Do they really suck at coding or do you just hate on Pajeets and bitch about them because they write better code than...

Do they really suck at coding or do you just hate on Pajeets and bitch about them because they write better code than you Jow Forums?

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if (cond1 && cond2)
return true;
else
return false;

You be the judge

95% of people in my comp sci class were dumb fucks. And they all graduated. So I assume 95% of us are retards.

White people became lazy, complacent and degenerate.

While your typical white girl is studying gender studies, millons of Pajeets are mastering STEM. Its only a matter of time for the East to dominate the technological world

It's called writing readable code you dipshit

This is why I hate poojets.

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PUBG Mobile is made by China. But I wouldn't expect a western retard like you to possess enough sense to figure that out

As the percentage employed by technical companies increases, the quality of their software decreases.

Correlation is not causation and all that, but it does warrant further investigation.

If you can't understand
return cond1 && cond2

There's no hope for (You)

sorry demand for optimal street shitting engineering isn't there yet.
i work with and have known many indian programmers and they're mostly good people but the majority have microsoft accreditation in my experience and they aren't comfortable moving outside that stack.

While is true, the language/communication barrier combined with the fact that outsourcing favors the lowest bidder means that those who outsource programming using cheap indian labor often ends up with even shittier code.

PUBG Mobile's email address wouldn't be order at appstore.com, you cretinous fanboy

India will win by pajeet spam, you only need a bunch of extremely good engineers that develop a few big companies and you win, doesnt matter than the other millons of engineers suck.

These poos are just not giving up.
Of course a poojeet like you doesn't realize that this is actually one of your cousins attempting to scam/phish me, it's a shitty attempt btw, I'm not an iNPC.

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>millons of Pajeets are mastering STEM
believe me, the west's technological dominance is not under threat. especially not from india. because those pajeets who you think are "mastering" STEM are just rote memorizing answers to score high grades. they don't actually care about learning to write code or build things. they just want to swallow shit and puke it out in exams. that's why Indian companies produce those atrocious PHP/Java/C# codebases that westerners make reddit posts about.

to give you an example, I've actually met someone who had 100% perfect grades in all of his CS courses but didn't know how to turn on a computer, open gmail or create a text file in notepad. I'm not even kidding. I have more stories if anyone wants to listen 99.9999% this country's STEM students are painfully dumb, and it reflects.

t. pajeet

post memearrow stories

yes, the pajeet spam strategy is so retarded it works

>university does a """"hackathon"""" because it is the hip cool thing to do
>forces 500 CS/ECE students from to stay over for 24 hours and "code" whatever they want
>give everyone 1 gigabit/s ethernet and disable the university site filter for 24 hours
>puts up huge cash prizes for top 5 teams
>nobody actually does anything for the 24 hours, they all gather around the coffee machine and play games like charades and shit you see in "whose line is it anyway"
>nobody even bothers to download porn/games/whatever because they don't know how to do it on PC
>the management is seriously sweating because nobody has actually done anything at all
>they are saved from embarassment thanks to some smelly outcast dweeb autist who wrote something (which was actually good even by non-pajeet)
>nobody had even bothered teaming up with this guy, he was a 1 man team

but PUBG is an app in the appstore

There's a lot of competent Indians, but there is a lot of incompetent ones.

People hate Indians that lower the value of freelancing and are outsourced too.

Nothing wrong with Indian immigrants competing in the actual job market.

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Was that autist you?

>t. Rajeesh (John)

The ones who graduate from like IIT Madras are legit.

Everyone else is horrible.

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>i've met one dumb indian person
>therefore the entire workforce is dumb
So this is what the superior western intellect is all about, uh. You forgot to post your cropped loli abuse manga reaction pic, to heighten your post-aryan enlightnment by the way.

Based

I just shat in a porcelain toilet and flushed with water that was clean enough to drink, I didn't drink it though because I only drink bottled swiss alps water.

What was that you were saying pajeet?

BItch lasagna

How can I be not as dumb as pajeets when I'm learning how to code?

>t.baited

The worst part is you can see the shit stain that prompted the standard.

>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Get fucked

tfw i accidentally do this all the time

one of the smartest guys I know is Indian
I'm so tired of the racism on this site

Make the the effort to learn how to build things from scratch and not just glue together things that you find on stackoverflow.
If you're honestly interested in learning how to program well, you won't have that problem. Pajeets become "engineers" because they want to make money without having to actually do any work.

