/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Every single one of the known chinky sites is doing COUPON RAINS! Look around for some good deals!
• user considers wasting a lot of money on a chinky monitor • Xiaomi reveals their answer to Airpods, namely the AirDots priced at $30 these haven't shown up at resellers (yet) • user posts coupon loot • Another user fell for the Micro SD card collector case user also got a USB board • user hasn't found much to complain about his Mi Pad 4 except for maybe its camera • user posts his Xiaomi gaming mouse • Actual moron considers making a dishwasher • user unboxes Jack Ma's Head • user receives Leek pens Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Original-for-Lenovo-ThinkPad-15-6-Inch-Laptop-Bag-Backpack-Nylon-Waterproof-Computer-Bag-Suitable-For/32870145486.html
aliexpress.com/item/Top-Quality-USB-3-0-Type-A-Male-to-Micro-B-Male-Extension-Cable-Cord-Adapter/32783874943.html
aliexpress.com/item/FAAK-animal-dildo-dog-dildo-with-strong-suction-black-fake-penis-ribbed-dick-extreme-stimulate-sex/32820652984.html?spm=a2g0s.13010208.99999999.260.28ef3c00y6SnYT
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what happened to all the csg youtubers?

got cancer and died from all the chink items

Good idea to buy a tripod that can support phone, GoPro Hero 3, and a chink brand camera?
I've never used a tripod before, but would like to use one for my faggot Instagram let's play

can i get a quick rundown on the 9/11 promos from second tier shops (gb,bg, etc.)
anything worthwile? any exploits?

>not including the best coupon (10off50) in the OP

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I'm in need of a relatively inexpensive water resistant camera. Would it be better to buy chinkshit camera, or go down to the local thrift store to try and find an older reputable branded one?

MOAR 10/50

>tfw have to shake everyday for vouchers/coupons on ali and local websites
I want 11.11 to end already

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You snooze, you lose.

I'm thinking of getting baofeng UV5R.
Anybody used it before? I have few questions.
>What's battery life like?
>What frequency should I use?
>How's the range?
Does it do well in area with concrete walls?

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A few anons asked me for a review of the Xiaomi Roborock S50 robotic vacuum. In short, I love the thing. It's methodical in the way it cleans, dividing the house into blocks, mapping out the parameter then vacuuming in rows, before moving on. If it missed any nooks it goes back and does those. It's fun to observe it surveying its surroundings and plotting its next path. Vacuuming power seems decent and I'm surprised by how much it picks up every day. The app is good, not that aesthetically pleasing but it provides a map of your home and the ability to clean certain zones and set up virtual walls. The vacuum did get its brush tangled on one of my old, scraggly rugs. I was meaning to throw this rug out anyways and no issues since then. Build quality is excellent, it's able to climb high rugs and over edges without a problem. Mop feature is a nice bonus but it doesn't hold much water so I think its use is limited to mopping a small to medium size area.

I do not have experience with other robotic vacuums but the reviews suggest that the Xiaomi is comparable to or outperforms vacuums twice as expensive, especially in its ability to intelligently and methodically clean every inch of the house.

Voice can be in English or Chinese. Chinese has many options. I gave her a a cute chink waifu voice :3
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I will monitor this thread and answer questions.

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>I will monitor this thread and answer questions.
Nico or Maki?

>I will monitor this thread and answer questions.
What gives?

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>It's fun to observe it surveying its surroundings and plotting its next path
>it's fun to see it inspecting your house and reporting everything back to our chinese overlords

fixed it

Still better than reporting everything back to the dumb mutts though

Did it make air cleaner? Less dusty? I have a problem with dust and was wondering will this kind of things gonna help me.

this, unironically

>dumb mutts
That's some kind of hidden US reference, pls translate.

Also, to OP, have you tried restricting comms with the mainland? Ie go to settings and restrict traffic from that app. Or does the thingy connect itself to the network and doesn't even need an app? If so, you're basically screwed.

>If so, you're basically screwed.
Nope. Just restrict in on router level with QoS settings.
Even better, you can flash it with CFW!

Yeah I thought about that, but if the vaccum connects directly to the internet, it does that to guarantee an open route everytime. Anyway, I'd be interested in knowing if it's possible to run it in offline mode.

Thank you
I'll use this to buy my Huion gt-156hd v2

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

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Aukey car usb charger arrived.

