Jow Forums humor

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this

Holy shit, Jow Forums btfo

kekd

Post the core 0 breakdance gif

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that's the smuggest fucking fan I've ever seen

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hehe

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People always misunderstand this one. It's not that that model will never be obsolete, the idea is that you sign up to their scheme and you will always be provided with a PC that is not obsolete. Obviously the scheme didn't last, but still.

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oops
meant to post this

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Why does it have 5 cores though

I somehow knew this box reminded me of something, know I know, kek.

>It's not that that model will never be obsolete
>this computer is never obsolete
???

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SSDER RISE UP !

OPTANE GANG OPTANE GANG OPTANE GANG

kek, well done

There was a kid who said this when asked why he wanted to CS.
I never fucking got it.
I just like computers.

congratulations

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Nice numerals.

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user, where the fuck is core 0 ?

>counting start with 0

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no.

>Contributor

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>t. retard

did u forget what board ur on

i guess you're not a programmer

Depends on the application and how they're configured. On Fedora, the default is to start from 1 (deleted the config file to make it load defaults).

I forgot my picture. And my example used htop.

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This made me laugh, followed by a tear from reminding me of how lonely I am and how this will never happen to me despite having math skills.
Excuse me while I head to

no one's talking about htop, in non-shit programming languages, counting starts from 0

cringe.

Only the last guy quoted said something about programming, the rest did not.

Nice introspection.

its the missing rgb lights obvious

>in non-shit programming languages, counting starts from 0
Go ahead and explain why.

>let me prove my point using this retarded ass app-tier piece of shit program and completely disregarding the rest of the sane applications

>explain why.
not him but only a retard arts-degree tier shit baboon doesn't know that it's because indexes represent the amount of times the size() of the data you have to add to the address to get to the data you want

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I propose to call this "Keynesian Processing."

That's about right.
I'd just like to find out how many of the above posters just think something like
>le us programmers count from 0 is so wacky
Instead of knowing why and knowing when the kind of addressing is releavant.

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i guess you're a homoboi

>it's because indexes represent the amount of times the size() of the data you have to add to the address to get to the data you want
There's actually not much evidence that's the original reason.

In college we were asked to introduce ourselves and I said something along these lines.

Does anyone have the source again?
I know this was in a rather big project and automatically generated on purpose, because it was faster than any actual prime algorithm.

Memory is the evidence you fucking retard, you have to move 0*size to reach the first element, 1*size for the second, etc, hence 0→1st, 1→2nd. But I guess you program on your ipad

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>Memory is the evidence
What does that even mean?

>you have to move 0*size to reach the first element, 1*size for the second
Yes, I am aware. What I said was that's it's not clear if that was WHY programmers adopted 0-based counting.

This commit is always followed by a clueless graduate pic, but honestly, it's just a typo. It can happen to anyone.

what is Jow Forums actually good for?

Yeah, it's funny as fuck but it could happen to anyone. Kinda careless though

This made me laugh out loud. Imagine something that gets tomorrow's date by waiting an entire day and getting the current date

> I just like computers.
Me too. But that doesn't mean this isn't true - for me, at least. Computers are more predictable than humans who can hurt you at any moment.

It can happen to anyone, but it really should be spotted before anything goes into production.

Only an issue if you're one of those people that installs git packages from yaourt.

Its a Phenom II X4 with one core unlocked.

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Did anyone ever make the steam version of this?

Ignorants, all of you.

cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html

>write a million 0-based loops per day
>it's not clear if that was WHY programmers adopted 0-based counting
the state of Jow Forums

>starting with 0, however, gives the nicer range 0 ≤ i < N
is not much different than writing 0-based loops to access arrays instead of writing 1-based ones and having to substract -1 everytime
>yields, when starting with subscript 1, the subscript range 1 ≤ i < N+1
So basically the same, except EWD took the time to write it down

why is this board so full of /v/ermins?

Normal for technology boards. Full of shit and people that think they're so smart for being able to stick a chip into a socket.

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It can happen to anyone yes, but there's NO EXCUSE FOR COMMITTING WITHOUT TESTING THE CODE LOCALLY.

so that x[y] = x + y * sizeof(type)

>Pulseaudio
Literally asked help on this in fglt today.

ill post some old shit

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I literally said this to my parents crying a few years back, no joke

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Yeah that's so bizarre I had to laugh

What is this, some shitty comic from someone who still browses reddit and gaia in 2018?

most of Jow Forums like to be dominated by big men anyways...
how would this surprise anyone?

been too long since I saw this image

This is just sad

I am taking some Concurrency and Parallelism classes and I am giggling like a school girl.

cringe

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this would actually be an adorable comic if the guy was wearing clothes. just the daily activities of a mother and son.

All of these look like complete retards holy shit.