/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Missed News
• user receives Pocomeme phone → # → #
• user considers some well memed earbuds → #
• user buys storage box for his batteries → #
• user's post office tries to fuck him over → #
• user is happy with his new bike light → # as well as some kinky shit he bought → # → # and some socks for his "gf" → #
• Hype building up for 11.11 sales → #
• user has picture paitning of his dog by chinese painters from the village of Dafen → # rates it his best chink purchase ever made → #
• One from the archives, another review of a Dafen Village painting comissioned by user → # → #

>News
• user buys face mask for 40 cents → #
• user makes useful coupon rain schedule list → #
• user finally receives his Sony NW-45 → #
• user mistakes Gearbest url for referral → # gets told → #
• user worries about his country's customs → #
• user worries about the tracking of his package → # anyone that buys from Wish deserves their shit to get lost in customs
• user opens up big knife and other things → # → #

Previous thread

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es.aliexpress.com/item/Uniway-AWD7071-2G-32G-android-car-dvd-para-nissan-qashqai-x-trail-almera-pathfinder-teana-2011/32930884810.html?tt=sns_none&aff_platform=default&cpt=1541420452809&sk=WVzE7f3&aff_trace_key=2bb4ac038d5d4f108c0a62b82ed4beca-1541420452809-06790-WVzE7f3&terminal_id=2aa370e358404508be676080dfe98c20
pl.aliexpress.com/item/TISHRIC-Hot-Keyfinder-Wallet-Dog-Cat-kids-GPS-locator-anti-lost-keychain-Smart-Search-Bluetooth-Tracker/32944361671.html?spm=a2g17.10010108.1000016.1.788e7b61JqRbLk&isOrigTitle=true
reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/
aliexpress.com/item/razor/32791325508.html
aliexpress.com/item/32790721817.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32790721817&aff_trace_key=&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=4304amp-Cd2OrujIiMzhioAtQP4miQ1541431716680
aliexpress.com/item/New-Universal-Car-Magnetic-360-Degree-Suction-Air-Vent-Mount-Holder-Stand-Smartphone-Dock-for-Mobile/32773546992.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.13.693b6f6fcidKR1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10130_10890_10547_319_10546_317_10548_10545_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_328_10059_10884_10887_100031_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_55,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=14289d1a-67d1-41c0-a4d3-196e49db9e72-5&algo_pvid=14289d1a-67d1-41c0-a4d3-196e49db9e72
ebay.co.uk/itm/232861396517
aliexpress.com/item/3-6V-5V-6V-9V-12V-Mobile-Power-Bank-Box-USB-6-x-18650-Battery-Charger/32814349947.html
aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Adjustable-5V-9V-12V-18650-Battery-Charger-Case-Double-USB-Port-Mobile-Power-Bank-Box/32837086420.html
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If it's on the side it sould be on the very left
Or center
But not like this

>old ass copy pasted news and wrong previous thread link
base and exponentpilled

Can't see coupon rain notification on gameland site

PANIC

Coupon rain in like 15 minutes my dudes

This is too good to be true right?

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No, this is:
>iPhones
>on ali

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Poop

Do the chinks make good night vision or thermal optics?

>green HDD
>seagate
>only 2 TB

probably not seeing how cheap HDDs are nowadays.

Isn't it on next hour?

Fuck you're right, here I thought it was midnight because of how tired I am. I'll call it a night and come back for the rains tomorrow.

This is like the $1-2 "B Uhr replicas" I saw once

>Intel N3450
>4GB ram
>64G SSD
>Intel HD Graphics 500

are these specs good for a sub $200 generic China laptop? is it enough for old games like CSGO?

>user makes useful coupon rain schedule list
And now said list has been updated with new notes and fancy colours. Basically the countdown so far only appeared on the Game Land page for some reason, so do check it.

Also the date is only there for the sake of convenience considering the original PST times go cross day in other time zones. I'm pretty sure Jow Forums can handle the intense calculation that is 4 + daysSinceFirstRain.

Anyway, the next rain is in about 20 minutes. Godspeed /csg/!

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??? i got my backblaze-approved 4 TB HGST for $140 locally years ago

They are $85 AU from the local computer store.

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Wow, they fixed the notification not appearing on the front page!

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finally a timer

Buggy shit, didnt register taps at all and once it transfered me to the 11.11 page mid game

Missed all the coupons.
Damn that game is laggy.

nice, i managed to get a $10 coupon, they're always gone within seconds

AHAHA.

it's buggy as hell, but I got the 35$ one.

Same.

I got an error after i tapped on the present and it booted me out. Fuck this shit.

Good job user going for it while everyone tries for the $5 coupon rain

Finally got one

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Didn't get a notification. Fucking hell.

Link coupon?

>Timer froze on 0:13
>Rain didn't start
>Force close app, reopened it
>Coupon Rain is already over

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It's in coins and coupons > coupon center (I'm not sure if those are the exact names because I'm translating them), every hour you can try to trade coins for coupons, $2 off $10 orders cost 200 coins, $10 off $69 orders cost 1000 coins.

any answer?