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Since we're only a few days away from 11,11 and I got no clue what to buy. Can you guys link what you plan on buying since we're only a few days away and it would be nice to add them to the cart before then.

Check OP for stuff. Most of the people here are looking at Xiaomi tech, IEMs and cool electronics I guess. I thouroughly advise you to check out the chinese belts, they have a different contraption that makes them last for years (I have been using the same for 3 years next december, you would say it's new). Also, boxers are pretty cheap.

It looks like a deeldo.

I thought about asking the same thing. I'm about at $30 in my cart and might want to bump up to $50 for the coupon.

But I also thought asking random people what they're buying might not help at all.

Anyways:
aliexpress.com/item/Original-for-Lenovo-ThinkPad-15-6-Inch-Laptop-Bag-Backpack-Nylon-Waterproof-Computer-Bag-Suitable-For/32870145486.html
ThinkPad backpack. Don't really need one, but it's fairly cheap and I'm a ChinkPad fanboy. It also looks fairly decent.

aliexpress.com/item/Top-Quality-USB-3-0-Type-A-Male-to-Micro-B-Male-Extension-Cable-Cord-Adapter/32783874943.html
USB to Micro B. Cheap as fuck on 11.11. Although I'm still not sure if they're listing the 50cm 11.11 price to try and trick people.

aliexpress.com/item/FAAK-animal-dildo-dog-dildo-with-strong-suction-black-fake-penis-ribbed-dick-extreme-stimulate-sex/32820652984.html?spm=a2g0s.13010208.99999999.260.28ef3c00y6SnYT

>Did it make air cleaner? Less dusty?
I think so but HEPA filter is only rated at 95%.

I installed the app on an old tablet that I hardly ever turn on. Vacuum's automation still works. I personally wouldn't feel comfortable installing the Mi Home app on my phone because of privacy, data use, and battery life concerns.

Trn v80

>trying to tap the presents clicks the images in the background
>go back
>can't tap on anything now
>can't catch any coupons

based and redpilled

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mite b cool

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>order DIN A4 transparent self adhesive paper
>receive them in handy A5 format

Now I can throw maybe half of the away

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That 4 better not be the battery life.

look what the chines invented for us
aliexpress.com/item/Bottle-To-Dick-Adaptor/32830700958.html

>only rated at 95%.
Only! Fucking hell, if it filter out third of the dust I will be in heaven.

I found this 4/32 A2 lite on aliexpress, which is strange because the xiaomi official site lists only 3/32 and 4/64 variants. Is this thing legit?

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Waiting on some pci-e cards to bring new life to an older computer (X3440), adding support for SATA III and USB 3.

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>looking at cheap cable extensions
>come across red/gray/blue one
>Inspired by the color of the captain of the United States :)
nice

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

hair looks like a penis

with some luck we might get something out of the star badge thing as well. but with 100 coins/day from adding things to your cart you should have plenty of coins as well.

>You get 4 hours of audio time per charge, and the case can recharge the AirDots three times for a total of 12 hours of battery life. They connect to devices via Bluetooth 5.0 and support user interaction, allowing you to tap on the shell to trigger specific commands.
>tfw new macbook air doesn't have bluetooth 5.0 but $30 airdots do

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had this item come today

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When's the next coupon rain?

What are some good smart watches that won't blow up on my hand? was considering this one here as it looks like a decent one but I don't feel like getting chinked today
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4h53m

Get either the Mi Band 2 or the Mi Band 3. Reliable, discrete, simple to use, and most importantly, only $20. Sold a bunch of them back home too, people love them.

Im gonna buy this

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I wonder if I can print this on aliexpress

For your wife's son?

careful not to blow your fan header with that. try splicing the molex 12v into it instead of using the fan header's 12v

Even nobel peace prize is banned? Falun dafa #1

Daughter actually. Her sons dont speak to me

Todd?

Are you retarded. Just search for any of those with site:.cn filter.

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Do you have any car stereo unit reccs?
Preferably 2 DIN format.

I'm looking to buy a Xiaomeme phone from a chink store because buying them through local channels in the Philippines (Lazada/Shoppee/Official Mi Store) stacks about $50 extra. If there are any locals who can share their wisdom, like what shit customs or the post office might pull on my chinkshit or anything else that might make things easier for me I'd appreciate it.

