Give me acceptable Jow Forums gift ideas

/csg/ has an entire imgur album of ideas

Make an Orgone Space weapon
youtube.com/watch?v=5zEIn4FagPw

I honestly want a vibrator, but I'm too shy to order one, I think it might come in a pink box or have some weird sticker on the outer box and I might die out of shame when it gets delivered :(

I had to get a package from a friend at the post office last year and the thing was covered in pony stickers. 40 minutes bus ride to get home. It's not as bad as you imagine. You can do it.

Programming socks, the only true Jow Forums gift

Kek, I'll have it delivered at my door if I do it.

>I had to get a package from a friend at the post office
>the thing was covered in pony stickers
your friend is either a dick or an autist.
Hope whatever you got, was worth more than $50.

flash drives and SD cards
old thinkpad
60% mechanical keyboard
usb otg cable
battery bank
ups
sd card reader
usb cables/chargers in fun colors
pen and paper
e-reader

>mechanical keyboard for pretentious fags
got this last year

Arduinos

something that you prepare a bit yourself, like maybe a computer or phone, but you put GNU/Linux or a custom ROM on it, the sort of work they'd be too stupid/lazy to do themselves, but might still appreciate

>old thinkpad without an OS for someone interested in linux and programming
Got an old HP business laptop without an OS from my dad as a gift when I was a kid, that was my first experience with linux. Definitely got me on the path to a career in technology

ARM Cortex demo boards can be super fun for the more advanced

clearly someone thinks you're a pretentious fag