SQLite of God

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Wholesome

Based and redpilled

>honor all
>love fasting
>relieve the poor
>clothe the naked
>be a help
>console the sorrowing
What commie SJW propaganda is this?

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>>love fasting
i thought sjws were the fat ones
is the redpill actually ketchup?

sjws are okay with communism aka fasting
fuck off, commie

SQLite is God's Temple, and D. Richard Hipp is God's Prophet/Programmer.

this

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I am literally using this in every project from now on forever

sqlite confirmed for being written by white people.

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Unironically based as fuck.

Trannies are shitting themselves over this.
Good.

twitter.com/search?q=#SQLite

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Ah, here we go. The concern trolling is starting. They'll start to hem, tit, titter, and autism-flap about how """these companies""" are """clearly endorsing""" """Christian Supremacy""" or something.

That's where we are now. Even the mildest introduction of Christian belief into anything the Left thought they "own" is enough to deplatform someone.

Fuck 'em all.

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Based as fuck

I can't wait for someone to adopt a CoC based on sharia

sqlite did this whole CoC the best, give them a medal.

>Do not murder

What he fuck is this gay shit!? Why the fuck are they so restrictive, bros!?

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It's a large small gap of color. Tis a large expanse of darkness. What do you think keeps the black expanse awake. The creator being an infinite expanse of darkness. "OH MOVEMENT AND COLOR I'M UP"

>"Do not love much talking"
>God hates people that talk too much

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Based

This is the part that gets to me.

>Having a written CoC is increasingly a business requirement.

It's all so stupid. My current company has lost out on business opportunities because we don't have enough Twitter followers.

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T-Terry?

What does your company do?

How the fuck are companies even functioning with so many retards involved???

VR software. B2B projects are much more lucrative than games, but convincing a risk-averse company to trust a small studio (i.e. 99% of VR companies) is tough. That's why a few big companies end up with 99% of the clients.

everyone hates people who talk too much, even God

LOL trannies losing the plot.

Their incredible contempt for normal mainstream christian white men is being laid bare. Hipp has never said anything negative about fags or any other "protected" class; literally his only 'crime' is not being a Christian.

Why are the SJWs mad? This is what they wanted, no? Or did they honestly not see this coming?

The SJWs are mad because this CoC does not promote their mental illness.

>22

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

>commie
>Christian
How exactly does this compute?

>Visit the sick.
Hi Jow Forums!

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impressive, very nice.

now we need and the like to cover the entirety of the CoC spectrum, so we can have these monkeys fight each other over it until this whole shitshow implodes. and one day it all becomes about getting shit done again.

aww did someone get lost on their way to neopets?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_communism

the tears of so᠍yboys over this is amazing

It's called christianity, user.

based

this, fuck 'em. Christianity is NOT about being "nice" at all.

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SJWs are losing their shit about this. I'd use SQLite if I didn't use it already. All my software's document formats are essentially SQLite databases.
Redpilled and DATABASED!

the linux one is pretty sharia

Fuck religious people and fuck their religion. There can be no compromise for a belief that indoctrinates people into a lifetime of false belief that affects everything we do negatively and believes that the only thing in this world that matters is faith and devotion to a deity. These people are the problem and the only solution is to outlaw their bullshit. And even if they do it "outside the law", better that than fucking endorse hatred, brainwashing, and other horrible things as okay.

pareto principle. a tiny minority does all the work. the rest just bullshits their way through the working day. if the performers start to leave you get shit like NASA or Google that dies slowly of cancer from within.

you clearly are ignorant of the psychological significance of the biblical stories, and mythology and archetypes. enjoy living in a close approximation to hell.

I'll take the twitter bait because there's a chance these people aren't deliberately baiting but are genuinely retarded.

1. SQLite is Open Source, but not "open contribution". That's because the contributors are required to waive the copyright to their contributions, for which a formal legal process is needed.

2. Absolutely everyone is free to use SQLite for any purpose. SQLite is in the Public Domain.

t.

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and yet being "welcome" to use the software is still irrelevant on whether one uses or disuses it. why are you wasting words

Neopets? Communism is inherently atheistic. I don't care about your wikipedia bs.

Biblical stories as mythology and biblical stories as fact are two different things. Do you believe in Greek mythology as fact, too?

religion is essential to prevent the NPCs from murdering us all. we're only lucky because we replaced faith in god with bling consumerism so the NPCs are preoccupied with acquiring trash they don't need. but once the party (loan bubble) ends we're in for a hard time as there's no external morality (religion) telling the brainless NPC that it's not OK to murder your neighbor and take his shit. anyone who thinks religion is bad doesn't understand how barbarian human nature is.

don't patronize me, commie scum. your shitty life is showing

Jow Forumsiamverysmart

you sound like this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=Ifi5KkXig3s&list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat&t=0s&index=5

>reddit
And just like reddit, you are very dumb.

