I found a weird small golden device that has 12 small holes in a circle on it and when pressed light up. I have no close what it is, it's up to you guys!
A weird small golden device
Ryder Sanchez
Aiden Jones
Its probably the center of one of those dumb jellyfish light up balls you get at chucky cheese
Thomas Stewart
Ian Garcia
Shit, you didn't press it, did you?
Nice knowing you user, but you've already triggered the nerve agent.
Leo Moore
A golden shower head?
Anthony Lee
Lol, it's not bright enough it might look bright but it's very dim. And yes I pressed, guess I'm dead now
Xavier Thomas
A cheap imitation, boy.
Brandon Walker
To give you guys an idea of how big it is
Landon Gomez
It’s probably a fitness tracker made by Misfit
Evan Garcia
Noice spaceshit user
Christian Ward
No logo on back, just these weird things. (And I tried taking it off)
Landon Cox
It’s a Misfit Shine, user
Jace Taylor
seriously those Phantasm movies gave me hard core nightmares when I was a kid, fuck my dad for letting me watch them. I'd always wake up feeling one drilling into the back of my head ;_;
Charles Brooks
give it back LeDasha
Nolan Ross
It's solved! I'm new to Jow Forums but from this result, Jow Forums seems to be an awesome website! :)
Jose Moore
>TheFewAmongUs
>new to Jow Forums
>awesome website! :)
oh sweaty summer child
Owen Moore
I'm in for a treat huh? Lol
Elijah Brooks
>sweaty
Never fails to crack me up.
Lurk for 2 years before posting. Also, using a fucking name isn't necessary, newfag.
Charles Rogers
That is a Series 6 ChainLink HardNode. Sergey hid 1000 of these around the world on his pursuit to find the Golden BigMac. They are hardware wallets with 1000 Linkies for the finder. To unlock your prize, just place it inside a warm BigMac on a full moon while microwaving it for 69 seconds.
Grayson Carter
69 seconds in real world time or in microwave time?
Asher Anderson
That would be 1:09 in real world time. Probably a little more, like 1:12 (or 72 seconds microwave time) because you'd be taking a few seconds to key it in.
David Moore
nah, fuck off
Jacob Ramirez
Heh, yeah.... fuck this newfag....... fucking retard...... This is Who we are fighting against fellow Jow Forumsentos...
Ian Long
Having a stroke there, bud?
Blake Nguyen
>obese neckbeard Jow Forums poster doesn't know what a Shine fitness tracker looks like
not_surprised.jpg
Lucas James
>fatass needs some gizmo to track how much he's working out
lmoaing @ ur life
Luis Clark
>le are you ok user meme
Faggot detector is going off the charts right now
Jose Jenkins
>lmoaing
Too bad about that typo. Guess I win this round lard ass.
Alexander Hernandez
shut up terry
Noah Davis
Don't worry, Fren. Niggers are technology.
Henry Thompson
I don't know what it is about them. They are a completely incoherent mess, but somehow still interesting. Its almost like watching a dream.
Julian Reed
Well thats entirely possible.
Aiden Jenkins
>unironically using the ${reaction}.{image_extension} meme format