If (iq < -30) return '/g';

> open /g
> windows vs linux
> amd vs intel
> chrome vs firefox

why is /g retarded?

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imagine wasting days of your life collecting benchmark graphs of products you can't even afford and getting emotionally attached to a fucking HTML renderer
the absolute state of Jow Forumsormless twits

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Jow Forums is 90% bait. srs tech discussion goes on at lain, not Jow Forums

But the HTML rendered in my browser does not get stored in some crops DB, right? "muh firefox" must be better and safer, right?

What is lain?

You want an actual answer?
Because the imageboard format encourages extremely shallow conversation. Threads prune in a matter of minutes to hours (they rarely remain for more than a couple of days) so attention is relatively short. The only currency is attention, since there's no "upvotes" to gain, no "karma", no score, no reputation, no history. The easiest way to get attention is to do something loud and obnoxious, like calling people names.

..which is exactly what you did.

Congrats, you're part of the problem.

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lainchan

the wired itself

you forgot android vs ios. but hai this place is trash these days desu just pajeets trying to shill products

first saw this pic in 2012 or so. still applies. Jow Forums is a shithole, more news at 11
>tfw most of the ms paint comics of yesteryear are lost to time

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based and technopilled

you forgot
x vs y programing language

if (iq < 80)
{
if(bmi > 35)
{
computer.OperatingSystem = installOperatingSystem(Linux.GENTOO);
}
else
{
computer.OperatingSystem = installOperatingSystem(Linux.ARCH);
}

if (!skills.Any())
{
skills += new Skill(SkillType.ANSICPROGRAMMING, SkillLevel.BEGINNER)
}

while (true)
{
writeFizzBuzz();
g.bragAboutProgrammingKnowledge();
g.bragAboutTimeConsumingOperatingSystem();
}
}
else
{
g.closeTab();
}

>a two character char
n-nani?

Jow Forums is fucking repetitive
Never anything interesting...
Always just software discussion, hardware discussion or shitty bait threads...
I haven't seen an reverse engineering thread in ages, haven't seen a good CTF thread or any other actual interesting and good threads in ages

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Cut-through switching?

Install Gentoo

One day all the windows, intel, and chrome fags will be forced out and we can have more real discussions.


I mean this absolutely 100% unironically

so you're the optimist one
let's meet and fuck

reddit spacing

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if i ever saw code like this, i'd quit and/or fire

>One day all the tribalist fags will be forced out and we can have more real discussions.
FTFY

firefox is a cocksucker

if (attemptingCodeJoke && codeTagAwareness == 0) {
iq = codeTagAwareness;
}

why I laugh at this

Autism? I mean, I thought that was widely known.
I work with an autist. He cannot even hold a conversation unless it's about how bad windows is and how good linux is. God that guy is so boring.