Cheers, i'll check it out

you'll get a used thinkpad with better specs for $200

It's not worth 200$. No, it will not run CSGO.

I'm thinking about buying a multimedia tablet thing for my car, am I about to get chinked?

es.aliexpress.com/item/Uniway-AWD7071-2G-32G-android-car-dvd-para-nissan-qashqai-x-trail-almera-pathfinder-teana-2011/32930884810.html?tt=sns_none&aff_platform=default&cpt=1541420452809&sk=WVzE7f3&aff_trace_key=2bb4ac038d5d4f108c0a62b82ed4beca-1541420452809-06790-WVzE7f3&terminal_id=2aa370e358404508be676080dfe98c20

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I'm looking for about the same thing, but I can't replace the radio in my car (Prius 2). Any tablets that are great to use with Android Auto?

>N3450
No user, you should buy a thinkpad instead.

Anyone can recommend some decent smart tracker like that?
pl.aliexpress.com/item/TISHRIC-Hot-Keyfinder-Wallet-Dog-Cat-kids-GPS-locator-anti-lost-keychain-Smart-Search-Bluetooth-Tracker/32944361671.html?spm=a2g17.10010108.1000016.1.788e7b61JqRbLk&isOrigTitle=true

dzien dobriy brat))) jk. Actually never used those, but the cheap ones are just a simple bluetooth board that cries when it loses pairing on the phone. There isn't much to it.

Any recommends on safety razors?

Thats crap
wait until black friday and get a 8tb WD mybook/essential/element for ~120 and shuck it. If its a white label you will probably have to tape off a power pin or just use a molex to sata adapter its not a big deal

check on reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/ for more info

I didn't see it was $50 but I still recommend shucking those externals instead

aliexpress.com/item/razor/32791325508.html
It's a clone of Merkur Futur, but eight times cheaper. Very satisfied with it.
Oh, and blades that it comes with are way better then basic Bic and Gillette ones.

Jumper Ezbook 3 Pro? It's not a gaming laptop, just get a second hand gaming laptop on ebay or something. At least it's lightweight like a macbook air and has IPS display.

Bought two more of these 18650 cases. They have one USB port that can give 2 amps and one barrel connector which has an adjustable voltage from 3V to 12V. I'll be using these to power my DSLR, its warming band and a sky tracker. Beats lead batteries and such in weight to capacity ratio with ease.

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>button is fucked on Xiaomi earphones
>ask Gearbest for another pair

>they send it to me, sound quality is different

I can't tell which one is fake. Fuck these chinese bastards I'm buying sennheiser next time

You just got chink'd mate.

Only buy Xiaomi accessories from reputable sellers. Also, my money is on the 1st pair being fake, most people wouldn't take the time to report a problem, you did, so they don't want to lose you as a customer.

I thought gearbest were reputable?

Does Bpost international take long to actually send the packages?
The tracking information has been stuck at "Item is announced / bpost received the information" since last week.

In a way. In another, they have no boss and they are already too big. In aliexpress, you always have Jack Ma in the top taking care of the disputes.

That's why I try to avoid these GB, BG stores. Yes, they're big, but that also means they can do pretty much wtv they want and get away with it.

Even if it's legit, I woldn't count on it arriving without bad sectors all over the place. HDDs is one of the things I would never buy online.

Alright. Earphone burn-in is bullshit right?

There was an user in the summer who bought something similar for his VW I believe.

chink'd
REEEEEEEEEEE
bought this cable, used it for one month and it starts to play audio in one ear/both/none depending on the rotation inside the socket or something.
fucking hell.

aliexpress.com/item/32790721817.html?pid=808_0000_0101&spm=a2g0n.search-amp.list.32790721817&aff_trace_key=&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=4304amp-Cd2OrujIiMzhioAtQP4miQ1541431716680

I've read a ton on the issue, wanted to buy one for my e46, but can't justify the cost. Ended up getting a FM transmitter (car is the old version, can't get the 3.5mm jack to work without too much of a hassle) and a holder for the phone. Solves the sound and GPS issue perfectly and it costs less than 20 euros. Min for a good radio is 200, so yeah, not worth it imo.

Not an expert, but I've never heard of that, and it sounds like bs, we're not talking about a new car, there is no motor, just a magnet turning on and off.

>there is no motor, just a magnet turning on and off.
well there's also a membrane being flexed
so there could be some reasoning of that needing to break in
but i still think it's mostly audiofoolery and psychologically getting used to the new sound
so yes bullshit

>only 32 10-off-69 coupons per hour
>get instantly snipped by pajeet bots
Fuck this sale and fuck pajeets

>just a magnet turning on and off.

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you just gotta be quick, user :^)

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>counterfeit SEAGATE drive
Does it just detonate and kill the user with shrapnel when it powers up?

Are any of those $6~$7 soldering irons worth it?

