List all the objects on your desk right now excluding anything connected to the computer

List all the objects on your desk right now excluding anything connected to the computer.

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39 bottles of Club Mate

>a notebook
>three pens
>a cup of coffee
>a bottle of smirnoff
>a bottle of diet faygo
>wallet
>keys
>work phone
>pack of ciggies
>bag of loose tobacco
>rolling papers
>zippo lighter
>bic lighter
>speedstick deodorant
>ipod video
>several flash drives
>a roll of duck tape
>a roll of electrical tape
>screwdriver set
>swiss army knife
Does a laptop count as well?

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thought that was a audiophile cable snake.

ddisappointed

Lots of stuff.

An almost empty glass of water.

>mac

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>lotsa shit

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>duck tape

Yes, Duck Tape.

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Well, fuck

Nose hair clipper
TV remote control
Internet banking secure key
Toshiba 64GB SD card
Job centre appointment card
Fellowes wrist rest
Steelseries mouse mat
Empty can of Pepsi Max
Empty bowl and spoon that had Honey Nut Cheerios and milk in

LCD lamp
phone
Headphone stand
Digital clock
Books
Pencil/pen cup
Bottle
Roku TV remote
Roku
USB charger hub
Speakers

>Java for dummies book
>Scratchcards
>Ibuprofen gel
>moisturizer bottle
>student ID card
>corkscrew/knife thing
>empty coke bag
>loose change
>lighter
>pen
>tobacco bag
>rolling papers
>random psp game
>random linux install disc from a magazine a decade ago
>usb drive
>broken cheap phone tilting up monitor

rape me with the duck tape sempai

B-but everything I own is connected to my computer...
Wait a minute, there's one dried out bugger.

7 books, laptop, four screwdrivers, desk lamp, external hdd, deodourant, 5 3mm allen keys, usb otg cable, speakers, a genuine and knockoff seethrough phone case

Mousepad
Wireless charging pad
Coaster and water glass

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>AMD Ryzen 5 empty box
>several tissues
>phone
>wallet
>large cup of tea with 1/10 tea remaining
>a cup coaster
>a small wooden buddha statue
>several stacks of post-it notes
>a small notebook opened to a page with random doodles
>a pen
>scissors
>a zippo lighter
>a "mad chemist" lego minifigure
>a glasses wipe cloth
>an empty ashtray
>random usb cable
>led lamp
>mouse mat

A Rasberry Pi
GoPro
Like seven fucking flash drives
A power bank
A few books
My DT770 Pros
My mouth fedora

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Empty cigarette packs, some sketchy white powder in a baggy, an empty bowl that I ate soup from, now conquered by fruit flies, a bible, empty coffee cup. Probably some other stuff but I'm not at my desk.

Oh yeah and a mouth fedora and some bottles of ejuice for it.

>mouth fedora
Never heard this term for it before, kek.

>being this new

I've been on Jow Forums for over 10 years m8, just don't come on much any more.

>switch and dock
>kirby amiibo
>xbone controller (for the pc)
>22" 1080p monitor i dont use since upgrading to a 27"1440p144
>xiaomi redmi 5 plus
>kz es3 iems
>a toothbrush
>nail clipper
>motorola turbocharging charger
>razer mousepad i got for free
>bottle opener
>wallet
>key
>switch box under the monitor

excuse the mess, we're renovating

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3 gallon aquarium (I rather not list everything in or around the aquarium that is for the aquarium, it would double this list if not triple)
set of 10 coasters
ceramic (coffee) mug
glass mug
phone
camera lens kit in a pouch
work phone
xiaomi piston
calipers
USB V/A meter
mouse bungee
5V1A usb charger
tweezers
nail clipper
lighter
keys
wallet
hand sanitizer
3 microSD cards
screwdriver set
mug with keycap pullers, 4 brushes, 4 pencils, marker pen, stapler, scissors (yes, a mug because it has the highest mass to size ratio, a fucking metal mesh bent in a cylinder shape would tip over from the weight of the calipers alone)
set square
prescription meds (for high uric acid)
6 AAA batteries
2 AA batteries

Everything else is technically connected to my computer one way or another.

