Why does the tech community fetishize coffee so much?

Why do bugmen ruin everything

Because they're too bumb to drink tee.

Came to post this. Was not disappointed.

>tee

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I tried drinking coffee and honestly the flavor was terrible and I found myself loading up my coffee with sugar and milk just to make it palatable. Then I started drinking it black just to get the caffeine high, then I started getting premature ventricular contractions as a direct result of caffeine intake and stopped drinking it so much

Now I'm subsisting on energy drinks but I want to ditch those, I think I'll give tea a try next.

Anyone have tea advice?

>being this boomer thinking cocaine is even a thing anymore

>Anyone have tea advice?
you drink it

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I prefer redbull myself.

Based and redpilled

tea is probably the only one of these drinks that isnt going to leave you feeling like shit afterwards. I would suggest green tea or cammomile.

not woke enough for modafinil

For me the coffee and white sips just don't do it.
I start every day with 2 scoops of Mr. Hyde. It really gets you up and moving

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Cammomile it even helps with sleep

because fine coffee is better than other options

I just knocked over coffee on my dell keyboard. still works.

Wonderful substance, got me through working night shifts and studying forestalling my NEET or homeless future.

its either youre a femboy or a child,
try a good coffee, brewed and not instant
get some good freshly roasted arabica or indonesian/philippine robusta
else try green tea from jap, they got good offerings
the fresh ones are good

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I drink one coffee a day, if you drink more than 2 you will have problems.
Well do you really need so much caffeine? Cut that shit down to manageble levels.

Why does the reading community fetishize coffee so much

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I think I might need my morning joe, that book looks like it's just filled with gobbledy-gook and gibberish.

>376mg caffeine
jesus
at least it's not laced with hard stims like jack3d

I like it for being a well-tasting drank. Smells nice too.

Because they're slaves and they're proud of it.
They love to shorten their lifespans for their masters by ingesting the working man's brew.
They will have spent all their energy by age 70 and pass away.

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>t.

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Grey market amphetamines were the golden age of supplements.

>being this much of a shut-in thinking cocaine isn't a thing anymore

>coffee
>shorten their lifespan
[citation needed]

Crack is for higher managers only

I unironically think the same thing.
Coffee makes people cucks and any self respecting male would not drink that stuff.
I put drinking coffee at the same cuck level as biting your nails.

>not taking dexy at work
amatuers

Isso é o discurso do Sócrates?

I enjoy it. A team at a prev job would regularly take caffeine pills. It didnt help that there was just one sad fucking pot of stale shit in our depressing breakroom. Banking industry is sad desu

I don't drink tea or coffee.

I don't get the worship of it, either. Some people can tell you where the fucking beans grew just by the smell.

I use it for the caffeine. I look at it as a supplement.

My grandmother lived to be 95, I'm down to cut that down to 80. Tbh with medicine advances we'll probably hit 100+ easy

Tastes like shit to me, hot chocolate is miles better

Why has there been an influx of these words?
>boomer
>zoomer (this one is new to me, i have no idea what the fuck it means is it the new term for "millenial"?).

WELL WHY DON'T YOU TRY A HOT CHOCOLATTE

I don't drink tea nor coffee, I masturbate 2 times a day(morning & evening)

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TASTES BETTER THAN COKE AND DOESN'T KILL YOUR HEART AS FAST

GHEEYYYY

come on does he need that much food he's sharing with the other person right

>hot chocolate is miles better
only if its made from 100% cacao/real tablea
try making your own from cocoa bean

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>RIP Minime
F

They generally play too many video games and then end up staying up late. Of course, they then need caffeine to stay awake the next day. Additionally, a lot of programmers on YouTube end up influencing the masses by drinking coffee on video or having a Twitter bio saying "turns coffee to code".

In essence, they're addicted.

It's a nice distraction from the hours and hours of straight programming.

What do you think blue collar workers drank for the last 100 years?

hint: Starbucks isn't coffee.

