Are fellow Jow Forumsentlemen thinking of settling down?

Nice dude
I don't want wife or kid obligation though

I decided some time ago that I'm never getting married or having kids. In 10 years, I'll still be the same pathetic recluse I am now, living in the same apartment and probably driving the same shitty car.

Do you work? Why not at least get a nice car? So you can enjoy driving to McDonald's.

This is probably me.

Marriage isn't some fuckin fairy tail. Maybe SHE made it, but you're probably just a wage cuck who hasn't slept in in 5 years. You're wife isn't working, shes burning her 401k on "getting a degree", you have no money and you hate your life. But from afar, from the outside, everything looks perfect.

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lol kill yourself

I'm a 35 y/o boomer who's about to graduate from CS engineering.
Still living with my 80 y/o dad.
I need to start going to social activities to be able to meet a 18 to 25 y/o girl so I can marry.

Every prospect leaves me cold. I'm dead inside.

Wife good = steady fuck.
Kids = small people who take yr $$$.
So yeah, married is OK, kids suck.
Always install gentoo.

I was waiting to read something horrid at the end of the statement.

Kids have the advantage of being able to relive the feel of satisfaction of learning stuff and getting better.
You can get a "second hand childhood".

I don't like watching tv and I don't drink alcohol and I'll never date a girl in my life

I have a job and friends and hobbies, get to keep all my money to buy guns and houses and whatever I want, and am not really into sex or sharing my room. I think I already made it.

god i wish that were me

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>The kids start school
>With kids gone during the day, wife gets bored, wants a job
>Wife meets her new soulmate, Tyrone, working retail in K-mart
>Wife wants a divorce
>She takes the kids, the house, and the dog in the divorce settlement
>Now you live in a hotel and have a McJob, which 75% of your paycheck goes to paying off Tyrone's new rims.

poetry

It's pretty horrid when you think about it

>not really into sex or sharing my room
>I think I already made it
Delusional virgin

I’ve got an ideal life. Which means no kids. And my ideal life means I don’t want to stop pushing. I’ll be bored if I slow down too much.

Already slutted it up and have had several long term partners. Boring now. Like being alone.

Holyshit you retarded fucks, cant you stop thinking about black cocks for 5 minutes????

Nobody said anything about the BBC, except for you, of course.

yes, yes, very good user, but how about:
>10 years from now
>still living in a small flat
>OK job that doesn't quite pay enough but you tell yourself its ok because you kind of enjoy it
>single, the only girl you ever loved dumped you years ago
>still at home because you have no itention of going outside and getting depressed at the sight of happy couples enjoying the christmas spirit
>already drinking alone on a friday night, why make things worse for yourself
>sitting at computer working on small side-project related to some new technology the company is bringing in
>it's snowing outside but at least you're comfy and warm indoors
>question if it was worth working harder such that you missed your chance at happy, love-filled younger years
>at least you have good hardware and your system is well-maintained
>offer a brief, weak smile to the silver lining and pour yourself another glass

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even in deserts snows so kit your bullshit

>Already slutted it up and have had several long term partners
Ok, big boy. Those must have been some long days sharing your room.

Been thinking it since early 20's but life got hard. Bounced back. Now I'm at point where I just want 14 kids, 2 doggos, house with garden, a million in bank, some good friends, better shoes, and a good wife. Past ambitions gone. Can't make it man.

I rather an hero than be yet another wageslave.

>implying he's wrong
you can have a 'wife' without getting married
you'd be stupid to get a legal marriage nowadays when it's purely entrapment for men

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Yes, but not on southeast of brazil.
Literally never seem snow in my life.

Snow is essentially cancer.

Count yourself lucky.

snow in australia? must be nuclear winter

>what is Tasmania
fuckwit

Of course. I'll wife a nice tradcon trap, adopt babbybois, then raise a traditional family.

Sounds like a nightmare. I'd rather not be stuck on a couch with somebody else. I'd have to have control away and decide everything together about what to when to do. Just not my kind of style.

