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user considers skipping class for his chinkshit user can't measure his own feet & is looking for help user now needs to imitate chinks by buying a facemask Coupon rain times for Ali (thanks user) 5 Million idiots asking the same question about IEMS (too many to link)
user enjoys his Sony music player while nearly getting chinked user is rich (in select coupons :^) ) >Last thread

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discord.gg/QGhQUhu
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based op is best op

Any chink site where I can message people who posted a review?

chinks being chinks with these shitty 11.11 coupons next hear will probably be $5 off $50

Stop posting webms, they don't work on iOS

Stealing the news from tripfag:
>Missed News
• user receives Pocomeme phone → # → #
• user considers some well memed earbuds → #
• user buys storage box for his batteries → #
• user's post office tries to fuck him over → #
• user is happy with his new bike light → # as well as some kinky shit he bought → # → # and some socks for his "gf" → #
• Hype building up for 11.11 sales → #
• user has picture paitning of his dog by chinese painters from the village of Dafen → # rates it his best chink purchase ever made → #
• One from the archives, another review of a Dafen Village painting comissioned by user → # → #

>News
• user buys face mask for 40 cents → #
• user makes useful coupon rain schedule list → #
• user finally receives his Sony NW-45 → #
• user mistakes Gearbest url for referral → # gets told → #
• user worries about his country's customs → #
• user worries about the tracking of his package → # anyone that buys from Wish deserves their shit to get lost in customs
• user opens up big knife and other things → # → #

They do on Chan for Jow Forums on iOS.

>no söycord
good
>retarded 3dpd whore in OP
shit

Finna dab on RegularOP user

should've dabbed with 2d instead of some 3dpd piece of shit tho

How do I order custom paintings like that?

Probably not.

The absolute state of Apple

I don't jailbreak my shit

just open the link in the vlc app

I'm guessing find a drawfag in a drawfag thread & ask.

>ordered shit on fleabay a couple of days ago
>or at least i thought so, i'm sure i've completed the transaction
>check today to see status, nothing on purchase history, shit is still on cart
>check credit card, no charges were made
now i've got to [re]order it.
fuck jewbay.

>Discord, tripfags & namefags out edition
Based and redpilled.

At least they didn't take the money user.

Oh my

spooky

What a gross girl

Looks like shit CG anyhow.

MUH 11.11 , CAN'T WAIT FOR MY TRN V80

what the fuck

fellas, should I buy now or wait for 11.11?

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You can save an extra $1 if you wait until the 10th and and use coupon

if I understand correctly from the banner, the price on 11.11 would be the same as this daily flash deal price?

yea, seems like it (shows 16.99 in the app for 11.11) so I guess it depends if you want to save that xtra $1

>girl

aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-5-case-cover-note5-Global-Version-back-cover-silicone-edge-fabric-case-coque/32858283280.html

>11.11 PRE-ORDER SPECIAL

What's going on here lads?

How are these compared to the Bluedio T6 and TM?

Pay deposit now, pay the rest on 11.11

But why? Why not just pay everything at once?
Do I specifically have to come back on that day to pay off the rest or can it be automated?

Bought a little sketchbook to try it out for my bad drawings.
Don't like how the paper feels against my pencil. But it's good enough to just draw whatever. Will post link if anyone's interested as I am posting from phone.

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"Sale" shenanigans. Pay the rest on 11.11 or cancel. I don't think its automatic

>using apple products in the current year when steve jobs is long gone

She is

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>She

>(You)

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What brand of micro-B USB 2.0 cable should I look for on AliExpress? Any particular sellers that have ones that won't break in a month?

thanks to /csg/ I've completed 90% of my chirstmas shopping
>wa la

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I've had good luck with aliexpress.com/item/3M-10FT-Micro-USB-Phone-Cable-Charge-Sync-Data-Cable-Cord-Universal-Phone-Cables-for-Cell/32902763352.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.43964c4dmDfCTs

warning: long

i want a link to your cute drawings user, got a tumblr?

I'm tempted, please like and subscribe.

youtu.be/4Y6ADcH3DsU?t=165

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>She

I hope you're ready for 11.11.

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Do you guys know of any good quality usb-c cables and adapter for Mac?

Any keyboard recommendations?

Looking at the Motospeed CK108

Get CK104 instead. It's cheaper and the same exact keyboard except it doesn't come with the wrist rest.

dont miss the coupon rain!

in12h, right?

aliexpress.com/item/4-Colors-Available-Cute-Animal-Convinient-Boy-s-Potty-Urinal-Standing-Toilet-Frog-Shape-Vertical-Wall/32795736445.html

>$5
wow

I need something to entertain myself away from the computer at home when I'm not studying.
What do you guys suggest?

OSRS on mobile

Is there a more in depth guide to Chinese mechanical keyboards than the wiki article?

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You could ask mech gen. But I can tell you outemu, zorro and kailh switches are shit.
Whatever you buy, make sure to get some input and that it packs either gateron or cherry.

If google says it's a girl, it's a girl :^)

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Hey that's pretty neat.

>a girl is a young female human
This made me laugh for some reason.

Its a good game if you've ever played it on PC, cross-platform so it uses the same account, and the controls are actually good on mobile because its point and click already

Are chinks SSDs a meme? I wanna make an old laptop somewhat useable. Which is the least terrible cheap brand?

I played a little bit of non-old-school runescape back maybe 9 years ago (free-2-play of course). But not enough to get past lvl 13 or so. Is old-school better, or less pay2win/pay2play?

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OSRS is old runescape from

Is there still a membership system for OSRS?

Paid membership that is. Or is it 100% free?

theres still the FTP worlds and FTP limitations like there has always been, members if optional that you can buy with real money or in game gold (bonds)

F2P worlds are a grind with the amount of bots. It seems jagex did something recently because they died down.

what Dafen Village site do anons use?

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Read books?

>based
and redpilled

wait wtf is going on with the girl-version?

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I don't think that's a girl version

Already do it on my kindle, I just want to get away from screens for a while.
Thought about soldering, electronics or model building.

>I just want to get away from screens for a while.
READ BOOKS?

I need a mic for my desktop, can't pay too much for it. Any suggestions?

yh it is

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flux smoke and squinting at SMDs is worse for you than staring at a screen, turn back before you have 150 shift registers waiting to be used

74HC595s are really neat though

BM800 like everyone else

ok wow that's kinda weird

how is that a real thing !_!

BM800 looks a bit pricy for me but if it works till I die, it's ok
also, is it worth?
It will only be used for discord, mumble, etc.

>$5 off $35
>$1 off $10
Waiting for the sale was a mistake.

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Anything Ugreen, TOPK or Rock is good. Try going for a braided cable while you're at it, in my experience they last a lot longer plus they don't don't tie themselves up if you ever throw them into your bag.

Kindle = screen.

Kindle != book.

I hope I get a share of the 11gorillion worth of coupons

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>obvious plant
It is not.

omfg i just spit my drink all over my keyboard

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>fimally

OP you forgot the discord link, it's discord.gg/QGhQUhu

Thanks user, I just joined and it's a very nice community

Didn't know there was a official /csg/ Discord, this is great!

What a welcoming, vibrant, and helpful community. Thank you!

You bought the wrong chink phone

>designed in California, USA
>chink phone

> designed

you sick fuck