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It's time!

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COUPON RAIN IN 4 MIN

I legit just bought one of these on amazon for $56

finally showed up on my device

COUPON RAIN IS A FUCKING SCAM, I didn't get anything, fucking fuck.

Same here. Fucking chinks, man.

If you compare a speaker with a motor engine, yes, you can say that in the grand scheme of things, it's just a magnet.

They are. Used one to solder a new power button to my OnePlus One, worked perfectly, still works.

the trick is to get them when there's a coupon rain
and 11.11 is almost a week away you will get more chances

i keep missing it altogether rofl
you need to spam tap the boxes, keep going even after you think you got one

>i keep missing it altogether rofl
not that i really need a $5 coupon, i already bought a lot in the brands shopping week

I have that exact one. It's ok. Switched to a TS80 tho.

>$10 of $69 coupons
>the trick is to get them when there's a coupon rain
You are aware the coupon rain only has $5 off $35 coupons?

Pressed one, the app decided to bring me to a listing on the background, hit back, pressed another gift box and got one. I'm telling you Ali is doing this shit on purpose. First they put the rain on the wrong page, then people were getting connection errors upon tapping and now this shit...

when everyone is distracted by the coupon rain, that's when you go to the coin exchange thing instead

ITT:
>REEEEEE WHY CAN'T I GET MY CHILD SLAVE LABOUR MADE EARBUDS FOR EVEN LESS

Just buy it for 1000 coins

I got a 3tb for that price

>user complains about bots buying up the $10 off $69 coupons every hour
>Other user: "Just buy it for 1000 coins"
What's next, someone recommending getting this coupon during a coupon rain?

they put out 840 coupons a day, max 2 per person, they take 1000 freaking coins which most people didn't bother to collect, you have this whole week to get one, user has already got one , and if the pattern repeats from the previous sale then there might be a page where you get a $10 coupon for free, have some patience

I don't understand how those coupons work. Plus I don't want to buy shit right now.

and the star badge thing you might win decent coupons from the $1000000 pool

I got one $10 coupon as well, but good luck to beat slavs.

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9 things in the basket, got Diamond level in September, using a Xiaomi, you really fell for the meme, didn't you?

>160,408 people are now in the running to win
so it's not like there are gorillions of people you're competing with

It's 16 items now.

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Link.

ok

Sale on Amazon a while ago

Honestly, what? Endulge me if you don't mind. I remember 2 and 3 years back buying like 30 things, now I'll only buy some IEMs just cuz. I've bought stuff for the computer, phone, car, clothes, even underpants (which are pretty good, 1.71 euros, recommend). I don't know what else to buy and I don't want papa Ma to be mad at me

>Ended up getting a FM transmitter
Which did you get? My car doesn't have an aux plug and I really don't want to pay up to get one installed.
I've looked at a few transmitter on ali/wish but I'd like to get a decent one that didn't break in a month.

Here's some of items.

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I've been using the same for 2 years, works perfectly, some interference from time to time, but it's alright.

As you could've guessed, Xiaomi Roidmi. I have version 2, you can get the version 3S, I believe the differences aren't that big, so see if the price difference is worth it for you.

God damn it, they already produce decanters as well? Xiaomi will put their name on everything, waiting for the buttplugs.

shoes, boots, jewelery, assless underwear, drawing tablet, hat, embroidered patches, mi note 6, stone bead bracelets, maybe a vibrating "massager"

not in my opinion, since Lidl sells these soldering stations for ten euros

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>Xiaomi Roidm
Oh okay, I was looking around and found this one

aliexpress.com/item/New-Universal-Car-Magnetic-360-Degree-Suction-Air-Vent-Mount-Holder-Stand-Smartphone-Dock-for-Mobile/32773546992.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.13.693b6f6fcidKR1&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10130_10890_10547_319_10546_317_10548_10545_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_328_10059_10884_10887_100031_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_55,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=14289d1a-67d1-41c0-a4d3-196e49db9e72-5&algo_pvid=14289d1a-67d1-41c0-a4d3-196e49db9e72

It's not from them but has really high reviews and does a lot, usb + aux + micro sd reader.

Can anyone else vouch for good fm transmitters?

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Do you have a link/name for those?

That one looks awful and stupidly big, do you really want that in your car? The roidmi blends in better, you can't even see it usually, it's pretty nice.

ebay.co.uk/itm/232861396517
aliexpress.com/item/3-6V-5V-6V-9V-12V-Mobile-Power-Bank-Box-USB-6-x-18650-Battery-Charger/32814349947.html

there is also smaller version, the big one takes 6 batteries: aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Adjustable-5V-9V-12V-18650-Battery-Charger-Case-Double-USB-Port-Mobile-Power-Bank-Box/32837086420.html

Need recommendations on good IEM preorder deals. I preordered the tin t2’s and NICEHCK dt500’s. Looking to start doing reviews for /csg/ and comparing various IEM’s to my 535’s and anything else I buy.

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