ITT: Hackman stories

Forgot to mention, I had no monitor for the server.

>be me
>uni
>teacher asks me if I can recover a wiped flash drive
>tell her I'll give it a shot
>run scalpel on the bin dump
>a couple PDFs, nothing more
>tell her it was all I could do
>saved her days of work

Got more, but most are about helping people.

>be me
>go to private dentist's
>cool, they got wifi!
>connect
>192.168.20.105
>cool, that looks like it might be an advanced network (most stick to 1.X at the end)
>192.168.20.1
>TP-link router
>username admin
>pass admin
>Fucking hell
>main router is 10.0.0.138
>admin
>ADMIN
>Positively mad, these people handle medical info
>my medical info
>stop
>write it up
>send it to owner's e-mail ([email protected])
>reply comes on Saturday, 2PM
>"Dear user,
>I teach GDPR classes, but I seem to have missed the mark here. Will fix it ASAP. Thanks for the network test! If you're ever looking for work, there's never enough good sysadmins around!"
>mfw

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>Take an IT security class
>feel like fucking hackgod

you did great, you almost got cucked

>be literally 12
>grade school computers used netscape navigator and windows 95
>figure out all the computers are networked and share information
>read the non-native language Windows manual (600-page brick) I had borrowed from the library
>learn about net use and net send *
>try it in one classroom
>it werks!
>tell classmates about it
>it becomes a running gag to remotely reboot all the computers in the school in the middle of class
>read more of the manual for the lulz
>realize the domain includes other schools in the area as well (we're talking 300+ computers)
>have a classmate reboot all the computers in all the schools in the area with a single command
>teachers and children get butthurt, the IT guy fixes the problem
>word never got out that I started it
Good times.

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Yup. She's got a bf now with whom is in a "polyamorous relationship" with (ie. she's fucking tons of different dudes, and he ain't getting pussy other than hers so basically he's getting cucked hard. Must suck to be that guy

He was weak, you were not. Best you could do is write to him how cucked he is.

> be me(me)
> in school
> 12 years old pupper
> mini niggas don't know about TTS
> open notepad and write (see; copy off the web) command to repeat "SOISOISOI" for as long as possible
> share with comrades
> teacher starts talking
> sound of sams softly SOI'ing in the background

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seek help

moar

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I typed "tree" into the console of a computer at my highschool.

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this.

Took over IRC channels when I was 14 I guess

Not that zoomers will know what that means anyway

Got another one, most of it was fucking about in school but I remember doing this other one a lot, less "hackman" more "cuntman"..

> be kid
> playing gmod with school friends
> spend time seeing what breaks the game
> comrade makes discovery of crash
> using two motor tools and having them max out against one another
> causes an error that crashes out the server
> "let us try it in the battlefield"
> hop into generic sandbox game
> create the rotary physics-collapser
> entire server crashes upon initialisation of the doomsday weapon
> proceed to draw cocks with paint tool and crash every listed public sandbox server
> no vac ban

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1. I got called to the vice principal's office in middle school (2000) for having a browser history that spanned a stack of papers of his desk. He wasn't sure how to punish me since I was technically doing well in my typing class so he gave 1 day of in-school suspension.

2. I haven't paid for internet in years. I live in apartment complexes so I crack the neighbors' Wi-Fi and use theirs.

So... what was your browsing history in middle school?

How do you crack their wifi? I'm in a house with no internet and no job to pay for it ATM so i want to borrow my local wifi signals

Finally got kali to connect to the internet.

I plugged in a usb wifi stick

that's all it took. running kali from the USB in the other port

My next hackerman will be getting kali to actually be fucking persistent and let me save text files to the USB Stick

post pics

what do you mean "took over"

really? It didn't seem like a nice story.

Got some vishing stories, but that's probably it about the interesting stuff.

>be me
>looking for a side job
>find "Social engineer - phone wizard" opening
>answer it
>turns out it's a sales position
>get an idea
>"This'll move me up in the queue"
>find company HQ
>find phone numbers from WHOIS
>CEO and CTO
>add numbers to contacts
>"CTO is on Signal!"
>Send text
>'Looking forward to the interview! user'
>'Sorry, user, I'm in the US. But I'm sure CEO will love meeting you!'
>fuck
>turn up, full "Hitman" style
>suit
>tie
>lockpicks
>the works
NOTE: Arrived at the wrong location and had to take a bus across town.
>turn up
>talk to CEO
>cool guy
>taking notes
>asks me what I could do for the company
>say I can test physical security, blend in and break in anywhere
>expect a startled fuck-you
>CEO grins
>"Well, we might well use that!"
>"Have you got any questions for me? Anything I can tell you about the company?"
>been eyeing an eATX case all the time
>ask
>"Oh, I built that myself! We crack password hashes on there."
>cool
>got the job 3 days later.

And one from my time in the company:

>getting tired of hopping on the phone
>superhot colleague asks me
>"user, could you please get me a phone number for Mr Security?"
>is he not online? What company?
>National bank
>fugg
>Why not, nothing illegal...
>look up numbers
>see the last four numbers is in range 4000-4400
>pick a number
>no signal
>pick another
>rings
>"Hello, XYZ, national bank"
>startled, apologetic tone of voice
>"Hello, Peter Jones, I'm sorry, I seem to have gotten the phone number of Mr Security wrong, I'm so sorry for disturbing, please, don't let me disturb you. Could you please give me Mr security's #?"
>"Sure, it's 4247 at the end"
>Thank the lady
And that is how I got into the national bank. Similar story incoming.