I am to selfish to have a relationship or kids. I can't even be bothered to take if a dog, plant, ... So definitely not a kid.

Respect to the people who can, but I can not and not not want to.

>sex
>marriage
pffftttt hehehe oh no no no no

The most honorable of all probable outcomes.

Your preference is no bad thing. Hang in there and ignore the haters. The life of the mind can be a good life indeed.

Falling deeply in love, marriage and a wonderful life together is beautiful but even when you pull it off, one of you DIES (barring simultaneous death by accident or intent) and the other is left with the memories and posting on Jow Forums.

Its impossible for me because the place I live never has Saturdays

yes once i find a cute tranny to settle down with

I guess it's a nice fantasy, but that sort of life isn't reasonably attainable for someone like mine, in the current societal climate.

>10 years from now
>still a wage slave
No thanks.

No, I'll either be dead or homeless waiting to die

>Mostly because i live in a place that literally never snows.
>what is the ice age

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once you made it it only gets worse

Firstborn came on sunday.Im pretty happy.

op fell for marriage meme

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>you're married
>your kids
Nope, as an asocial with apatheia that avoids socialization with any face to face or voice to voice interaction (including pets), it will never happen and I will never crave it.

Own a home, play games, watch anime, do work in my own garage, etc. At my own discretion. Once I've paid off the house, its free living.

Something that didn't affected the south america?

>Something that didn't affected the south america?

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>30 years of age
>Christmas Eve
>Extended family are upstairs being normal
>You are still in your parent's basement installing gentoo and playing video games
>Life is perfect
Jow Forums

I stand corrected.
But still didn't got where i am.

i'm gonna kill myself before 2028, so no

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I am already married, and have 3 kids.

would be great, but impossible for me (shit genes). Very high likelihood of failure in general.
This cumulative divorce probability doesn't include enormous number of unhappy marriages.
Probably only few percents are able to have a happy and traditional marriage, lucky them.

Western society is dysfunctional beyond words.

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sounds like a middle class placeholder job that revolves around exploiting poor people.
>professor
>university worker
>cop
>any medical job
>nearly every tech job
>marketing
>casino
>the list goes on
but hey keep patting yourself on the back because you went to Disneyland.
>I'm a good person
>Let's government illegally invade a country
Middle class America are the worst people on the planet.

sounds fake and gay t b h

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are you 8?
going to kill yourself when you are 18?

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>Your kids are asleep.
>You made it.

You haven't made it yet until they've moved out of the house and into college.

well done on the kids (even though i'm pretty sure you're a 3rd world non-white)
bad move on the wife

>it's snowing outside
>have to make sure i shovel even if it's the weekend because on-call

bad times

>30+
>never had a gf
>hate people
>barely even go out
>when I do go out, I hate it
I think I'll just die alone, perhaps by my own hand, who knows when.

Thanks.

But:
>Have kids without having a wife
I have no idea how this idea of people being cool with making babies outside of wedlock (is there a word to describe this?) became the norm, but it is vile.

> 39 year old boomer
> wife same age, kid is 9
> cool dog, small townhome
> work glorified help desk job that i hate
> comfy 9-5 but it's fucking killing me
> every holiday the wife wants to go to a different retarded destination
> christmasatgreatwolflodge.jpg
> want to go for a master's in CS to escape hell job
> wife won't let me take out loans
> mfw.jpg
> figure out how to do it without loans
> wife won't let me touch her fat tits for two months
> udderlydenied.jpg

>39 year old boomer
I read that and though 'this guy is old' then realized that's me in 10 years.
Why is life so fucking short.

Sounds horrifying.
>You made it.
Like hell you did. Fuck normalfags.

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women are more insane than ever thanks to polluted environment. water, food, and even the items we use daily are making us ill, and already child-brained women are becoming uncontrollable. you're lucky if yours isn't brain damaged like the huge majority.

