/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Missed News
• user receives Pocomeme phone • user considers some well memed earbuds • user buys storage box for his batteries • user's post office tries to fuck him over • user is happy with his new bike light as well as some kinky shit he bought and some socks for his "gf" • Hype building up for 11.11 sales • user has picture paitning of his dog by chinese painters from the village of Dafen rates it his best chink purchase ever made • One from the archives, another review of a Dafen Village painting comissioned by user >News
• user buys face mask for 40 cents • user makes useful coupon rain schedule list
• user finally receives his Sony NW-45 • user mistakes Gearbest url for referral gets told • user worries about his country's customs • user worries about the tracking of his package anyone that buys from Wish deserves their shit to get lost in customs
• user opens up big knife and other things Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Reliable-gaming-mouse-Zelotes-C-12-Programmable-Buttons-LED-Optical-USB-Gaming-Mouse-Mice-4000-DPI/32725253408.html
aliexpress.com/item/Crystal-Clear-Nite-Tritium-Glowring-Keychain-Key-Fob-Night-Glowring-Automatic-Light-Self-Luminous-Fluorescent-Tub/32656808814.html
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Based OP bringing the full news of missed threads

vicky 4 president

Looks like the ultimate 11.11 deal has already been found

aliexpress.com/item/SAMSUNG-Original-Memory-Card-32GB-64GB-128G-256G-16G-100M-s-EVO-Class10-Micro-SD-TF/32806189432.html

>$16 256 samung evo micro sd

Anyone else find any gems?

Too late, fuck off.

Too good to be true...

Probably only 1 available at that price

nice xmas present

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>memory
>not thinking it could be even possibly a little bit faked

Fuck that. Even I know that if it's fulfilled by Ali it doesn't mean they won't ship out bunk crap.

people buy this shit???

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Haven't you seen chinese who are too trendy for their own good?

Looks like sth the hipsters at the local art school would wear.

>Sumsung Global Store
>Sumsung
SEEMS LEGIT

nice find but i'm not sure it's the real deal

Myself I am expecting that there will be like only one card for that price, or some other chinkery preventing you to buy it.

kek

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link?

it was like 2 years ago at walmart

So where do I order one of those custom oil paintings mentioned in the news?

i would also like to know this

Just look up Dafen village, they have a website. I'm thinking about reproducing an old Japanese movie poster (since they were paintings originally) but I haven't decided on which one yet.

Anyone recommend a decent chink gaming mouse that will not fall apart in months? Currently looking at pic related but not sure.
Link aliexpress.com/item/Reliable-gaming-mouse-Zelotes-C-12-Programmable-Buttons-LED-Optical-USB-Gaming-Mouse-Mice-4000-DPI/32725253408.html

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>chinking on such an important tool
but why

Please don't use the word c*ink as it is racist.

ok from now on this is the chonk shit general

>t. chink

What do you use then?

clink?

i still use my deathadder 3.5g which has lasted for 6.5 years

you can probably get a deathadder elite for like $40-50 on black friday

Logitech and Razor.

They sell the same things in the chinese market but cheaper so if you import them in they should be pretty good.

yeah the ones on aliexpress seem ok from reviews but watch out for fakes or inferior chink versions especially from ebay

The feedback checks out they're legit Samsung sd cards

link?

>he doesn't have the aliprice plugin

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Guys recommend me chink graphic tablet

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"Crystal Clear Nite Tritium Glowring Keychain Key Fob Night Automatic Light Self Luminous Fluorescent Tub Tritium"
Looks pretty neat. Radioactive keychain with a 10+ year lifespan. Might pick up
aliexpress.com/item/Crystal-Clear-Nite-Tritium-Glowring-Keychain-Key-Fob-Night-Glowring-Automatic-Light-Self-Luminous-Fluorescent-Tub/32656808814.html

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what hath god wrought
aliexpress.com/item/hell/32772927509.html

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Why does this kid have tits?

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Why not?

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Cute

here for the dubs
www.aliexpress.com/item/christmas-sweater/32541489273.html

>Radioactive keychain

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Good luck getting that shit trough customs

How long chink microSD cards last, tempted to buy when goes on sale, hesitant since I heard many will fail within a year

a sub 20€ headphones with a microphones?

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ems or epacket?

Sharks last long, didn't know Samsung micro sd's could fail within a year

source for claim that they fail within the year?