Nobody said that indians can't be smart.
The country has a bad name in IT/development circles because companies try to outsource to them and get "certified" "professionals" who can't do anything besides copy/paste from stackoverflow.

You don't belong here.

>smart
>poo in river and wipe with hand

ok

>95% of people in my comp sci class were dumb fucks. And they all graduated.
Congratulations! You graduated from a shit school! You aren't any better than them.

if (cond1 && cond2) {
return true;
}
return false;

>mutts

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Are you kidding? I'd much rather one of my devs produce the original code than this line. It makes for self-explanatory code

>curryposters are SEETHING

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>Do they really suck at coding
They suck at issuing academic degrees and certificates that mean anything. It's overall even worse than the USA with its far too many utter trash-tier diploma mills and diploma mill-tier degrees [which somehow are allowed to ride on the fame and competence of a few good universities and work of good departments].

That said, of course individual programmers can be very good. But if only the paper says they're good, it REALLY unfortunately doesn't mean they are.

you removed 0 lines and obscured the intent. well done user
It's not like the code was some degenerate nested if statement like this

if (cond1) {
if (cond2) {
return true;
}
else {
return false;
}
else {
return false;
}

>16 jumbo jets of poo
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if(cond1 != true || cond2 != true)
return cond1 && cond2;
else
return cond1 && cond2;

return (cond1 && cond2);

how is a wheel related to technology in 2018?

return ((cond1) && (cond2));

once i had a poo like this in a field but i fell backwards twice, how do they maintain balance i wonder

see

Many years of practice, also notice how they lean forward very far.
This moves your center of gravity so that your bum does not pull you down onto your poo.

Rest on the balls of your feet, and it's even easier if your arms out and then are supported on all four limbs.

>my devs
>self explanatory

yeah, look at the state of fucking Windows 10 and the recent October update. Thanks pajeets

>Amerifags outsource to Pajeetistan
>Only pay lowest price pajeets
>Gets what he pays for
>"Why are pajeets so bad at coding?"

return cond1 && cond2 ? True : False;

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The Indians who I've worked with who live in the states have always been at the same level as everyone else I've worked with in the states. But the ones that come from out-sourcing to cheap labor in India are usually poor and, at best, on par with a crappy American programmer. But that's probably just a matter of getting what you pay for.

When I was in grad school, we had several indian/african students, and I came to learn that their universities focused primarily on the math side of computer science rather than programming, so they were terrible at programming, but normal or slightly better at the math/theoretical side of thing.

more like
>pajeets are lower IQ than Whites
>pajeet schools are garbage
>low IQ + substandard education = pajeet engineer
>pajeets write shit code

nice try, but how about this

return cond1 ? cond2 ? true : false : false;

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its funny because i abused the ternary syntax like this before for code golfing purposes

There was a capture the flag hacking thing i participated in once where you could get remote code execution but the server stripped things like &, (, ), and ; and other key things, but you could still pass in ? and force some funny things to happen.

I wish i remembered the details but it was a long time ago.

Darker skin people are bad at programming

They do, but then again most people suck ass at coding.

White skinned people are good at being retarded

based

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Found the Pajeet.

The whole point of companies hiring remote/importing Indians is to cut costs.
If they're going to pay a fair local wage, they'll just hire local devs and not have to deal with time zone, quality, and cultural differences.

>pic related, you

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>East
You're considered South Asians according to our demographic data.

whoops sorry meant to make to the other guy

what the fuck is going on with my shit

>they don't actually care about learning to write code or build things. they just want to swallow shit and puke it out in exams
I get this feeling every time I watch a Pajeet video.
The way he explains things, it's hard to explain but you feel like it's not authentic, not coming from him, he did not absorb knowledge, he simply repeats what his older brother said and nothing more. Like robots or something

Outsourcing was a hardcore business meme after the dot-bomb. It was so memed that CS classes shrank 50% for several years.

Companies got burned hard.
Who'd a thunk that if you hire psuedo-educated third world workers for pennies, you're gonna get what you pay for.

i was forced to study advanced calculus in order to graduate. fuck indian universities and fuck each and every comp sci course in india.

The later which applies for everyone here.

