A genie appears before you and offers you this deal, which you are free to accept or decline: - you become 95 years old - you obtain access to funds worth approximately 140bn US dollars Do you take it? If so, what do you do with the money? Tech related obviously. If you get 140bn and don't do anything related to technology why are you even on this board senpai.
Some details: >your health does not get changed (you don't automatically get arthritis or cancer or anything), you just become old (and thus vastly lower life expectqncy, plus if you have any issues right now they get magnified due to old age) >thefunds exist in genie wish-space and cannot be stolen, destroyed, or otherwise tampered with or manipulated by anyone until you personally choose to do something with them. >you can choose what proportion is in liquid funds (you could decide to withdraw $140bn of cash if you wanted, with all that that implies for the economy) and what is in assets (your choice, natural resources would probably be the best choice). You can also leave any amount "undecided" for a later time, for as long as you wish, and use only what you need. >"withdrawn" funds appear instantly and with no complications. Everything is automatically in order for the taxman, any assets are already yours with no additional effort necessary. That doesn't mean you can't intentionally crash the economy.
Also to get it out of the way: >buying Intel, Apple, Microsoft, Facebook and/or Google and shutting them down >investing it all in pic related There, now you don't have to type those out.
>accept >donate 99% of it it to various right-wing and ethnonationalist groups >hire some black fellows to lick my anal cavity done
Chase Parker
Become the elder lich fucking with the realm of living from the shadows.
Joshua Anderson
Buy a gun and fucking shoot myself This idea is retarded, youth is the only thing more valuable than that amount of money. I wouldn't even accept it to become 55
Eli Walker
based and redpilled
Gabriel Nelson
>Do you take it? No. I am not completely retarded and realize that money is literally worthless, especially if you can't even use it.
Oliver Young
Create an android body and transplant brain in it. Take over world.
>>buying Intel, Apple, Microsoft, Facebook and/or Google and shutting them down You'd need a hell of a lot more than $140 billion to do that. Intel alone is worth over $200bil
Isaiah Cruz
Yes, and I would fund nationalist far-right movements in the style of an anti-semitic George Soros.
Jason Hall
A genie appears before you and offers you this deal, which you are free to accept or decline: - you become a girl - you obtain access to funds worth approximately 140bn US dollars Do you take it? If so, what do you do with the money? Tech related obviously. If you get 140bn and don't do anything related to technology why are you even on this board senpai.
Eli Anderson
:^)
Jacob Cooper
What's the point in having so much money if it's highly likely I could die at any time and I'm so frail. Give me 50billion and cut my life expectancy in half instead.
Grayson Rivera
Probably would ngl. I'm happy being a dude but it seems like a no brainer really.
Carter Jenkins
>the current state of Jow Forums >people are unironically bumping this /b/ tier trash
Luis Bennett
Will I become 95 years old the moment I accpect the deal or will I have to wait 80+ years to the $140 billion? in that case
>year is 2101 >Medical science will somehow become advanced enough to upload consciousness to a supercomputer >genie gives my $140 billion >Immediately build my private conscious storing database with the lastest and greatest the world has to offer >upload my brain to the internet >wait until they build me a organic young body that I can then transfer my mind to it >??? >profit
Elijah Gonzalez
What's the downside?
Aiden Perry
1. Buy 200" screen/projector 2. Buy majority of Nvidia and AMD stock 3. Discontinue Windows drivers 4. Put /v/ on 200" screen/projector 5. Eat popcorn
Jackson Nelson
Put all in a foundation for the breeding of upright-walking & hyper-intelligent cats
How would 140bn buy Apple when it's worth a trillion
Carson Bennett
> take deal > Endow chairs in Indo-European studies and Platonic philosophy at every major university in America. > Endow the foundations for my favorite free and open source software projects with 1 billion each - PostgreSQL, Debian, crystal, LyX, Julia, etc. > Offer 1 million dollars to any negro who can pass abstract algebra and real and complex analysis at a top 50 university, just to see if it can be done.
Christopher Russell
>Offer 1 million dollars to any negro who can pass abstract algebra and real and complex analysis at a top 50 university, just to see if it can be done. John Urschel received a MSc Mathematics from MIT and is currently pursuing the PhD. He's also a millionaire, former NFL player, 6'3" tall and probably has a larger penis than anyone on Jow Forums.
>probably Don't lie, you had a good long look at it before it went inside your wife.
Dominic Gonzalez
yes, i will write my will right after to donate all funds to the american nazi party
Hunter Thomas
I don't think anyone should get offended when a millionaire PhD superhuman hulk impregnates a woman. Humanity needs more of these, not loser genes
Nathaniel Edwards
Cool. He gets a million.
Isaac Perez
VERY good point!
Nathan Flores
>buy 1.4 billion hi-point c9s >air drop them over chicago, new york, etc. >wait for the crime problem to solve itself
Aaron White
18+ to browse Jow Forums, kiddo.
2101-95=2006
Jack Lopez
you do not get to be the little girl only the girl
Austin Reed
win-win YES
Evan Jones
>buy 4chinz >delete everything >redirect Jow Forums to reddit then with the extra I would buy some good booze to kill what would be left of my liver at 95 while fucking some gold digging thots. not like I would have enough time to do anything substantial with 140bn at 95
Supposedly the blood of infants can have an effect on aging. So all you really need to do is use the funds to kidnap a million kids and do regular blood transfusions.
Ryder Perez
I read that as well. And it's best to use your own children. So you first need to breed with lots of women before you can harvest the blood of children.
Logan Brooks
>Year is 2101 >Inlfation, as well as the collapse of the USA, have rendered the dollar worthless >You got rused by a genie
Sebastian Torres
>become 95 years old Hell no, nothing could even make that close to worth it.
