Confess your technological sins, my child

Don't worry, everyone on this board does that.

I'm considering going full Apple everything.

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I destroyed a PSU by disregarding the warning label and turning the switch so it used a different amounts of volts. It made a noise and then a bang and the PSU dieded.

I am in an Engineering about computer and I don't know how to programming.

I replaced the cpu, mobo, ram, and hard drives (even wiped a couple of them) because I couldn't figure out why my tower died.

Turned out the psu died because it was pointing down towards my case with no ventilation. Literally burned a mark into the floor of the case, poor thing.

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I use Edge.

I still can't dispatch windows in my workflow because of incompatible software.

the only reason I have the slightest interest in Linux/VPN/Tails/Cryptocurency/PGP/sneakyshit is purely out of necessity to access darknet markets semi-securely

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Every time I find a flash drive I plug it into my computer and copy a hidden autorun.ini file to change the flash drive's icon to an anime girl.

I dual-booted Gentoo with Windows 10.

As a teenager in 2005 I used a SQL injection script kiddie exploit to deface sites. My favorite was wiping a site dedicated to finding missing kids

I updated to 1809, on release day, with no prior research into possible issues and no backups on my main workstation at work.

I hired a cute Asian girl for a dev role instead of another white male applicant who had a better CV and did better at the technical interview.

>I hired a cute Asian girl
This is not a sin. This is mandated by HR to have diversity. Qualifications and abilities don't matter, people can learn on the job\take training.

Back in 1985 I used to run packet sniffers on Purdue’s network and grab everyone’s passwords. Fucking telnet.

Just think of it as raising team morale

That's not a sin, that's enlightenment

i still use a bunch of google stuff because i dont care anymore

Time to schedule a mandatory overnight team building exercise.

I think thunderbolt 3 is the future of ports.

>he fell for the botnet meme
Jow Forums exclusively uses win10 with chrome and gmail

I am smart enough to understand computer science in the university, but I am too much of a brainlet to work over 8 hours while programming heavy stuff. My brain gets fried way too easily from this stuff so I am learning webdev to join the macfag soiboys with their css, javascript, and nodejs. Webdev should be easier than melting your brain on C++, right?

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I installed gentoo

Try smoking pot.

Drink a fuckton of coffee or try amphetamines.

im learning VB as my first language

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Not necessarily bad. It's fun to toy with and has some minor personal/small business uses.
It teaches a lot of the logic of programming.

Good luck, user

I don't seed my torrents.

I am gonna do this, minimal Gentoo and Windows 10 LTSC, I plan to do it during Thanksgiving so I can give myself something to do while my food cooks. The best of GNU/Linux of the best of modern Windows (as good as modern Windows can get, anyway).

dude weed lmao

I don't either but one time I forgot to stop one and seeded a full series Sopranos torrent for 2 months so I don't feel bad anymore

Using Windows Server 2012 as desktop.

I'm using tensorflow to write a hellish collection of artificial neural networks that when taken together will present as a furry. From drawing artwork to speaking online. I'm in for a TB of data consisting of both text and lewd furry smut. When it's done, I'll host a discord for it and let lonely furfag incels come and have cyber sex with it. One day, I'm going to be murdered when an obsessive fan of the character realizes he isn't real.

I have a hard drive with Windows that I use to play games.

I installed windows on my thinkpad x62 because the open source graphic drivers won't work on it and I don't know how to install the proprietary ones in void linux, so I'd rather use windows than popular systemd distros

This isn't a sin, you're doing god's work.

Thank you father. I can only lead the C-levels to the glorious low latency NAND, I cannot make them spend.

it's okay buddy

Im still using windows 7
Still using 2nd gen i3
And its a laptop
Not using laptop outside of home
And rarely move it from the desk
And i pirate animu

I still use windows 7 on a Sony Vaio thats about 10 years old and also a laptop.

threw away a tablet I had kept for 3 years
on the same day (it was yesterday) I punched my monitor pretty good
because I didn't want NSA following me on my bikeride
"borrowed" my aunt's laptop while living on the streets
had a lot of online girlfriends who I never met irl
>this
also I'm posting from a Windows PC

I am going to dox myself soon and just start namefagging with my name Christopher

sent a lot of pics with my dick in it

I have a facebook.

pirated a lot of videogames movies books music
sworn and gotten angry over online conversations and videogames
looked at most kinds of pornography
entertained conspiracies
destroyed USB ports
spilled water on a 120 dollar keyboard
use 4$ speakers I got at a fleemarket over the 250 dollar meme treblerape headphones I got a long time ago
my motherboard cost more than my CPU
fallen in love with KMMOs and left without a trace when the world separates me in the most casual of manners (I don't bother reconnecting)
sold countless projects to myself that I never ended up following through
lately I've posted in threads without even bother reading beyond a few words of the first post, and then not checking on the thread again

made a lot of typos and generally I forgot to be careful when typing or thinking so the post ends up fraught with errors.
it might even be for the better

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I bought a 2080 Ti founders edition and will be using it on a basic 1080p 60hz display.

