Van is outside

>van is outside
>you're fucked kiddo
Show me your kill switch scripts, Jow Forums.
You do have a kill switch, don't you?

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>needing a killswitch
user you wouldnt happen to be a disgusting lolicon, would u?

>kill switch
You mean the power button that wipes my encryption keys from memory?

No script is going to help you quickly enough. Best idea is to have everything sensitive on an encrypted micro SD card hidden away somewhere safe and/or quickly accessible so it can be easily destroyed by snapping in half and flushing it down the toilet like a drug dealer would do with drugs.

This.

>script
just
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=4096

>tfw everything in the cloud
>tfw nothing to hide

Welp looks like im framed for something ah fuck

I don't need a Killswitch, i always browse in incognito mode.

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being a criminal is not cool, and, frankly, you're a little bitch if you submit to search without taking out a few cops

if you wanna be a dick to forensic investigators: if=/dev/urandom

I have a dirty bomb in my asshole

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>obstruction of evidence

Guys, tie him up

Don't need one.

It isn't a criminal offense to hoard a bunch of copyright tv shows.

trips of truth

If your shit was encrypted right you wouldn't need to flush anything

poweroff

ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC

THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE REFRESHED FROM TIME TO TIME WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS

YOU CHOOSE WHEN, PIG

don't "this" retarded posts, you fucking retard

provided you have LUKS, a secure killswitch is
shutdown -h now

and that takes 3 seconds. cold-boot isn't really carried out ever

>You do have a kill switch, don't you?
No, it's not necessary for me.

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>No script is going to help you quickly enough.
You obviously know jack shit about encryption.

If you destroy the first few blocks in a luks formatted partition the data is unrecoverable, shit takes milliseconds.

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that sounds like linux. get the fuck away from me.

>wait, that's not how you fix that ticking noise? sorry lads, were you coming to repair it for me?

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the data is supposed to be unrecoverable even before that with a proper passphrase, you fucking retard. you're just adding some lessee infinity years to 33 quadrillion CPU hours.

exemplify?

*watches you bounce off my iptables*
NICE TRY KID

this

>secure killswitch
>you're using an SSD
>nothing is properly erased.

You eat the computer.

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> swat busts in
> confiscate hard drives
> one is ticking
> guess it's fucked
> it's actually a bomb you built into a hard drive
gottem

I've turned it the other way around.
>build your hard drive into a bomb
>swat don't deal with bombs
>bomb squads destroys it by blowing it up for you

xkill [points at cop]

what movie?

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brilliant t bh f am

>scripts
>playing on easymode like a faggot.
kill switch is the several 55 gallon barrels of ANFO buried around property.
those I take with me, will serve me in the next life.

hackers (1995)

imdb.com/title/tt0113243/

That’s not true anymore that was at the beginning of ssds retard

>ANFO
jfc

Linux looks very interesting, even if some of the screen colours and menu options appear to be a little out of the ordinary.

But you are missing a vital point, a point which takes some experience and depth of knowledge in the field of computers. You see, when a computer boots up, it needs to load various drivers and then load various services. This happens long before the operating system and other applications are available.

Linux is a marvellous operating system in its own right, and even comes in several different flavours. However, as good as these flavours are, they first need Microsoft Windows to load the services prior to use.

In Linux, the open office might be the default for editing your wordfiles, and you might prefer ubuntu brown over the grassy knoll of the windows desktop, but mark my words young man - without the windows drivers sitting below the visible surface, allowing the linus to talk to the hardware, it is without worth.

And so, by choosing your linux as an alternative to windows on the desktop, you still need a windows licence to run this operating system through the windows drivers to talk to the hardware. Linux is only a code, it cannot perform the low level function.

My point being, young man, that unless you intend to pirate and steal the Windows drivers and services, how is using the linux going to save money ? Well ? It seems that no linux fan can ever provide a straight answer to that question !

May as well just stay legal, run the Windows drivers, and run Office on the desktop instead of the linus.

You need to view it at least once to be able to post here kiddo

is that marc anthony on the right?