SHARTBUCKS MORE LIKE SOIKCUKS AMIRITE

Zoomer is "Gen Z" + "Boomer"

>Drink coffee since 16
>Stop drinking coffee for a month from 100 to a 0
>No side effects
Probably because it's harmlrss

it means someone who is out of touch with reality

t. hasn't had real coffee
some blends will fuck you up

cose adderal is non legal

Grow up and do meth like a real man.

And we leave out Gen X? Do boomers and gen-z have something in common? I don't get it.

>Making a big deal about girls and basedboy fags posting stupid shit about something that's popular.
>Coffee is a popular drink
>Mumble Rap

Johnny Johnny
>Yes papa

Generation X was a punk band from the 1980s.
Baby boomers were born in the late 1940s.
Generation Z are Millenials.

We don't. Coffee is disgusting.
You also have a much higher chance of developing heart disease, diabetes, gerd and high blood pressure if you're in "tech community" so coffee is the last thing you need.
Also, it's the only legal drug other than alcohol in most places. And you won't get into trouble over caffeine as you would over alcohol.

This. Majority of people drink it only because it's cool.

>Generation Z are Millenials
Are you a nigger or just plain retarded?
Millennial = moot's generation
Gen Z = born after 2000

>Anyone have tea advice?
Not a tea expert, but some say that if you put your cock on the teapot and let it rest 5 minutes, is a great flavor for starters

>there are faggots here that don't snort speed every day

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Staring at LCD screens and internet addiction fuck with sleeping patterns

Coffee is fucking disgusting bitter shit and doesn't even really work on me most of the time

>professional adults drink coffee because they need caffeine to keep them going through 12 hour days of tedious shit
>SJWs play pretend grownup, want to portray themselves as professionals
>focus on things like drinking coffee which take no effort instead of developing actual professional skills and conducting themselves professionally which take effort
>SEE I'M A PROGRAMMER TOO WATCH ME DRINK THIS TRIPLE ONIONS LATTE EXTRA HEAVY CREAM MOCHA SOMETHING SOMETHING *browses twitter for 4 hours then takes a nap*

you must be 18 to post

>hey, big joe! get a load of this guy says coffee is for fags!
>What'd you to me about coffee, little guy?
what do?

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>then I started getting premature ventricular contractions as a direct result of caffeine intake
jesus christ imagine being THIS much of a pussy
i bet you get cavities too, faggot

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I have been drinking 2 pots of coffee a day for 5 years and I constantly need my nicotine (currently 40mg "snus tobacco") fix. I once took 500mg worth of caffeine pills and it did absolutely nothing for me.
I have a problem. Where can I get help?

I feel like Adderall is what I'd replace with coffee

I have had half a pot and my heart rate is sitting cool at 54 bpm, but I am not fit enough for this really.

Zoomers are currently 8~15 years old. Millenials are 20~28.

why does it even matter? just drink whatever the fuck you want.
t. teafag

This is real coffee plant boys, other shit is for little females and creatures without testicles.

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Redpilled
I started making hot chocolate in the morning and I don't ever wanna go back to covfefe.

Pretend coffee is cum

gtfo, you underage boomer

Lemon and Ginger. No sugar and add a drop of lemon juice.

Coffee is really easy to 'get good at'. Smallish startup costs and a few trips to one of the 3rd wave roasters in town and you can be making a very above average pour over at your desk at work.

Its a lot like microbrewing but even easier. Soiboi's can 'make' something delicious quickly and feel like its their own. I'm certainly guilty of it.

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>Why does the tech community fetishize coffee so much?
>fetishize
Why do redditors associate sexual concepts with non-sexual things?

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Cause I'm a coding ENGINEER and i turn caffeine into CODE :)

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it's not as good as methamphetamine but it lets you keep your teeth

Most tea has as much or more caffeine than coffee.

this

South America was a mistake.

>spoonfeeding
Hello zoomers

Try matcha or yerba mate.

I drink monster instead of coffee

I really hate that people do this. I have narcolepsy and actually need this stuff to get through a normal day, but because it's so abused it's classified as a controlled substance which makes it kind of a PITA to get.

I'd rather take aderall

This is the first time I've seen a coffee on wood table pic where they actually use a coaster, mad respect