It's a legit config, check the chink version of xiaomi's site for the redmi 6 pro which lists 4/32, why xiaomi has a fucktarded naming scheme across regions I'll never get.

Hey guys, I found a $20 mech in time for the 11.11 sale.
Shipping's free, the switches are blue and the brand name is fucking hilarious. I'm pretty excited about this, what do you guys think?

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link?

https ://www.aliexpress.com/item/Metoo-Genuine-LED-Backlit-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-87-104-keys-Blue-Black-Switch-Metal-Anti-ghosting/32898857952.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.12.469c2a72TdxPE7&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10130_10547_319_317_10548_10696_5728811_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_10131_10132_10133_5733215_5733315_328_10059_10884_5731015_5733115_10887_100031_321_5733413_322_10103_5733611_5733512,searchweb201603_55,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=38a76a30-a68b-4080-a5b6-1f247f4d6023-1&algo_pvid=38a76a30-a68b-4080-a5b6-1f247f4d6023

>No numpad
Into the trash.

Any deals on gateron clears. Also how exactly does the sale work

You can get it with the number pad for 10 bucks extra.

thanks
but please kys for not editing it

Does aliexpress sell fake knockoff clothes and jewelry? I cant find much on there. Any recommended places

All I can find is a Cherry MX Clear going for $100. Even then, it's brandless so I'm cautious. You want the link? Also, how do I shorten it?

taobao
Jow Forumsfashionreps

>exposed screw next to escape
>branding above arrows
why can't the stupid chinks make a clean keyboard?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Remove everything after .html

desu at this price I'll take what I can get, they make stuff to block screws that you could probably get off Ali for scant cents, right?

The screw is goddamn uggo, hadn't noticed it yet.

Ali surprisingly strict about direct fakes. «Inspired by», «for» are getting free pass though.

Thanks!
Here's the link.

https ://www.aliexpress.com/item/87-keys-mechanical-keyboard-TKL-PBT-blue-LED-keycap-tenkeyless-gaming-keyboard-cherry-mx-brown-87/32709769079.html

Anne Pro, dear friend.

Don't buy that on ali. Go to DHGate, there it's easy to find them through their pictures. What's your poison though? Watches are easy to find, if you want a Panerai, just search for PAM number for example.

you can also put whatever you want inbetween item/ and /number
aliexpress.com/item/reply-to-this-post-or-your-mother-dies-in-her-sleep-tonight/32709769079.html

or nothing at all for maximum shortness
aliexpress.com/item//32898857952.html

This'll help with my shitposting, thank you. Also, fuck you for the forced (you).

I appreciate it but cherry clears are completely different. Gateron clears are a 35cn linear sitch (literally the lightest switch) whereas cherry are a 65g tactile switch

1 is a rolex though im caution because i hear fakes are super easy to spot. The second is just various big name brands like rick owens, raf simons.

>at this price
it would have no affect on price to place the screw close to a key so it's hidden under the cap (look at the other pictures there's one hidden between left and down arrow)
and even save them money to omit the branding
this has nothing to do with price it's just the chinks being chinks and having no sense for minimalist design but having to add gaudy "ornaments" to increase "value"

Usually what you're dressed in?

Why?

Nah. I do buy them but im saving them for my kids

why buy fake watches?

>i'll never get an ISO keyboard layout with blue switches just ANSI crap

You may have missed the A$AP Rocky joke but if you're investing in replica high fashion and using them as family heirlooms that makes me respect you greatly

DIY.

>60%
no thanks
otherwise it's pretty good
oh and they should also offer a premium option with an anodized aluminium case instead of plastic
and also this iso ftw

but ANSI is objectively better

>oh and they should also offer a premium option with an anodized aluminium case instead of plastic
>let's take a budget board and make it cost 2 times as much for no real benefit

Don't you know about the AULA F2012 and F2009?

Second guy hates the chink noisiness so he might get mad but the first guy might like these.

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left shift key too biggu

>option
they should sell both one for $20 and one for $40 so we can pick what we want

>exposed screws
>branding
>shiny chamfer
>retarded font
into the trash it goes

I didn't pick up on that, my bad. For me though, I was thinking of an AULA and now that I'm picking up on it's hybrid style, it actually might suit me. I like the bigger enter key and the new keys but prefer the larger left shift.

I know, I did warn ya.

Shiftlet.