Look at my table and describe what you see on it.

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That looks like my worst nightmare.

Guess cost of that PC on the table.

>I don't care, could be literally anything.

That PC costs $3000.

Bottle of water
Empty glass that once contained ginger ale
A paper towel
Vape pen

Smartphone

Three monitors
Keyboard
Mouse and mousepad
Card holder
Gamepad
Remote control for my receiver
A pile of letters
Six decorative amiibos
Qi charger for my phone

And you've clearly made some unreasonable compromises for it, congratulations. Do you want a pat on the back? A cookie?

2 shitty monitors
Thinkpad T410 on a dock
a Reimu fumo
a Youmu fumo
Shitty Java certification book
Playstion vita
Razor keyboard
Razor mouse
Wireless mouse for the T410

>Wallet
>Laptop
>Nintendo Switch
>3 games
>USB-drives
>pliers
>Plates
>Glasses
>2 liters of EK cooling fluid
>Receipts
>Money
>Mimikyu-pin
>Spare mechanical keyboard
>Bag of tea
>Case of un-burnt CDs
>And some paper shit

Brace for a list
>two multimeters
>phone charger
>soldering iron and replacement tips
>two sets of screwdrivers with bits
>9V DC wall adapter
>permanent markers
>glue for smartphones
>nail clippers and a file
>tissues
>rulers
>notebooks
>jar of pens
>jar of random screws
>pen drive
>a NiCD drill battery
>a CD of the CSI: Dark Motives game
>wallet
>earphones
>external HDD
>key for the fire station garage
>bottle of wine
>lighter
>multiple receipts
>a cap
>microfiber cloth
>empty ziplock bags
>a medal
>deodorant
>calendar
>a printer (not connected to PC)
>non conductive tape
>electricity bill
>a box from my old PSU that's used as a 2nd monitor stand
>a million particles of dust
>an unused Nexus 5
>a wrist rest
>micro USB cable
>fly swatter
>sunglasses
I think that's pretty much it and no, I'm not posting a pic because it's all thrown in a big pile

Your envy is enough for me.

Can't say I'm envious of it, but if it makes you sleep better at night to think that I am then you just go right ahead. :)

A lot of shit

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> wallet
> keys
> pens
> notebook
> desk phone phone
> cell phone
> packing tape
> scotch tape
> stapler
> 7 coffee mugs
> stack of shitty comic magazines (the ones you get free when you buy something from your LCS)

>mouse pad and wireless charging pad
>no mouse though
What did you mean by this?

Comfy, I like that.

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cute cat!

Thank you.

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Give him a pet for me.

burrito
burrito wrapper
lemonade.

I'm not a fucking slob you fucking faggot.

Yes.

>textbook as a monitor riser
>2 roleplay dice sets
>a metal can with pens pencis, scissors etc. inside
>clock
>halloween plushie
>wallet, keys, wristwatch

Craftsmen bottle opener, napkin, bottle cap, beer bottle, coaster.

this is snek

>lots of anime figures
>headphone amp
>audio interface
>headphone stands
>MIDI keyboard
>XLR mic

>mfw using laptop rn

weeb

>having anything on your desk
You will never make it.

You must be living under a fucking boulder them.

from left to right

>tshirt
>charcoal air freshener bag
>bleach wipes
>left speaker
>plants
>xbox usb controller
>mints
>headphones on stand
>a few gun cleaning rags and tools
>chips ahoy box
>monitor stand holding 2 monitors
>keyboard
>mouse/pad
>modem and router
>right speaker
>drink and coaster
>scented candle
>office supplies cup
>air duster cans
>napkins
>post its
>box of bar mix snacks

I'm aware I need to tidy up

A purple mattress sampler thing, and a desk mat.

ps4, keys, coaster, cup of water, deskmat, at2035 mic, a plush

the knife i use for self harm
mousepad

>hand cream
>pencil sharpener
>floss
>wallet
>headphones
>lamp
>small storage box containing junk
>blu ray remote
>gashapon toys

