Referring to computers as "machines"

>referring to computers as "machines"

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>referring to a desktop PC as a "gaming rig"

>referring to anything that isn't a car as a "daily driver"

Computers aren't machines?

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>referring to the clickity clackity memory box as "hard drive"
>referring to the datarot mini floppy storage as "flash drive"
>referring to the spinny spiral fan picture production module as a "graphics card"
>referring to black man sound beep boop rumble jumble cubes as "subwoofers"

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britbong alert

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>referring to a USB flash drive as a "thumb drive" or "pen drive"

>not referring to computers as "my girlfriend"

I subconsciously refer to computers as machines because my professors do that all the time. "It's on my linux machine" when referring to my laptop, "It's on my linux machine" when referring to my smartphone, etc.

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Based and computerpilled.
My dream is fucking the anthro version of my laptop.
>ywn stick your dick in her tight ports

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>referring to vagina as USB port

>black man sound beep boop rumble jumble cubes

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>referring computers as "CPUs"
My elementary school computer teacher did this back in early 2000s.

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>referring to a zip disquette as a "usb flash drive"

Always gets me

>referring to bus powered non mechanical storage as a "zip disquette"

>not calling her your wife
heathens

>referring to GNU + Linux as Linux

This one makes my blood boil.

>referring your presentation as a "slide deck"

Douche bag buzzword

>people not comprehending free vs libre

Literally This

>referring to UEFI as BIOS

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for me thats as bad as people calling game characters "Toons"

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Hey old man, do you still call gear 'templates' or 'suits' too?

Eres sudaca user? I had a bimbo teacher in elementary who would refer them as that too, she was retarded af to the point she struggled to even turn on/off the computer but got the "cumputerz teecher" gig because her tits vagene powers to himnotize kids and also sucked off the sub-principal and the CS dude lol, she would let us into the interwebz and do whatever we wanted in the PC computer machines thing, because I was the most autist """ genius""" boyo who was always beyond the other NPC kiddos, I would take care of the class watch when our lovely bimbo teacher had "personal assignments" with the subprincipal or the CS dude lol, as long as I kept the other kids entertained and distracted with flash gaymz I had access to the CS guy backroom, It was full of random pc shit scatered all around, at one point we even had a couple of Itanium servers and a bunch of IBM Lentium workstations, he always gave me free shit for my PC's at home (i.e. ram sticks, hard drives ,burnt gaymz) and tips on how to fuck whores as an adult, good times

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So what do you call it then, "PC"? That's just as bad.

>"gaming" as a verb

Thats my char, kid. My guy.

>referring to Jow Forums as anime website

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