>6/10 movie
nah

>not putting your sensitive stuff on a mechanical hard drive and taping it to your forehead so when SWAT shoots you all of your data is destroyed
Bunch of plebs I swear

but that's just the old
import explosives
from explosives import anfo
explosives.anfo.detonate(Quanity=All, [countdown in seconds])

I don't see why people have a problem with the SD card method. Like, if you have an encrypted drive, but '''forget''' the password, they can simply hold you until you remember it, as there's physical evidence that requires investigation. But if you flush or swallow an SD card, unless they wanna go through your sewerage or shits for the next week, there's no evidence of wrongdoing.

kek

>luks formatted partition

My tripnigger

>someone else's computer

>Swallow an SD card
Am I the only one to struggle to swallow a simple pill?

Rig grenades to the inside of the case so when they slide off the panels it explodes.

START F:\samples\petya.exe

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>trusting reviews
Also its fucking kino

fuck not the crt monitor

>shutdown -h now
Would pressing the power button until the computer is turned off work?

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Might want to tell this guy:

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/03/man-jailed-indefinitely-for-refusing-to-decrypt-hard-drives-loses-appeal/

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Yes, but it doesn't save you from judges locking you up indefinitely until you give them the password though, as seen above. Or if you were a journalist in a hostile nation I assume a similiar but worse scenario would happen as well. Deniable encryption or complete destruction that makes it believable there was no encrypted data at all is very important.

jeje'd a little

not having a dual encryption key setup so you can confess the safe key

I have multiple bombs attached to my devices and to myself. They'll not get anything from me, not even my pathetic life.

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Most operating system distributions based on Linux as kernel are basically modified versions of the GNU operating system. We began developing GNU in 1984, years before Linus Torvalds started to write his kernel. Our goal was to develop a complete free operating system. Of course, we did not develop all the parts ourselves—but we led the way. We developed most of the central components, forming the largest single contribution to the whole system. The basic vision was ours too.

When you're referring specifically to the kernel, you should call it “Linux”, the name its developer chose.
When people call the whole system “Linux”, as a consequence they call the whole system by the same name as the kernel. This causes many kinds of confusion, because only experts can tell whether a statement is about the kernel or the whole system. By calling the whole system “GNU/Linux”, and calling the kernel “Linux”, you avoid the ambiguity.

In that alternative world, there would be nothing today like the GNU/Linux system, and probably no free operating system at all. No one attempted to develop a free operating system in the 1980s except the GNU Project and (later) Berkeley CSRG, which had been specifically asked by the GNU Project to start freeing its code.
Linus Torvalds was partly influenced by a speech about GNU in Finland in 1990. It's possible that even without this influence he might have written a Unix-like kernel, but it probably would not have been free software. Linux became free in 1992 when Linus rereleased it under the GNU GPL. (See the release notes for version 0.12.)

Even if Torvalds had released Linux under some other free software license, a free kernel alone would not have made much difference to the world. The significance of Linux came from fitting into a larger framework, a complete free operating system: GNU/Linux.

move elsewhere shitheads, it's another tor exit node fuckup

This

>Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever.
there are Musl/Linux distros, like Alpine, Void etc. No GNU at all.

You cant be this dumb. Oh wait im on Jow Forums

>mfw incognito tab master hacker

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Obstruction of justice familio

>kill switch

sudo rm -rf /*

lol

How would one implement this? Sounds interesting and I've never heard of it

They wouldn't even know it existed if you did it quickly enough.

So you're tell me that i could put encrypted drives in some fuckers house then drop an anonymous tip that the guy has terabytes worth of child porn and drugs in his house and it would ruin his life? Great to know

Why didn't he just pull the "you cannot prove those are actually files and not just random data"

Didn't read article btw

>"hey why is there this complete computer setup with very recent signs of use but there's no hard drive?"
>uhhh idk
>"well okay that checks out sorry to disturb you"

you must have a positive iq to post on this board

Yes so perhaps you shouldn't be posting here then. It was suggested to store all sensitive data on an encrypted microSD card, not a hard drive, nor the system drive. A microSD card that can be inserted and removed via an SD card slot or with an SD to USB adapter. You do know what a micro SD card is yeah?