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watch
wallet
keys
phone sitting on a wireless charger (does that count as connected)
mostly-empty cup of coffee and a hotplate to keep it warm
a fitbit "smartwatch" with a dead battery that i've been meaning to repair for a few weeks
a replacement battery for the fitbit watch
kindle ebook reader full of manga
a pen
microfiber cloth for cleaning my glasses
an antlion microphone that's currently not connected. when i want to use it it'll stick to the side of my headphones with a magnetic mount

>a box of Alka-Seltzer plus (for strep throat)
>therometer (i've got a fever)
>bottle of ibuprofen (see above)
>nasal allergy spray thing that's almost empty
>xbox 360 controller
>oneplus 6
>SD/microSD to USB adapter
>wallet
>keys
>nintendo basedwitch in dock
>a water bottle cap
>a copy of Metal Gear Solid for PS1

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Wacom Cintiq 22HD that I bought third hand from my ex girlfriend.
Saffire pro 14
Sony a7
bottle of Zinc tablets
bottle of Curcu-Gel capsules
bottle of Fish oil capsules
water bottle
empty tea mug
lamp
10,000 ghanaian cedis note
wallet
keys
ballpoint pen
flossing stick
nail clippers
midi keyboard
mouse
keyboard
old dell monitor
toilet roll
small notebook
guitar pick
bottle opener
tweezers

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>flash drives
>bottle of water
>wallet
>keys
>iPhone
>tape measure
>batteries
>pens
>tube map
>passport
>card that came with the router with the Wi-Fi password on it
>Sony Ericsson W810i
>some PC2700 SODIMMS
>no. 2 Philips screwdriver
>elastic bands
>pointing stick from a Dell laptop
>post-it note with a BIOS password on it
>unused cotton bud
>screws
>hard drive caddy for some unknown laptop
>mangled connector bar thing for door handles
>season 1 of The Sopranos on DVD

>pencil sharpener
My nigg4

bic lighter
half empty carton of marlboro 100s
ashtray
jericho
box of 9mm
lose 9mm rounds
oily rag
hobby mat
box of trojan ultra thins
exacto
nail clippers
file
speedloader
blender bottle
bottle of creatine
fuzzy handcuffs
moleskine journal
space pen
pin vise
bits
128GB pen drive
3TB external drive
trackir clip
mouse pad
two desk plants

coffee pot, mug, whey

next week cinema schedule
bottle of sweetener
cup
correction fluid
two pendrives
9v battery
LED bulb (tested)
a few pens
some dust
purple plastic box with pens and screwdrivers in it.
lighter

> pen
> xbox one controller
> smartphone
> empty carton after orange juice
> mousepad
> dust on desk

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keys
other keys
phone
mug
mug with pens in it
lighter
blue tac
deodorant
laptop
ruler
micro USB cable
wallet
bag of speed

My mouse is connected to my pc, even if it’s not by a cord.

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Old shut down PC
Revolver
Wacom tablet
Bottle of soda
Mug
Shitload of empty candy wrappers littering the whole desk in 3" layer

mug with yerbamate
ac remote
insect repelent
bluetooth headset
swiss knife with keys
original xbox

>mouse pad
>desk lamp
>glass of water (on coaster)
>phone
>cookie jar

the last three are removed before going to bed

>keys
>other keys
So many keys

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Lamp
Measuring tape
7 Coasters
Coffee cup
Laptop Battery
Mousepad
Kancolle arcade cards
DVD
Baseball figure
wallet, keys, phone, watch (edc items)
Voter's guide
Baseball hat
Assorted computer peripherals
Cup
Bottle of Pocari sweat
Checkbook
Wallet w/ foreign money

Can never have too many keys 2bh.

Pocari sweat is pretty nice, it's sold in a shop near me. Shame it's so expensive.