It's pretty clear that retards on twitter and reddit don't know the difference between a CoC and a license.

what in the hell are you talking about and who are you even responding to?

snitches get stiches yo

based SQLEnlightened

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you are supposed to meditate on the meaning of "talking" in that context, not take it at face value. only then perhaps the wisdom can enlighten you a little bit and improve your life.

atheists confirmed for brainlets

>Although there is no universal agreement on the exact date when Christian communism was founded, many Christian communists assert that evidence from the Bible (in the Acts of the Apostles)[1] suggests that the first Christians, including the apostles, established their own small communist society in the years following Jesus' death and resurrection.[1] As such, many advocates of Christian communism argue that it was taught by Jesus and practiced by the apostles themselves.[2] Some independent historians confirm it.[3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14]
I'm looking forward to your essay where you take a critical look at the 12 cited sources and prove them all wrong. Surely it would be an easy task for a man of your intellect. Hell!, it would be easy for a man with a quarter of your mental power.

9front did it earlier and is more redpilled

so some brainlets who think they have the whole biblical stories figured out (protip: the problem is NP-complete) conclude that the meaning of the Gospels and the message of Christianity is to be vulgar commies

lel

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lmfao, i'm so glad that gen-Z hates millennials

he's not the first to say this

An inherent reminder that CoCs are political documents.

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who was the first to say anything?

user, the only way to avert this situation is by giving trannies a taste of their own medicine and they will all die out when their own volcano of contradictions and hypocrisy eventually erupts.

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>most dreadful day ever
whee did we finally re-open the concentration camps?

>the day after trans and lgbtq people had one of th emost dreadful days ever
literally what? was there a tranny 9/11 that I missed or something? how many fatalities were there?

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he's not needed, I'm a better programmer than him and I contribute to SQLite. bye!

Like any of those constantly whining faggots ever took part in the sqlite community. They probably didn't even know what sqlite was till this day.

I'm sure the demand for JavaScript scripters contributing to SQLite is pretty minimal

a tranny asked some people on Jow Forums if they are passable and we said GNO

sqlite doesn't even accept outside contributions.

>tfw SQLite has always been closed contribution
i-it's n-not like i would c-contribute anyway..!

it's funny how this faggot thinks every project is a "community". r-selected parasites are so easy to spot. god, I wish we could gas them already

Why avert it?

S'cool.

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can someone make a sqlite webm of this

youtube.com/watch?v=cvl_J_Qn5JM

well, i'd like to imagine the Return of the Meritocracy as the Pax Romana we will eventually return to.

>giving alms to the poor
>multiplying bread and fish to feed people, asking nothing in return
>driving the bourgeoisie out of the Temple of Jerusalem
Face it, Jesus was a communist.

Meritocracy ain't dead so long as there are people around who still believe in it rather than moaning about how it's dead on memeboards.

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how2lrn sqlite?

csnt s
words cat on srms

>so some brainlets
>von Mises, Ludwig (1981) [1951]. "Christianity and Socialism". Socialism. New Heaven: Yale University Press. p. 424. Retrieved 16 May 2011.
Fuck. Nvm, you're actually right.

wtf I love SQLite nao

>yale
>2011
>not brainlets
have you seen the photographs of yale students rioting for BLM?

true. however, the effort to eradicate meritocracy is a lot more ogranised than the effort to help those affected by it to not lose hope. it's getting more and more difficult to avoid scenarios where one is accused of crimes against society. after all, the reason this crusade has seen this much success is because most technically inclined individuals aren't socially adept (a point they rarely dispute), which gives the social crusaders the ultimate leverage to instil guilt.

it's like saying don't be an asshole and mocking sjws

what is SQLite for if it's just a file? I can't imagine it can resolve conflicts from several various programs inserting simultaneously

SQLite is for development purpose, or embedded in application, not for real client-server database

>mocking sjws
That's the first right human ever have after born.

so why not use a space or comma separated text file as your db?

rms btfo

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>I can't imagine it can resolve conflicts from several various programs inserting simultaneously
It's not for that shit for brains. It was never meant to handle multiple concurrent writers.

It's not a competitor of oracle or mysql, it's a competitor to fopen.

sqlite.org/whentouse.html

>describes behavior that is encouraged
that is precisely what RMS's CoC does though. These retards obviously don't read things for themselves.