Job application has more than 5 options for gender

>job application has more than 5 options for gender
Honestly, what the fuck IS my gender?

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Answer: White Male
If they tell you that White Male is not a gender, give them a triggered look and they'll quickly hire you in fear of being discriminating.

Try attack helicopter.

luckily white males are rare in my field so I'm a diversity hire yet don't face the discrimination of being a minority (while yet actually being a minority in my area which is all hispanics).

just cross them all out and write in "hard worker"

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Apply elsewhere. Just imagine how bad it'll be internally.

If you select one of the fake ones you can avoid them datamineing the fact your a man and selling that to (((advertisers)))

Just say you have HIV

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Attack helicopter. Guaranteed to win the diversity lottery.

Minorities like to keep the minority label even in areas where they're the majority.

Just get triggered cuz there's only 5 options and u'll get hired
But do u really want it?

Why would you even want to work for a company that puts that on their job application?

Only you can answer that question, user.

Write Interpantransdemiagender

I have determined your gender to be "Fuzzy-binary amphibious hovercraft". please update your application.

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>Male
>Female
>Non-binary
>Prefer not to say
What's the fifth one?

faggot

Is this 5D chess? Does this ever happen?

Gnu/linux

Is trans not it?

Trick Question, the fact that you questioned it to begin with has triggered me and I demand you incorporate and mandate a Code of Conduct to ensure these type of offenses do not happen again. Hire me so I can fire you.

Wrong

if gender == straight then
mv application /dev/null
fi

in my country inside sa you have two options but anyways the chance to get the job in an it field is very low fuck

Female (male)

>gender
>straight
Um, what? I think you mean sexuality sweetie

THIS

>Hire me so I can fire you.
You're hired!
*enjoys massive severance pay and free holiday while next HR job is already lined up*

>job application doesn't include a Hypercube and RGB sliders to dial in my gender

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LOL XD

Is it “All of the above?”

Confirmed!

user, select ANYTHING but binary. If it asks for your sexuality, put ANYTHING but straight. You'll be guaranteed that job.

The best part is they can't ask you anything about it because then you can just take their ass to HR and have them fired within the minute.

How did it come to this in the more advanced Western world? Over here in backwards 12-century third-world SEA, we do not check people's genitalia, or genitalia preferences. Just hire based on skill.

Once a society thinks they're advanced enough they start looking toward altruism and helping the less fortunate.

I dont't get any sex, and they get so much they can cherry pick from 100+ made up genders and be fine. How are they less fortunate?

>altruism and helping the less fortunate
Maybe they should reclassify "homeless" or "orphan" as a new gender, and help them then.

But that actually requires effort. Virtue signaling is not about effort, it's about making it look like you care when you really don't give a shit about anything but your own self-image.

> pumping 6 year olds full of hormones
> helping

based

If gender fluid is an option ALWAYS take it. Whenever anyone asks what you are just say "I'm a male today". If its a company that puts that on their application form then pretending to be one will only help your chances of being hired.

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