>metronome/tuner
>2 books (aristotle's Poetics and calvino's Il barone rampante)
>kindle paperwhite
>math notebook, pen, pencil, eraser
>guitar picks
>lamp
>water bottle
>cup with dried coffee inside it
>empty coca zero bottle

Black mouse pad with a wrist support "hump"
USB headphone adapter
Pair of earbuds
Desk lamp
Dragonfly hair clip
Some kind of AC adapter
Some PC speakers I don't have connected up
A brochure for some kind of multivitamin

>laptop
>desk lamp
>monitor
>HDMI cable
>Raspberry Pi 3 B+
>keys
>several chargers
>SD card reader
>D20
>Magic:The Gathering deck box
>old logitech mouse
>trust keyboard
>flash drives
>notebook
>post-it with something I'll never do
>headphones
>cheap boxes
>glass of water
>HDMI cable
>graphing paper
>earphones

I really need to clean up my desk.

At least you have a good mouse...

Love the case. I've always wanted one of those

JBL go
Books
Calculator
Phone
XXL mousepad
roccat headphones box
navigo pass
pens
crocodile plush

gentoo

external hard drive
nextbit robin
galaxy S7
RavPower charger
Galaxy S7 box
Charger cable that came with Galaxy S7 edge
pushpin to get sim cards out


On the top shelf
8lb weight to keep second screen in place
CAC reader
1a charger base
Swedish M90 ballcap
MTG playmat
Windgrace precon (cmdr)
Avacyn goat deck (cmdr)
Darigaaz deck (Cmdr)
Chessex 36 d6 tower
samsung metor mic
aimpont electronic MK III + magnifier
2 other boxes for misc dice

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30+ Soda Cans, 3 mugs. Bunch of miscellaneous snacks.

I am a pig, and I don't give a fuck.

>a bunch of fountain pens and ink
>physics textbooks
>notepad & journal
>Sony Digital Paper DPT-SP1
>wallet
>keys
>chocolate shaped like the Chicago bean
>Yashica A TLR Film Camera
>Nikon D3300
>Fujifilm lens cap
>TI-Nspire CX calculator
>broken Seiko watch
>120 format film (Cinestill 800t because reddit dot com)
>scotch tape
>4TB external hard drive
>sunglasses
>bottle of antihistamines
>headlamp
>carbon monoxide detector
>Apple iPad Air

I should clean my desk, thanks user

>A plate of food, a mug of tea and a portable speaker
I'm eating my dinner yo

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>Getting studio monitors and putting them on a glass table, right against the wall in a corner
Shiggy diggy fucking doo, just get hifi speakers you actual mong

wtf nigga im on the toilet

ds4
note 9
gshock ga110
seiko 5 snzh59
orange blender bottle
ps4
twingo plush
taiga plush
crab fig
chitoge fig
waifu card sleeve
old shift knob from legacy
hd579+btr1

Notepad, pringles, 2 cans of beer (full), ashtray, VOIP phone, extrenal HDD, various usb drives in a little zip pouch, router and fibre box, shades, empty mug of tea and a box full of weed.
Earlier I had 3 bottles of vodka on here,

>keys
>wallet
>grinder
>juul
>labtop
>lighter
>dynavape (for weed)
>speakers
>moniter
>keyboard
>mouse
>candle
>Some crumbs
>other labtop
>other monitor
>other keyboard and mouse
>Empty coffee cup
>Headphones

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>2 hard drives
>usb drive
>screwdriver set
>beer opener
>old iPhone 4s
>a comb
>some pills
>a spoon
>house keys
>a fucking horse statue
>a glass of beer
>a wristwatch
>Blizzard 1230 IV and some other Amiga parts

>ruber tape
>a ruller
>3 highlighters
>a dozen of pens
>about as many pencils
>a knife
>a wallet (not mine)
>a bunch of paperclip
>a pair of scissor
>a folder
>my spare glasses
>a pot
>my car keys
>a driving licence book
>a bunch of paperwork for my next holliday trip
>a subwoofer covered in dust on wich i draw a loss meme because i'm autistic
>some coins

>stenopad
>2 pens
>drink coaster
>monster zero ultra
>phone

Thinkpad T440P
Dell 24inch monitor with monitor riser.
Big mousepad and talon mouse
Leopold fc750r keyboard
2TB ext storage
500GB and 160GB old laptop HDDs
Anker USB dock
Some flash drives
Mini VGA adapter
Bose speakers
Webcam
Cellphone charger
Laptop tray
Mug of coffee
Spliff of 40% tobacco 60% diablo pink kush