One macbook pro please

Yet he’s probably fucked more girls than any of you losers have lmao
+ has muscles and is not a Manlet.

Seethe

But they are clearly pursuing feminine hobbies in bodybuilding and modelling. The chances that they are gay is very high.

Why the hell fo their keyboards cost over 100 dollars? Wtf

Why didn't he just wash his ass you disgusting bitch

ever heard of a thing called toilet paper?

...

>Posts a photoshop

cope more

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I'm honestly curious to taste his cock

It's the work of a somewhat famous female Russians artist you stupid fuck. At least investigate the source of your gay porn folder's content son.

lmao manlet cope

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Quality technology thread right here.

I'll take two braaprippers please

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>see applel shill thread
>full of gay and low test content
Like a clockwork.
T H I C C
H
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And I'll cool them with these aio water coolers

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He's a professional model - therefore, gay.

he's right fyi

>Me sitting in train
>Clicked at this thread, gay picture opened full screen
Everybody thinks i am a redditor now ;(

reveal your programming socks
>nothing personnal kid

Femanon has a boner for a gay man.

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is that a boy

Lol ukrainians

One librebooted X220 please

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Holy Smokes. Talk about skipping legs.

>endangered_species.jpg

Yeah right, thats the future of America.

I'm pretty sure the weight of his laptop bothers this guy the least.
Carrying a 17" 4 kilo Dell Precision with a 1.5 kilo psu wouldn't bother this guy in the least.

fug i got dubs :DDD

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>rubbing paper against your ass until it looks clean
Americans are disgusting.

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There's supposed to be a comma before the word "faggot".

>Those chiseled cheeks and chins.
C-c-can I get a q-quick rundown?

Mac users:
- Fit
- Wealthy
- Trendy
- Intelligent

PC Users
- Fat
- Poor
- Bootcut jeans
- Stupid

GNU/Linux Users
- Fat
- Poor
- Cargo pants
- At least not stupid

Can I get that body naturally? I have wide shoulders already because genetics.

>trendy
>intelligent

>t. npc

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>getting someone else's shit flecks up your ass
I always knew europeans were gay, but this is...

Guys like this are disgusting btw. Absolutely gross. Trying waaayyyy too hard.

Then what if I use all of them?

lol apple users are just retards that would buy everything apple sells.

>O-one Thinkpad with gnu/Linux arch on it p-please

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People don't use 300g phones not because it's too heavy but because it's fucking idiotic and lowers the comfort.

They have gay appeal, not straight female appeal. Male homosexuals are attracted to such guys on an instinctual level. In other words, they really care very little what women think of them sexually.

seething

The jealousy is strong in this one.

>I use only torrented cracked software

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>there are people who unironically pay real money for digital shit

or probably not, you're not that aware of the real human life of today, and if you were you'd probably know that guys whose only characteristic trait is being buff pieces of meat either senselessly screw dumb annoying gym rabbit female units or live in psychological pain when they're not shooting photosets with their photopimps

>One librebooted X220 please

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You don't hold a laptop in one hand.
The ergonomics are different.

wtf l love apple now

>later that day

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>can't afford clothes
>thinks he can afford a mac

Linux users are pc users

>tfw no Photoshop for videos

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If you're not suffering from some muscle disease, holding a 300g phone won't be hard either, a 100g phone will be still more comfy. When it comes to laptop, you don't do as much holding but you do move it, and it's not like a 4kg shitbox is HARD to move compared to a 1kg laptop, the latter still feels better.

When having it in your backpack you notice the extra weight too even if it isn't HARDER to carry; besides it usually comes with extra size. The entire point of a laptop is to be as portable as possible, unless you're a poorfag who needs a desktop replacement.

Pfff, I see you're a manlet who can't carry a 20 kilo backpack all year long.

you mean Jow Forums is gay?

>said the manlet who has a sub-5kg phone

Most likely he's got a hight pitched voice and tiny dick :3 ex bf looked just like that

Is he natty?

>piranha swims into your dickhole

>Mac users:
>- Fit
Skeletal bodytype is not fit
>- Wealthy
Daddy;s handouts is not wealthy
>- Trendy
Daddy's old wardrobe is not "ironically hip"
>- Intelligent
being a "Music producer" is not a sign of intelligence

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that's not how it works

I love watching Apple fall, they have nothing left but to pander to twinks to buy their products now, all the smart people left

>posts pic of gay male model shot by reknowned homoerotica photographer promoting macs....

Either OP did or didn't think this thru very well..

>Reverse imagen, only porn gay results

>Four Male Models Have Accused New York-Based Photographer Rick Day of Sexual Assault
hornet.com/stories/rick-day-sexual-assault/

>He has published several homoerotic books.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Day

As I said - either OP's intent was to come out to us as a poofta mac user or he didn't think this thru very carefully. I'd say if OP loves macs it's safe to say he's either a poof or a hipster soiboi who's "in touch with his feminine side".

OP trolling

I would spend the rest of my life sucking cocks if it meant I got to have this body

>Bit gay m8.

I'm pretty sure by typing that you've confirmed that you suck cocks regardless...

jesus fucking christ look at the artery on her boob, how do doctors even do that, how can you do plastic surgery on that level
freaks me out

Prefer a bit slimmer but hey that's hot.

Jealous or not he was 100% right

They were the first company in human history to exceed one trillion dollars in market value. Happened this year. They aren't "falling". Earlier today they posted much higher-than-expected profits for the quarter.

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>They aren't "falling". Earlier today they posted much higher-than-expected profits for the quarter.
"higher than expected" is marketing speak for failing

Apple announced they are going to stop reporting sales figures of their products because their sales are falling. Tim Cook is playing a game of chicken with his customer base to see how far he can push prices...he's losing this game, which is why he is hiding sales.

>Selling snake oil is winning at tech...

I'll give you that they're consummate sales people - they've identified all of their markets and sold to them really well while ensuring (thru closed sauce, 3rd party repairs voiding warranty etc.) that their customers keep coming back but as far as tech goes, anyone srs about it sees appil for exactly what it is.

Not many netadmins I know who would rely on an apple server the way they do say a headless debian box.

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How can women even compete?

Please post source on that ass.

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prometheus-tier

Where did you get this picture of me?

delicious

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>macs and computers running linux aren't PCs
Brainlet-tier post. Leave Jow Forums immediately.

wtf i'm gay now

Steam?

You can clearly see his dick, doesn't look tiny to me

Maybe Cuck should stop increasing prices and just go back to the 499/599/699 model that we had before.
Oh but I’m sorry, your 24karat gold statue of yourself will have to be 18karat this year because of lost profit.