> me > works with website cause bored > cat comes > finds good place on keyboard > me again > beta, loves cats so much can't get him off > tries ssh > fails > tries ftp to upload new config file to ssh server so can login as root > fails > tries to exploit as to get root access > fails > tries to type a command as the cat is on the keyboard > python -m pyftpdldqzdkgqzdiufqzbfiqbhzdg > fuck
Guess this is now the post cats with technology thread.
Ryan Johnson
man cat
Connor Brown
plug in another keyboard and disable the onboard one
Jaxson Hall
Move cat to lap. Problem solved.
Leo Wilson
Dogs are the PC's animal, cats are for NPCs, not btfo cuck
Leo Bell
>Implying NPCs can use followers
Nathaniel Nguyen
Wrong. Dogs are dear to the unimaginative peasant-burgher whilst cats appeal to the sensitive poet-aristocrat-philosopher will be clear in a moment when we reflect on the matter of biological association. Practical plebeian folk judge a thing only by its immediate touch, taste, and smell; while more delicate types form their estimates from the linked images and ideas which the object calls up in their minds. Now when dogs and cats are considered, the stolid churl sees only the two animals before him, and bases his favour on their relative capacity to pander to his sloppy, unformed ideas of ethics and friendship and flattering subservience. On the other hand the gentleman and thinker sees each in all its natural affiliations, and cannot fail to notice that in the great symmetries of organic life dogs fall in with slovenly wolves and foxes and jackals and coyotes and dingoes and painted hyaenas, whilst cats walk proudly with the jungle’s lords, and own the haughty lion, the sinuous leopard, the regal tiger, and the shapely panther and jaguar as their kin. Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.
Jeremiah Richardson
Literally this
Henry Williams
Why the fuck do people have pets? I get guard dogs in some vilage/mansion and cats to catch mice in vilages and such. But why the fuck do people have pets in cities? What mental dissorder leads to that?
Michael Adams
Ideal is 2x cats 1x dog. If you dont understand this kys