CoC in your project

Have you already added a CoC to your repository? If not why? They help to keep your codebase clean.

also post your cocs.

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fortune.com/2018/11/06/google-facebook-berners-lee-web-contract/
entrepreneur.com/article/322873
github.com/rivergoat/ttef
gnu.org/philosophy/kind-communication.en.html
sqlite.org/codeofethics.html
sqlite.org/codeofconduct.html
github.com/majestrate/XD/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

whew lad

so what's the difference between traps and trannies?
they look exactly the same

you answered your own question there

The SQLite code of conduct sounds interesting

Based

Tim Berners Lee has a new global-scaled CoC coming for us all.

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fortune.com/2018/11/06/google-facebook-berners-lee-web-contract/

>muh safe space

Edgy

It got cucked by the SJW mobs.

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>opens an issue in your repo
do you dare click?

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You might not have understood the second word's meaning correctly.

>codes of conducts are a form of cultural imperialism and will not be tolerated in this global village repository inshallah

I read that as "do you suck dick?"

tell that to Tim Berners Lee new Contract.

entrepreneur.com/article/322873

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Here is my CoC. Feel free to abuse it. This is actually CoC+k (the k stands for karma) and it is public domain.

Code Of Conduct + Karma / forRealPeople or CoC+k/People

1.) a man has a penis, a woman has a vagina
2.) if you disagree with 1.) you do have a mental illness
3.) their respective pronouns are he and she
4.) if you like fucking arse, or you do like getting fucked in the arse while having a dick, you are an arsefucker or a faggot
5.) faggots are gay, so are homosexuals
6.) don't be a dick, but it is OK to have one
7.) having a woman onboard is bad luck - it is in fact a fact
8.) feel bad? kick a baby. if that does not help: kick little doggies

>"Fight degeneracy"
>posts on Jow Forums
Umm op... I think you may be confused.

I can't get enough CoC

I neeeeeeed Tim Berners-Lee global-scaled CoC in my life.

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you can tell trannies are trannies
the name "trap" comes from the fact they look like girls... from the top

lel

Wow they actually changed it cuckzillas CoC WTF.
I gotta say.. these degenerates are actually pretty effective at this stuff, I honestly don't know how they do it.. I would've just told them to fuck off..

>that font rendering
YIKES

Originally, trap is a homosexual person who "traps" another person of the same sex into having sex with them. They do that by dressing and behaving like the opposite gender (to get laid).
"trannies" are people who's sex don't match their gender, so they transit to the desired gender. I don't think this is ever used for FtM, only MtF.

the one from GNU is pretty good.

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>not writing a bot to auto close issues from "it"

wtfCoC - Say And Do Whatever The Fuck You Want To ~ Code of Conduct.
------------------------------

Version 1.0 - Who Cares What The Date Is Nigga.

Ok, the purpose of this code of conduct is simple.
You just SAY AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

>might
may, doofus

Nice

Fix capitalization.
I would unironically use this for my projects. Link to repository?

What? Link?

github.com/rivergoat/ttef
Only a small funny project, benchmarking etc

My project hasn’t reached the size necessary to attract morons, so no.

>refusing perfectly fine contributions because you don't like the people behind them
what you're doing is no different than what that one coc tranny is doing - you're rejecting perfectly fine code just because muh autism
gnu.org/philosophy/kind-communication.en.html
this is the only "coc" that should ever be used

Spoken like a true middleschooler.

>SAY AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
KILL ALL CUMSKINS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Do you wonder why this is all happening right now? Why corporations and legislating powers are following the lead of social justice warriors, catering to every minority group and systematically attempting to get rid of white men in the tech sector?

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This project is free software but not open contribution.

1. Try to remember some of the basics of CQC.
2. No politics in our forums/channels etc. You can talk about that somewhere else. (unless it's april fools and we are larping)
3. Being polite is not a requirement but preferred(anger is understandable in case of immense fuck up).
4. Do not doxx.
5. Do not spam.
6. Fancy new age lingo like trans-whatever and tumblr-pronouns will result in a ban(unless its april fools and we are larping)
7. Furries are banned automatically.

How is this for a start?

that's cool

Old BASED CoC is now named "Code of Ethics" and they adopted Mozilla's as the new CoC.

sqlite.org/codeofethics.html
sqlite.org/codeofconduct.html

Fuck this gay earth, the Internet was a mistake

If fully implemented, (and considering how despite announcing it a mere day ago jewgle and kikebook and fucking france have already latched onto it this guy is clearly influential enough to make it happen ) that'll probably be so destructive to the world wide web that people will earnestly start to look into decentralized alternatives assuming those aren't banned by law outright. Especially if hosts and ISPs adopt it. Selectively enforced, based on assumptions about what's good and bad that come from globalist corporate and university brainwashing, this is probably the worst thing ever to happen.

Not sure what country you're from, but "might not" does not mean what you think it means, and neither does "funny".

God damn it.

>internet was a mistake
almost. Internet should be local to country. This global internet is cancer. China has correct idea.

In the face of Berners-Lee's plan to force all discussion about everything in every country to be dominated by the billions of people who don't live there, they really do.

TIM BERNERS LEE INVENTED PEDOPHELIA

#closed without even reading
Shit, even closing the issue is a massive waste of time, no matter how fast you can close it

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Unironically considering adding this:

1. Stand up straight with your shoulders back
2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping
3. Make friends with people who want the best for you
4. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today
5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them
6. Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world
7. Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient)
8. Tell the truth – or, at least, don't lie
9. Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don't
10. Be precise in your speech
11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding
12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street

this reeks of total onions

>12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street
What if I'm allergic to cats?

CoC is the only way to keep the CIA Niggers out

not him but ti's more Jordan Peterson than sóy

>12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street
Petting random cats is the worst idea ever.

I'd cringe if I saw this in a code repo. I guess I cringe at all CoCs but this isn't any better than the gay shit most companies have

Based petersonposter

holy shit you're right, those are literally the rules from his book

haha so edgy user your epic haha xd

Code of conduct
1. fuck you

I love it when Jow Forums gets all riled up about trannies turning projects to shit by wasting time with codes of conduct and useless shit. Sounds like another group of people emerging...

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>Make style guide for code
>Make CoC file
>The CoC is just the code style guide

>almost 2019
>not including a playable copy of Corruption of Champions in your program
Sad!

Now this is a CoC
github.com/majestrate/XD/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md

>I honestly don't know how they do it
Mozilla allegedly threaten to leave the SQLite Foundation. Intimidation is how they do it.

Anything that Google and Facebook sign up for first can't be a SOLID idea.

>homosexuals are gay
you need to be 18 or over to post on this site

>Might not contribute
May not*

We lost. There's nothing more to do.

I’m a tranny and I love white men. Why wouldn’t you want my code contributions just because I have a mental illness? Many good programmers are mentally ill.

Because you mentioned that you want to cut off your cock before anything resembling code.

I open the fucking streets. That's what I do, nigga.

How about:
0. Don't be a dick, cunt, or whatever derogative term for yourself you prefer.

?

This guy's got some pretty based looking stuff in his repositories. Gotta try if that stuff lives up to its promise. I like the NNTP/I2P based distributed image board in particular. No telling when the banhammer hits this place finally. Be good to have an alternative ready before that...