Bitch Lasagna

i'm sure you have some nice anecdotes but that doesn't change the fact that every single person that codes has had to go find pajeet to explain shit to them
being able to simply mechanically memorize things is already leagues above the typical diploma wielder
it's not a matter of the west's technological dominance, the west has ceased being technologically dominant for a few years at the very least, the entire world is already looking only at china

t. wee ding ling albert chang

name a single big technological innovation that china has come up with in the last 10 years. I'll wait

return 1 < 4; // true

// Why?!
return 1 < 4 ? true : false;

>pic related, you

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Microsoft hires 100,000 of us and our code is so sloppy it has to be re-written by 500 overworked white guys. This problem is known to industry peeps as "The Code Diaper"and you'd hear more about it if you were paying attention. It's ultimately four times more expensive to outsource because the work has to be redone years later by white guys. Indian code is patchwork rats nest shit that fails and needs to be completely redone the minute it's integrated into any bigger project. This is real info from a medium-sized tech company CEO that we've talked to several times. Indians fucking suck at coding, don't believe everything you hear about them being awesome. Also only roughly 10% of Indian business school graduates are employable.

Here is an email reply directly from the CEO of a successful tech company whose name you have heard at least once or twice:

You missed the mark. Indians are generally OK on skills, they just don't give a flying crap. They show up, do what you tell them, leave. Low on ambition and ideas. They blow their money on white BMWs and $300 dress shirts so they couldn't be entrepreneurial if they tried. They're probably just happy to not be in Mumbai. The sad part is all the big companies are crying "more H-1Bs!" but these are jobs that could and should be done by American high-schoolers. Pretty sure they wash their hands because there are signs telling them to. Not familiar with "Code Diaper".

lmao I posted a pic of what an actual Indian looks like, and you reply with an American that is in the top 1% of obese.

I posted a pic of a fat westerner who eats burgers, foot-fungus flavoured kfc, tasteless vegetables, uncooked meat.
>American that is in the top 1% of obese
HAHAHAHAHA top 1% HAHAHA nice denial
>lmao I posted a pic of what an actual Indian looks like
Out of 1.3 billion people, you chose one indian male & generalized the whole indian male population on how they look like? HAHAHAHA YOU STOOPED SO LOW.
the level of retardation was justified when I read that sentence, it's so high HAHAHAHAHA

Ok pajeet, stop embarassing yourself and go back to scamming poor old folks.

>pajeet
I'm not a sikh you butthurt amerimutt

India has high obesity rate too, Rakandamanshehiyeahrithgrathma. You guys just eat poo and curry. We eat McFatties.

Rajesh,
Typing "HAHAHA" in all caps gets you nowhere. In fact, it makes people think you are retarded.
Additionally, that man is well in the top 1% of weight in the US, so once again, you are wrong.
I can understand that if you've never been to the US, you might think we are all fat since we have access to food on demand.

That Indian male was found by searching "Indian man" in Google images and picking one of the first results.

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Here are some more stats to get upset about :^)

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lol dumb ugly niggers

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Yet we're running your billion dollar tech companies.

It isn't even that bad of a strategy. There's significantly less top-level design work for engineers to do, and even though they may be near the top of the technical/trades food-chain, a hierarchy exists inside of the world of engineering as well. A lot of engineering work is straight up brainlet-tier shit, so having more pajeets doing this stuff works for them in the long run, because they aren't wasting their good engineers on doing pedantic (but necessary) shit like sourcing parts, data-collection, quality-control, etc etc etc.

Granted, most of this engineering/development work is just to create more useless shit like social-media apps and retarded consumer goods, but in the current "knowledge based economy" there's a high demand for people who are just qualified enough to implement something, but never think of the implementation itself.

As a Pakistani male, how do I become a better programmer? Does my skin color make me sub par by default?

Windows 10 sure is GREAT. :^)

You are like a baby. Watch this
try
{
if(cond1 == true)
{
if(cond2 == true)
{
return true;
}
else if(cond2 == false)
{
return false;
}
}
else if(cond1 == false)
{
if(cond2 == false)
{
//ID-4827 - Fix bug where we returned true if cond1 is false and cond2 is true
return false;
}
else if(cond2 == false)
{
return false;
}
}
else
{
throw new Exception("cond1 is neither true or false!! This not should happen!!!!!");
}
}
catch (Exception theException)
{
//TODO: Log exception
return false;
}