When will cryonics be perfected?

when will cryonics be perfected?

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At the same time flat earth or hollow moon will be perfected. It won't, it's a bullshit theory that will never work for real.

as soon as it gets possible to dry your body out completely without you dying

There are ways to get it done. Next 60 years probably.

Cell immortality upgrade is probably more likely than working cryonics.

>humanity finally achieves immortality
>people spend thousands of years shitposting and playing vidya

Immortality is not the same as invulnerability or self-sustainability. Not much will change in how humanity operates until we collectively raise our cognitive capacity and lose the need to consume and fight for resources by taking full control of the planet's ecosystem and moving our society from reality to a virtual world while the smartest of us expand our reach into space and make machinery to advance to Type 2 while the bulk of us chill in the virtual world of the late 90s with Keanu and the gang.
It's probably what other Type 2s are doing as well - quetly making dyson spheres and playing World of Ayylmao.

>virtual world
no need for that when all you need is a good pc and a basement

99% already live glued to the smartphones

singularity happened and its pretty shit because humanity is shit

>not slowly replacing your body with new replaceable biological parts and a mechanical brain

>he thinks wetware is viable

enjoy your cancers

The human body replaces most of itself in x amount of years.

In theory you could also make a virtual simulation of a brain, on a microchip. Connect the simulation to your brain so you start thinking with both the real thing and the simulation. And then over time shut off the biological parts until only the simulation is left.

>cryonics
cryogenics*

It works you retarded sack of shit. It is the most basic kind of physics you can have.

when we can thaw cells without damaging them. also when we can speed up our brain activity artificially so that freezing them won't make us retarded. neurons can't react quick enough in sub zero temps and that makes our perception of time much slower.

right now we can probably chill our bodies to extend their lifespan by like 5 years, but no one is going to sit in a freezer fully conscious for a lifetime. all we can do now is sleep in 60F rooms to extend our life expectancy.

Sounds like a dream.

The botnet wall makes that unviable in our lifetime. I'm definitely not replacing my arm with something I can't completely control.

>It works you retarded sack of shit. It is the most basic kind of physics you can have.

Actually it doesn't work.
Some species evolved biological adaptations to slow down their metabolism to the point that they appear dead, but it isn't cryogenics, and its impossible to achieve in a human, you will literally die.

>neurons can't react quick enough in sub zero temps and that makes our perception of time much slower.
Dude you die at sub zero temperatures, you won't be perceiving fucking anything lmao.

its gonna be too late for you...

once we "cure" cancer aka stabilize cancer cells and replace our normal cells with cancer cells that have hardened capabilities.