Those obligations keep you grounded to the real world

People with children work harder, make better choices, and generally end up in a better life position than if they had not had any.
Kids are a physical investment given to the world. Now you've got something you cannot give up on. Now, leaving that job over some day-to-day bullshit is a very stupid choice. Now, you've got little (half) copies of you whom you do not want to see suffer or starve.

The people I know with kids are simply better humans than the others. They try harder, the work better, they tolerate the things which don't really matter, they take bigger chances, they reach higher places.

>user understands long term relationships are a tie-down
>user is yet to understand that accepting these obligations are a maturation of the soul

You're just like the thots who run from it too. Scared of facing how necessary it is, lacking the courage to accept how beneficial it is.

What worth is your life when all your good qualities die alone?

>It's probably gonna turn to shit so why bother
enjoy your lonely existence complete with chink cartoon collection you fucking coward.

Women don't want anything to do with me and I had a vasectomy anyways.

>I don't get laid
>I still cut my balls off
top kek doing the rest of us a favor, ain't ya cuck?

You are a stupid faggot, OP.

Didn't get my balls cut off. Just mean that I can't have kids. I have a lot of congenital health conditions that any of my children would have so it frankly wouldn't be fair to them.

I care a great deal about what others think of me.

Bold of you to assume a woman would want me.

Really doesn't matter what argument I try to present, you already snipped your sperm factory.

because if it were any longer we would just kill ourselves

>People with children work harder, make better choices, and generally end up in a better life position than if they had not had any.

That's funny, some of the idiots in my family have huge breeds. My uncle had 6 kids and that's pretty small compared to the 13 or so that was common 50 years ago.

>Now you've got something you cannot give up on.
Tell that to the chink babies left in dumpsters cause they're girls.

>They try harder, the work better, they tolerate the things which don't really matter, they take bigger chances, they reach higher places.
Said uncle's 3 kids had to leave school and work after they graduated high school cause their father's shitty financial planning means they have to chip in to help their younger siblings finish high school.

> Now you've got something you cannot give up on. Now, leaving that job over some day-to-day bullshit is a very stupid choice.
In other words you have very little freedom cause you have at least one child sized iron weight weighing on every decision you make.

Fuck no. I don't want kids at all. The world is having a horrible job supporting 7 billion of us as is. I'm not going to give up my comfy lifestyle and I'm not going to make the situation worse. I just want to settle down with someone, maybe a cute boy or mommy gf, and live out the rest of my life with the best friend I'll ever have. Two's company, three's a crowd, four (most people have more than one child) is far too fucking much.

I plan to get a vasectomy once i've saved up enough. Not only can I have all the unprotected sex I want with my partner, if they're a woman i can know 100% she's cheated if she ends up getting pregnant.

I'm trying to but nobody will let me put a baby in them because I'm poor.

It doesn't snow in parts of the United States so fuck off

>you're lucky if yours isn't brain damaged like the huge majority.
I cannot speak for the rest of the world, but over here in SEA, most people are normal, want to have a family, live a decent life, etc.

t. cool wine aunt

>SEA
You people are all fucking horrible. Every single time I have to deal with you pinoy/thai/indonesian subhumans I feel like strangling you retards. You all smell horrible, dress in disgusting drags, have this way of barking instead of speaking, make absolutely no attempt at speaking english properly, expect to be treated like some sort of royalty and just generally do everything to be a nuisance.

>drags
Lmao I mean rags, still not far from the truth just not what I was trying to talk about.

>what is nuclear winter

Jokes on you OP, I'm already divorced and completely destroyed.

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>Being afraid of dying alone
>Implying that you don't always die alone no matter what
It's almost as if "dying alone" is an irrational fear meant to shame men into wage slaving for the wimmins

In my experience people with kids are the most jaded individuals on earth. Constantly cranky, tired and wishing for freedom. They all love their kids though to death though so theres that.

Yes, that is definitely what this thread is about.