actually nvm the mac wouldn't traverse the NAT and his ISP "log" would just show all the sites, not who visited them.

>tfw watching all the logs ... my children porn ...
>tfw i what for the past three years

How to make your kids distrust you as a parent and to keep them from telling you when they do bad stuff. Maybe they’d be open to you if you weren’t a dick.

Now what? Do expect a medal of some sort or what?

Can't wait for you to mention this to them and erode any respect they have for authority.