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Jow Forums humor thread
Juan Baker
Ayden Harris
Jackson Bell
jesus christ
how do people:
a) have enough time for this shit in this dystopian reality where our overlords make sure we have no free time so we can't improve the world by overthrowing them by making us all wagecucks
b) think this shit is coding, it's not it's equivalent to writing down 50 answers for a one line question and complaining when they don't get the marks
William Lee
Joseph Bennett
Zachary Powell
LOL
Matthew Lee
Parker Sanchez
Best one so far
Eli Young
When I was a kid, I had a book describing various science gadgets one could make with simple household items, among them a tic-tac-toe pseudo-automaton that was essentially this code, except made of a bunch of matchboxes, with board positions drawn on the matchboxes, and the number of matches in each box determining the priority of the move. The differences were that a) there were far less positions because all 90 degree rotations and mirrored positions were combined, and b) the automaton was LEARNING as you were supposed to add matches to the boxes with winning moves, and remove matches from boxes with losing moves.
Jaxon Evans
>13k
what?
Adrian Howard
Luis Williams
Nicholas Wilson
Aaron Watson
Blake Bennett
literally nothing wrong with pulseaudio
Justin Turner
Sounds like you never used it with it's default config.
Parker Watson
Carter Thomas
I do. I use Arch. It was
sudo pacman -S pulseaudio
If you fuck up pulseaudio, means that you are complete retard.
Julian Morales
The arch version does not use the default poettering config, it has flat volumes turned off.
Benjamin Moore
Luke Hernandez
Jaxson Morales
Nathaniel Turner
>you steal someone's gf and fuck her while he watches
based
Grayson Jackson
Hunter Brown
Owen Sullivan
Carson Harris
>manual loop unrolling
typical non-lisp babby
John Bennett
Andrew Cruz
Lucas Bennett
Jaxon Walker
Xavier Butler
Thomas Ortiz
Caleb Adams
James Brooks
Bentley Gray
based
Kayden Collins
Joseph James
Jack Morgan
lol that reminds me of pic related
Caleb Lopez
Fact no one wants to speak up
Jordan Ward
80% of these look like they originated at plebbit.
Dominic Moore
>gaming time
Luke Ortiz
Lurk more and spend less time on reddit.
Tyler Allen
Hunter Butler
Parker Cox
100% of your words have been used on reddit
John Baker
But they didn't originate there.
Lincoln Martinez
Or did they?
Nathan Cooper
Ayden Allen
Didn't that same fucker make systemd? I hope he gets executed by a tranny with a CoC
Elijah Phillips
literally kek'd
Tyler Hall
this is not reddit
Zachary Perry
Ruh oh!
Kayden Thompson
He's working for IBM now
Samuel Brooks
>IBM
Such a shit company. Why won't they die?
Andrew Hughes
Nicholas Lopez
could have fooled me
Thomas Reyes
>it's a real repo
oh my god the absolute madman
William Ortiz
Where's the LG logo?
Nathaniel Jones
Anthony Martin
Lol
John King
Jaxson Harris
Brody Martin
Hudson Parker
Aaron Williams
Xavier Phillips
Justin Gonzalez
Wyatt Jenkins
Jack Gray
kek, why did they superimpose a frame of Mr. Robot?
Owen Green
Nolan Brown
I never understood the problem with ALSA works for me all the time
Owen Cruz
holy shit what a badass
Connor Nelson
Jow Forums """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Justin Scott
Gavin Gray
it's actually true.
what a shit thread
Nathaniel Perry
I unironically dated a really hot and fit girl who after using a pc would just unplug it from mains. Jesus what a dumb bitch. I was in absolute shock when i saw it.
Ayden Nelson
>shock
kek
Jonathan Robinson
>hey bby open bobs send vagene
>cyber violence
Colton Hughes
why do you intentionally downplay it? It clearly wasn't just "hey bby open bobs send vagene".
Benjamin Jackson
>It clearly wasn't just "hey bby open bobs send vagene"
Clearly, so what transpired?
Gavin Nelson
>vegana
show the bobs
Zachary Butler
also the drawing of himself lol
I think it's a nice touch
Blake Wilson
Yeah you aren't joking
Evan Allen
Jayden Murphy
My pussy is so wet right now
Luke Taylor
based
James Young
It's a joke program on GitHub it was generated by a different program and not written by hand user
Carson Perry
My parents are literal boomers using win10, meanwhile I'm 22 and still on win7 because I'm worried about how big of a pain in the dick it will be to make the switch.
Anthony Wright
>wintoddler7
out now, sundar.
Parker King
boomer overdose
Logan Sanchez
Someone should make a video like this where a girl transforms into a Stallman looking guy wearing programming socks
Tyler Cooper
fucking based on pajeet niggers use java
Henry Parker
I forgot that people aren't allowed to like anything, or to share the things they like with others
Lmao bedroom psychologist
Tyler Gray
(It's actually about unrealistic representations made by someone else and most often calling attention to sex parts)
Oliver Adams
that's almost as retarded as mains
Kevin Morris
Anita is much cuter than the realistic drawing
Jose Bailey
wtf why would you want Razer girl and boy ?
Connor Hill
Liam Hall
>nobody was ever fired for choosing IBM
literally the biggest reason that Pajeet turd is still floating