Happy Melbourne Cup Day!

Happy Melbourne Cup Day!
Make sure to bet on horsey number 9!

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Almost double the 9s!

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Make sure to take your meds

what's the melbourne cup

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The best horsy race I the world!

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IM NOT STUPID JUST UNCULTURED

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A cup that resides in Melbourne

>The absolute state of Spade

why does it reside there and not, say, Pennsylvania?

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I hope you enjoy your first Melbourne cup.

Great weather LOLE

Moving all the horses to Pennsylvania is too much of a hassle

Nice 9!
What is spade?!

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I like the rain

Almost again!

Him Spaz + Ade = Spade

It is the first one I can make the bet on! I will be rich soon!

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good luck mate

Oh ok!

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Betting on animals is amoral.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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we've got plenty of horses just send the riders

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Thank you!
Nice people get the 9!

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the nine
can it be mine?

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NOT EVEN A SINGLE NINE TODAY FFGBBGBFGSBJASKFALKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FR*CK

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The 9 is not yours!
It belongs to everyone!
That's why it is so alluring!

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Nine!

There you are!
Now don't you feel silly?!

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no from this post forward I'm going to try and take all the nines
none for you
thx

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How rude!

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IT'S INFURIATING DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

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what you gonna do about it nerd

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NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS 9 EITHER

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donot take this 9

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goodnight I can't stay up nineposting any longer

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I hope those doubled 8 eat you!

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BUT
WHY
THIS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO OFF TO BED

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You are the rude!
And a 9 hog!

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My horsey came second!

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Who’s Melbourne and why should I care about his cup.

Melbourne is a city, like what you hear about when people get lost and knock on your trailer to ask directions back to the city!
The Cup is a trophy, just like they gave you on sports day for showing up!
You should care because why not?!

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Close call

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Your Frog ID has just put you off!

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My frog ID has given me bad luck!

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Lucky!

All those 8s! Run before they 8 you!

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