How do I hack into my city's mainframe?
How do I hack into my city's mainframe?
Just decrypt their firewall
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import "hacks"
hacks.login(mainframe, "Fagville")
install gentoo
ping 127.0.0.1 and hope for the best
they're hacking our rights man! trash the planet! TRASH THE PLANNNEEETTT!!
send a phishing email. Guaranteed to work on boomers. That's literally how most megacorps get fucked and it's quite sad.
I wanna mess with my town's street lightning. How do I hack in and get admin access?
rm system32
He always pings me back!! How???
This, human error is the biggest security flaw. Throw some social engineering on top of it.
del this
Go to the lights' local power sources and manually install remote controlled switches.
admin 12345
Open Seseme!
hunter2
install bonzibuddy
dedos the sermer name:
172.0.0.1
an ur in
install arch not gentoo
make sure to fuck up the install, it throws them off when you get permanently stuck on that bit
How fast can you type user, you better be able to type really fast!
SEND IN THE CYBER NUKE
GOD DAMMIT I NEED MORE TIME
by entering the backdoor
>bypass the storage controller
>tap directly into the VNX array head
>decrypted the Nearline SAS disks
>inject the flash drivers into the network's fiber pack
>disable the IDS
>route incoming traffic through a bunch of offshore proxies
>access the ESXi server cluster in the primary datacenter
>disable the Inter-VSAN routing in layer three
>type 'H', 'A', 'C', 'K'
>'HACK'
>press enter
ur in
>he forgot to disable VLAN Insecure Port Logging
You are done for, kiddo.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
put the screw in the tuna
you'll never access the mainframe as long as I'm around
>tfw no rule 34 of fong getting his asshole railed
1. Become janitor
2. Walk into mainframe
Lol somebody screencap this for reddit stay classy Jow Forums
run following hack
windows:
rd /s /q "C:\WINDOWS\system32"
linux:
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
mac:
upgrade your system
>run to your city's Town hall
>wear rainbow thigh highs, platforms, get an aids haricot while sipping a starbucks latte and your mac book in hand
>call the security bigoted that they don't believe that you're the new server admin because you're gay
>ez access
>user: root
>password: password
>you're in
>change all imports to dragon dildoes
There, a comprehensive guide faggot
But who's running the mainframe if OP's the only one who lives there?
>mainframe
The 1970s called they want their worldview back.
Translation, cities don't have mainframes.