>Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion...
Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
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has anyone seen the communal gf? i need a go at her bum
Who the fuck are all my Greek yogurt and replace them with semen, then label them protein yogurt?
feeding the kot spaghet
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am.....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet mydear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
having tons of Sex and nobody can interrupt my chad steak tonite
literally could be anyone
based
>first to respond
It was you, wasn't it?
n-no
I just took a shit in the shower anyone want to come and sniff it
Why did you do it?
The butler did it. All b*tlers are criminals. Let's lynch him chaps!
Ayyo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP LOCKING ME IN THE CLOSEEEEET
But you're the butler. . .
I'm moving out, see ya fuckers later
Then come out of the closet
I CAN’T YOU GUYS KEEP LOCKING ME IN HERE JUST LET ME OOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
oi i shit in the pool and cammed in the filter, my bad guysd
no u
Hey its girl voice
*unlocks the closet*
Hey guys he's coming out of the closet he finally decided to come out of the closet
cammed?
Came?
can you fags stop having gay sex so early in the morning? i was trying to sleep last night and i heard you fuckers all the way on the other side of the mansion at 2 am
No u
I rigged the mansion with c4s, dubs sets one off.
The number you get corresponds with one of the c4s, that one blows up. If you get a pair of nice 9s, you're safe. Trips sets them all off.
H..hedonists...
> Runs upstairs for rifle
> Trips over and breaks legs
I really have to pee can someone escort me to the bathroom
I just want to fuck my girls but those god damn Britcucks keep interrupting me with their faggy laughing!
I guess I'm in 8 since my last post was 98
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER
Are you sure it's not the girls laughing at you?
Just pee in the pool the water will be filtered don't worry about it
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKER MOVED THE STAIRS
>Are you sure it's not the girls laughing at you?
I may look like a girl, but I fuck like a man! Fuck you!
Shit that's not what I meant
But I'll set off 4 because that was clever
Okay fairy
Hey that's breaking the rules!
Alright, fine. I'll unexplode the house. It's back to
Excuse me sir how did you unexplode the house
I am not a fag, you are!
BOOM
What do you think of the list? Do you know any of them?
Leaf magic
KABOOM
Well I guess you just wasted your time.
oh nevermind then its back to back to back...something
what have you just done you dumb prancing la-la man
OH SHIT OF FUCK
OH SWEET JESUS SLOW DOWN
Well shit
STOP POSTING I LIVE IN 8
OH FUCK OH FUCK
Hey there! Someone asked pizza in this address, is this correct?
NOOOOOOOO
OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO
I'M SO SORRY
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF ME
There appears to be only a third of the mansion left.
oh thank god, I got some 9s
(Me)
I didn't accommodate for 0, I guess you're safe for now
I'l get you from the next life
damn
I CAN'T BELIEVE SINGAPORE IS FUCKING DEAD
KABOOM
I hope to FUCK 2 goes off before 3 eventually would.
B-b-but i was notified that this is the right address, someone have to pay. It is half PEPEroni and half cheese
BRO CHILL, CHILL, I JUST WANT TO DELIVER THIS PIZZA
Boom goes the dynamite
You fucking madman
Rip
WHY ARE YOU KILLING EVERYONE? I NEED THE MONEY, BRO
Well fuck me
Sorry pizza guy you're now stuck in Canadian Saw's twisted game
KABOOM
You're next
>mfw i'm not getting paid for this
Idc how much you blow they ass out, i just want to get paid, so i can deliver pizza to more beople
Now everyone is trapped in the cellar(except for Pizza guy who is casually walking around the ruins), stairs are blown, police has been called, ETA 5 minutes, you gotta blow it up before they come!
You can loot the dead bodies I guess
Beware though, 80% chance of butt plugs and 5% chance of any real cash
roll if you dare(your numbers)
Well your late to the fucking party.
IM LATE?
We're down to 1 left
As a bonus, give me dubs of 9 or pizza man gets it! You have four tries!
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NONONONO, NO POLICE, I JUST WANT TO HAVE MY MONEY
OH FUCK OH FUCK
I HAVE A HOSTAGE
DON'T COME OR PIZZA MAN GETS IT
FUCK ONE MINUTE LEFT SOMEBODU PLEASE BLOW IT UP
GET OUT COMMIE, I'M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY HONESTLY, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING
Get fucked bitchley
I heard you are in troubles boys? im here to fet you outta here
expect brazilian
fuck him
uh oh the Karen Police Deparment has arrived
*COME UP WITH YOUR HANDS UP RIGHT NOW*
1-4 shot on sight
5-9 shootout
0- Anally raped by Pizza guy.
You are now a hostage!
(lovethispic.com)
oh fuck it's been five minutes
looks like my reign of terror might be over
come at me
The next person who posts Cirno is
*gay sex with qt twink intensifies*
oh fuck yes
shootout time
also it looks like you get to live, pizza man
Sure about that buddy boy?
oh fuck am I dead
STOP RIGHT THERE OR ILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
*bang bang bang bang*
ENOUGH. I-I DIDNT WANT TO DO THIS. PUT YOU MOTHERFUCKING GUN DOWN
If you get dubs one of those shots hit me lethally