I was able to get into the neighbors wifi because their password was in rockyou.txt. sniffed their traffic for a few day just for shits and giggles. didn't get anything worth while, but felt hacker mang.

Anudda one for
LAST ONE WILL BE ABOUT MY MAJOR FUCKUP

I won't type this out, but I got the MGM hotels' chief of security number for Jayson E. Street. Had to find his building first.

A smaller story from my grandma's (when she was still alive)

take notes, this is how you get wifi

>go to grandma
>granny lives in highrise
>doesn't have wifi, doesn't need it
>I want it I need it to make me feel heated
>Get BananaPro
>Get TP-link wifi card
>plug in monitor and keyboard
>airmon-ng
>airodump-ng
>no good WEP
>some WPA2 networks
>one has WPS
>heck yeah
>run reaver
>get PIN in about 8 hours
>password is literally "1234567899"
>fugg

Last one in next message, got a bank gig.

LAST ONE: user HACKS A BANK

>be me
>dad works in a bank
>tells me they need a 'digitizer assistant'
>stand by scanner and scan shit, copy shit, etc.
>get bored
>colleague needs something translate
>fuggyeah.gif
>something else to do
>after that, fuck around on PC
>win+R
>cmd
>Enter
>oh boy, hacker time
>net
>find out net send is not blocked
>net send...
>what IP?
>"Use * for all network hosts"
>use *
>What do I write?
>"Test"
>Enter
>message pops up
>colleague freaks out
>"net send * OMG WTF BBQ"
>Enter
>colleague asks if I got messages too
>"Nah, I sent them"
>"HOOOOOW?!"
>explain
>doors to huge open office burst open
>dad storms in, leads me out
>"Have you been fucking around?"
>Play dumb
>explain I've been getting the messages as well
>Okay.png
>oof'd
>go back to desk
>explain how it works, try some IP-specific messages
>works
>colleague tells others
>get into work tomorrow
>net send doesn't work
>nevermind
>work
>go home
>dad is home
>knifehands me like a bitch
>get the whole story

THE WHOLE STORY

>be dad
>message pops up
>inquire
>everyone in THE WHOLE BUILDING got the message 'OMG WTF BBQ'
>all offices
>all floors, basement to attic
>including the FUCKING national CEO
>go home
>tomorrow, go to work
>colleague from son's office in elevator
>hung over (heard later he was hammered)
>"hey, my son works in your department!"
>"Oh, you mean the hacker boy? Yeah, he's cool"

After I got chewed out by dad, I got to work only to find a very nice bottle of wine and the note "Sorry man, I fucked up" from colleague. Had a giggle about it.

Maybe recall one more about my lockpicking adventures.

the hacker boy strikes again, using net send as his sword of memery

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BONUS STORY: user'S LOCK PICKS

>be me
>high school
>find out you can make lock picks from wiper inserts
>find inserts
>go to janitor's workshop
>"Could I make lockpicks?"
>Janitor lends me grinder (didn't have one)
>grind out a hook and snake rake
>get a tensioner
>"Let's see if I can pick a cheapo lock"
>yes
>"A stronger lock?"
>after 30 minutes with luck
>"What about... the elevator?"
>only handicapped kids got the key
>try it
>1 minute
>open
>OH BOY!
>start riding to class
>teachers catch wind
>no evidence
>user's elevator rides open
>teachers hitch rides with me
>no one asks
>unblock some stuck locks
>one day sitting in class
>door opens
>janitor
>"user! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
>heads turn
>walk out, shrugging to classmates
>janitor seems pissed as fuck
>get out
>"user, I... forgot my elevator keys, could you hook me up?"
>wanted to get me inconspicuously out of class
>it was a ruse to get me outside
>open elevator
>"Thanks, user, I owe you one"
>open fire service to get him to his workshop
>"Thanks, user."
>got into lockpicking a short while back

Literally mfw. It was a funny gag that went much better
>but I kept watching the CCTV cameras after that, scared shitless.

This was a good post

Thank you, kind user.

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Just some small shit at the moment I can think of.

Back around 2001 in elementary school I installed Empire Earth no CD free copy on the classroom computer.

Then the teachers complained about "violence".

Later in high school I found out that all printers in the school could be accessed by the lan.

So I was printing stupid memes to random classrooms.

Also found out ways to bypass the website blocker for youtube.

I would use a text editor to open whatever site I want to and would save it as a web page.

Plus I ended up finding proxies to use too.

I constantly used microsoft sam to insult some people.

>around 2005, was at the beginning of my first IT course, learning about websites and databases
>exploring random websites at home
>find a line of code that links to some unprotected database file in the code of a small school webpage
>try to open it, try a few random stupid admin passwords
>one of them works
>had access to everything, everyone's passwords, student and teacher information, etc
>first I change the admin password
>then I start creating elaborate fake news entries in the school news page
>fake news about how they would take the entire school to a trip to Disneyland
>fake news about how a small kid created a small nuclear reactor for a science project
>fake news about the school being haunted by satan at night
>mess around with the news page for about a week before they do something about it
>the server was brought back to a date before I started messing with it and the password was changed to something decent this time

It was fun and very educational.