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I installed Steam on my free software OS, using Void Linux.
I want to play CS 1.6.

I've dropped mechanical hard drives while on the bus when I was getting kicked out of adopted parents houses or leaving on my own accord
made numerous discord accounts
many different accounts on the same services

wiped or overwritten harddrives without salvaging content

lead a raid by giving false hope, I knew in my heart knew we wouldn't be able to win...we end up failing the objective by less than 3 seconds (this has happened more times than once)
fail raids in general (everyone is jaded, I don't bother leading properly)
had toons of the opposite gender of my own and behaved accordingly
pk a noob (I honestly can't think of a specific time where this happened but I'm sure I just lashed out at least once) without ressing after

pvp seriously against noobs just bc they outgear me (and die accordingly)
disliked players or guilds simply bc they are richer (and ruining the game/economy from my perspective, when really they're the most committed of the playerbase, refuse to acknowledge this could be true even as I contemplate the possibility of it being the case)

>used clover
>had accounts on reddit (never really got more than 2 upvotes)

harassed an innocent Elin from a guild I really loved on the basis that it's all bullshit (their name really captured their personality and it just annoyed the shit out of me since I had just transferred to MT after a long hiatus) I think the guild was called Kupo or something. It was tiny and they joined me when I was a lowbie so I could have buffs for lvling. I feel I was kind of trying to give them shit so it would be easier for us to let go of the game when it inevitably got bad.

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I had a gfx card die when trying to play CS 1.6 on an optiplex I gentoo'd
rip

the road to hell is paved with unseeded torrents.

Have overwritten operating systems on numerous occasions by mistyping the drive letter

Switched from windows to linux to mac back to linux and am now back on windows

Every time i overwrote a drive would use a motherboard with a hardware windows key to re install

Dos'd a server without using any ip protection, exposing my ip at the time

My job is so far removed from the tech industry, I get away with windows and .NET for everything.

laptop fell in my bathtub

still works tho

how is that even possible? i'm playing with the cpu on a thinkpad x270

I've hopped a lot also
just kernels I've ran on metal:
>OpenBSD
>Linux
>NT
>Darwin
what did your ISP say about the DOS?

I got it used on eBay in 2015~
it died this year.
x270 is pretty recent tho huh

how'd you manage to get your x270 free without proprietary microcode?

I don't acually care that much about FOSS

your brain is preventing the enslavement of your mind.

I bashed my internet for being slow when I got 2 mb/s downloading steam games (mostly was salted about latencies in my KMMO) now it's 120 kb/s

Never heard anything about it, never asked. Got a few letters about torrenting tho

Rajeet

I fell into nodejs trap and now developing server side application with javascript. Please give me better and sane alternative, father.

Unironically kys

I installed FreeBSD because OpenBSD doesn't support my wireless card.

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> attempt to summon Steve Jobs
> put every Apple device I own in a circle
> laughing to myself thinking it wont work
> it does
> summons his corpse

I read SICP from cover to cover and concluded that it's an overrated meme.

I've been frequenting Jow Forums since around 2009 and I have yet to install any Linux distro. The only programming languages I dabbled in for a short period of time are Ruby and Visual Basic, neither of which I can remember anymore. I gave up switching between browsers and now regularly use Chrome despite hating it.

this but unironically

same
fuck you pirates

I have nano installed, dropped vim after few seconds of trying to use it, have trouble using nano for anything more complex than pasting a line into config file.

send help

>I shit my pants whenever I ride a bus
>fuck you busgoers

I like vidya too much
Mathlet, still in CS. Scared if i'll make it

I bought a steam machine.
>Regret

i bought a RTX 2080

>using a pre-build computer
>using AMD CPU
>using Intel CPU
>using a iPhone
>using Linux
>using a Mac
>using a Samsung smart phone
>using a T(Ch)inkpad
>using Windows 10
>using Windows in general

I use alibrebooted X200 running Parabola and a pozzed Windows 10 LTSC machine on a regular basis.

I still do all my shit in php

That's not a sin. As long as it's enough for your needs and you're satisfied with it, there is no reason to upgrade.
Don't be a buypig.

I like GNOME 3

Im absolutely shit at math and suffer from impostor syndrome every day while working

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I use compiz and enjoy the effects.

I use Windows 10 unironically.

I am addicted to rape CP

I use gnome because I don't bother even trying alternatives. I'm not a poweruser so the desktop doesn't really matter.

I use gopher protocol

New code is better than old code.

I'm sexually attracted to cute teenage boys who into technology. I image them on my head as trap and often i watched tech boi yt channels to fap.

And hate Richard Stallman and his massive ego.

Is this board just /vpol/ with a vague tech focus? this is shit

I play games and watch movies on my phone, and I like it more than my PC, consoles, switch etc.

I've insulted someone for using a programming language I don't know anything about

I use FX-4130 and there's nothing wrong with that.

I used to shit on ThinkPads and Linux constantly, even though at the time I had little experience with either.