That wouldn't happen if you use a MicroSD card. You can have a clean hard drive and store all your sensitive information there. If you swallow the MicroSD, they will never know it ever existed

Well shit, it sure does look that way. They had used a law enforcement operated freenet node to identify is IP address as one that had requested CP from other freenet nodes on the network. So according to the prosecution CP being the encrypted data on the drives was a "foregone conclusion". Judge agreed and has kept the guy locked up ever since. Also interesting to note is that the drives were encrypted using filevault on MacOS.

i just have my encryption key file on a server in a non five-eyes country that autodeletes itself if I dont log in within 12 hours

It was way too technical for all the normies to enjoy it. 8.5/10 when graded on the Jow Forums curve.

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I'm terribly sorry for interjecting another moment, but what I just told you is GNU/Linux is, in fact, just Linux, or as I've just now taken to calling it, Just Linux. Linux apparently does happen to be a whole operating system unto itself and comprises a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Most computer users who run the entire Linux operating system every day already realize it. Through a peculiar turn of events, I was misled into calling the system "GNU/Linux", and until now, I was unaware that it is basically the Linux system, developed by the Linux project.

There really isn't a GNU/Linux, and I really wasn't using it; it is an extraneous misrepresentation of the system that's being used. Linux is the operating system: the entire system made useful by its included corelibs, shell utilities, and other vital system components. The kernel is already an integral part of the Linux operating system, never confined useless by itself; it functions coherently within the context of the complete Linux operating system. Linux is never used in combination with GNU accessories: the whole system is basically Linux without any GNU added, or Just Linux. All the so-called "GNU/Linux" distributions are really distributions of Linux.

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>i eject my microsd card from my rasppi
>swallow it
>FOILED THE FEDS
>3 hours later given laxative
>regret.png

>killswitch
What are you hiding user?

>literally just insert a new few blocks of virtual memory and boom: data recovered

The ravages of Mountain Dew, Hot Pockets, Cheetos, and pizza rolls will give that poor card a run for its money.

An operating system, as we use the term, means a collection of programs that are sufficient to use the computer to do a wide variety of jobs. A general purpose operating system, to be complete, ought to handle all the jobs that many users may want to do.
The kernel is one of the programs in an operating system—the program that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that are running. The kernel also takes care of starting and stopping other programs.

Most of the time when people speak of the “Linux operating system” they are using “operating system” in the same sense we use: they mean the whole collection of programs. If that's what you are referring to, please call it “GNU/Linux”. If you mean just the kernel, then “Linux” is the right name for it, but please say “kernel” also to avoid ambiguity about which body of software you mean.

If you prefer to use some other term such as “system distribution” for the entire collection of programs, instead of “operating system”, that's fine. Then you would talk about GNU/Linux system distributions.

Guys, while a lot of this might be complete autism, I personally think that in this day and age, calling it GNU/Linux actually has some real meaning. There is this little thing called Android, and it uses the Linux kernel, but the rest of the components are non-GNU. Some are even proprietary! However, I have seen normies make the dangerously misleading claim that "Android is Linux!" It technically is, as it uses the Linux Kernel, but it shares nothing else with GNU/Linux distros, particularly their respect for your freedoms.
Because of this, we should say GNU/Linux, so as not to confuse it with the botnet that is Android, or other such projects. By saying GNU/Linux, we make it clear that yes, we are using Linux, but we are also using Free Software.

Yup. He plays Agent Ray.

People in this thread should read up on how they got Ross Ulbricht. They tricked him to prevent him triggering his computer to shut down.

Pretty much the only way you can do it is with a biomodification. If your pulse or blood pressure suddenly spikes then autoshutdown. Or, if you take your finger off the fingerprint sensor, autoshutdown. I'm sure they'd still find a way to get the evidence though.

Tricked?

they have dogs for just that purpose

Pretty sure FBI also owns that "other freenet nodes".

Why did you link this. Dont (You) me with irrelevant shit

It's still true. you can't secure overwrite

this is going to get overturned by the Supreme Court. It goes against both the 1st and 4th Admendments. He has the right to remain silent, and he has the right not to possibly incrimate himself, whatever's on the drive.

The problem will be waiting in jail to you get the case to the Supreme Court. Could take years.... But is that better than a definite conviction? Hell yes!!

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