You ever try to look for a restaurant on your iphone and have to ask yourself why the fuck did it lead me to a oil...

You ever try to look for a restaurant on your iphone and have to ask yourself why the fuck did it lead me to a oil change garage????
wait..... i know the answer.. ios is literally written by pajeets, as outlined here:
apple.com/newsroom/2016/05/19Apple-Opens-Development-Office-in-Hyderabad/

This is shit and its amazing this issue persists since apple maps launched. Now consider if you actually needed your iphone in an urgent situation like a medical emergency, good luck finding a hospital, your iphone is more likely to lead you to a gay strip club where you will bleed out and die on the runway after the bouncer mistakes you for the next act and throws you up on stage.

Now take a look at people trying to use apple maps. Ouch.. here's a complaint about the issue from 2012 (LOL, SEVEN YEARS ago)
>forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2012/09/27/apple-maps-six-most-epic-fails/#a36f724df9d9
>Florida hospital replaced by supermarket. The Times reports that Apple Maps labels a Jacksonville, Fla. Publix supermarket as the Riverside Hospital.

A more recent one:
>forums.macrumors.com/threads/the-reason-why-apple-maps-sucks-illustrated-in-two-simple-screenshots.2109800/
>Here's what happens when I type in "vas u" (the name of a street in Budapest, where I currently am)
>Result: It has no clue. It even got the country wrong, and the results have no similarity whatsoever to what I typed in. And none of the results are even in the country I'm in, let alone the city. It's as if it just gave me a huge list of totally random results. And it points to "Neue Sport Mittelschule", which doesn't even remotely sound like "vas u". Like, at all. There isn't even the letter V or A in it. You don't need to be one of the world's richest companies to figure that out.

no one is behind the wheel of the ship at the ios division of apple, or even apple in general. really sad stuff

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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based

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based Debiruposter

Apple is gay.

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based

oof

gf and I always end up in a fight when driving. She insists we use her apple maps and we end up in the fucking woods, so I gotta open Google maps and get us there

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>this thread again
Thread Image: Racism/Garbage outside of /b/
Thread content: Spamming/Flooding

Post and Image Content: Spamming/Flooding

Quality of posts

SEETHING

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based jannies are still gonna ban you, iPoojeet

>Now consider if you actually needed your iphone in an urgent situation like a medical emergency

in non burger country we call an ambulance

>call an ambulance
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ambulance can be unreliable though

SHITDROIDS PROJECTING THIS HARD LMAO LITERALLY HAVING POOINLOOO CEO

SEETHING

>SHITDROIDS PROJECTING THIS HARD LMAO LITERALLY HAVING POOINLOOO CEO
>t. itoddler

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This poor kid has severe OCD. Doing the sign of the cross there? That's a ritual/compulsion.

iTODDLERS BTFO!

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

that's only a problem in shitholes. try Google Maps, it's made by Indians.

yikes

based

>letting your gf use an apple phone
>dating a woman who uses an iphone
say it aint so, Jow Forums

>I've found that Google Maps is consistently more accurate than Apple Maps. Having said that, the scenario you described can happen in Google Maps, as well. One question: have you permitted Apple Maps to access Location Services?
Maximum Damage Control Engaged

Based.

I have a GPS program that thinks hotel only means a place to sleep in French, when in French it can refer to a city hall or police station.

>armchair psychologist
STFU, he could easily be a just a little shit.

seething

based

>apple

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BASED

Paste

Are you trying to tell us that you actually own iPhone and use Apple Maps?
Buahahahahaha

What now povertyridden, friendless idiot?

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based

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>iShit
Found your problem.

Be careful guys. Andrones have been known to post scat when triggered

>t. SEETHING ipajeet

okay bro stay cool. you did the little t. there, very nice. added the SEETHING - woah! and called me pajeet. So that was a pretty epic comeback. No need to resort to anything else okay?

>being this mad

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based

STAY MAD S O Y B O Y FAGGOT BETA KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

itoddler BTFO

ok buddy, you can have the victory royale hahaha. just please dont post any scat.

it's the worst thing when an androne has his back up against the wall and can't handle any more facts. yeesh

>t. SEETHING ipajeet

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I heard that you could be in Paris and search for "eifel tower" and it would have no idea what you meant because it's misspelled.

Apple is not a search company, and I guess they try to distance themselves from Google by making sure you can't find anything

topkek

>t. SEETHING ipajeet

based and redpilled.

cuck.

cringe.

>t. iToddler with a scat fetish
cringe and brownpilled.

What is this technological eugenics shit

(you)

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truly based

based and shall i say redpilled

Samefag, and shall I say, poopilled

You know that Google Maps is available for iOS also, right?

>iPhone for woman and gays
>Android for the alpha male
Dont see anything bad in that graph

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job "fulfilling in creative way"
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Why'd you copy/paste those lyrics here?

>lying on an anonymous imageboard

>uncomfortable truths are lies

This guy just looks like he smells, I can't stand looking at him.

truly based

Division of labor you fucking nerd.
It drives the development of society, people can't do everything fort themselves.

You don't lean medicine to fix your own tooth cavity, you just pay a doctor to do it for you.
You don't change the tires on a plane and pilot it where you want, you pay me to just make it work like magic for you.
You don't run your own powerplant to get electricity, you pay the electricians to just make electricity maically appear in our socket.
You don't do your own plumbing, you don't lay the roads for yourself to drive on, odds are you don't even fix your own car.

See dude, I make the planes fly for the nerds, the nerds make the computers work for me.
This is how civilized societies fucntion.
Without division of labor we would still live in the caves because nobody can be competent in everything.

>Graph

seething

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I found pic related in my project bin and thought it would be cool to set it up to work as an alarm clock, I uploaded a playlist to wake up to and set up the device, I wake up on my own 30 minutes late and turn on the ipod to see what happened: it turns on, notifies me that it's time to get up and starts the playlist.

TLDR: apple wrote an alarm clock into the ipod that does not work as an alarm clock because it can't wake the device.

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