Desperate shit you did for girls thread

>be me
>see cute girl in college
>decide to talk to her (btw im not some fat neckbeard, i look pretty alright but still have social anxiety and self esteem issues) so its hard af still
>we become sort of mates/acquaintances , but don't really hang out that much
>she mentions she has an iMac
>internally kek at the macfag
>mention my thinkpad with arch
>she doesn't know what it is
>i explain linux
>she's not interested
>i just say hello, how are you, etc etc every time i see her in classes
>we begin to talk more
>she mentions the trouble she has with installing programs for our class on her mac
>bingo.sh
>i offer to help her out with it
>she knows im interested in tech given how many times i've mentioned linux
>says that she'll hit me up if she wants help
>its going well
>2 weeks later
>she sees me and says she wants to install the java compiler but isn't sure how
>internally wonder how she's been doing work for the past 5 weeks or whatever
>i offer to help her
>ask her email address
>she gives it, and gives her number too
>i never expected that
>holy shit nice
>she said she prefers to use iMessage, but also has whatsapp
>i can only message her on whatsapp since i dont use shitty iphones
>decide to go against my own morals and download closed source whatsapp on my phone
>i talk to her over whatsapp
>realise i wont be able to fully help if i dont have a mac system
>look at bank account
> decide to bite the bullet and buy the cheap macbook

Hahahahah only joking

>get out my spare Thinkpad with Arch
>decide to wipe it and install a Hackintosh
>cue me busy af for the next 3 days installing a hackintosh on it, sorting out wireless driver kexts, sound drivers, display drivers, until it works pretty much properly.
>still kernel panics every few days
>i can begin to help out girl
>I help her install various softwares and troubleshoot over a few days
>this goes on and off for a few months
>we begin to get ever so slowly closer together.
Cont?

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>i talk about other things than tech to her so she knows she can be comfortable
>she opens up a bit to me
>talks about her day and stuff
>im getting happy
>this continues as normal
>2 weeks later
>see something about an updated homebrew port or something
>decide to go further with her
>whatsapp her a link to it
>she replies next day (on a sunday)
>says that she's sorry for the delay
>reply "dont worry about it"
>she mentions she was at her boyfriends barbeque the previous night
>my brain has a small kernel panic
>boyfriend?
>mother fucking hell, she had a bf this whole time and i didn't notice
>it suddenly makes sense
>she wasnt talking around much to other guys, and she's definitely cute enough
>feel sad because my fear was realised in one whatsapp message
>mfw
>tfw i fucking wiped an Arch install and spent ages getting a hackintosh to work so i could impress her
>looking back on it, she probably thinks im some technophile who spends all day with linux
>realise i wasted my time
>i reply to her "Oh, nice, hope you had fun"
>you could tell the shallowness from the text, i didn't even put any fucking emojis with it.
>i dont initiate very much conversation with her from then on, given that i don't have a fucking chance
>realise how little she spoke to me on her own (about anything other than tech support)
>realise im a lonely ass guy
>apart from this i have this one Sikh pajeet friend who always shares info with me about his family.

>decide, fuck it, might aswell make the most of what i have
>i get closer to pajeet, spend lunches with him and become good friends with the guy
>all the while the girl spoke to me about 10 times over 4 months, for tech support
>give her shallow and generic support
>never booted up that hackintosh again
>a month later
>me and pajeet are good friends, we regularly have fun and talk about whatever, like normal
>i begin to feel less of a NEET and more of a functioning member of society
>next day
>pajeet gets hit by a car on his way to university
>he's in ICU as i speak
>i have no one left
>this morning, get a text
>get a dreading feeling its a bad text about Pajeet
>think he might have died or something
>open it
>its the fucking girl
>she wants to know how to install google chrome on a mac
>reply with my normal shallow reply of "go to google.com/chrome/blahblah"
>she mentions its her boyfriends mac
>instantly get pissed off
>i can't believe im about to cuck myself after everything.
>still disoriented about Pajeet
>reply to her "fucking google it for fucks sake, thats all I ever do"
>no reply for a good two minutes
>read the text
>realise what i sent to the girl
>tell her im sorry and that i am in a tough place
>she left it on read
>go back home
>still angry about the whole thing but i was keeping it inside
>feel like smashing my fucking hackintosh thinkpad
>boot up a Ubuntu USB
>idgaf if its fucking ubuntu or arch
>wipe the entire hackintosh partition
>even the backup files
>post on Jow Forums


Moral of the story: dont base yourselves on girls. Make good friends and be the best person you can be.

glad you learnt it, albeit the tough way.
Saged for blogposting tho

man that sucks here's hoping your friend gets better

Fuck her, you did good OP. I'm sorry about your friend, I hope he'll be alright.

yikes!

I'm sorry for you David
just find someone who don't use you for your skills.

btw how is pajeet?? will he be okay?

nice fucking blog

Looks like the pajeet mistook the designated hitting street for the designated shitting street

Thank you people for the support. I got a message just now saying they've started recovery surgery on his torso or something, but none of his internal organs have been severely hit. Hope he lives to code more Java while skyping me random shit at 2AM ;(

Fucking kek

Suicide is always an option user david.
My tip: Do cocaine. This shit is awesome. Also, start hitting as many girls as possible, who knows?

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You're a disgrace to all men named David.
t. A david

Been there
Every fucking girl in college has a goddam boyfriend

If it makes you feel any better
She gets depressed as shit after they break up
And that almost always happens with all relationships

Nice. One less Pajeet and his horrible Java spaghetti to deal with in the future.

>>i talk about other things than tech to her so she knows she can be comfortable
what the fuck sortof manipulative shit is this
talk about stuff because it interests you both not because you are thirsty af

Well tech did not interest her at all, so why would I talk about it?

When you get to a certain age and have a high IQ everything that interests you is either some obscure shit or is so in-depth that most people (especially women) don't care.
Small talk you don't actually care about becomes the only way to socialize.

So you have nothing in common with her? Why you care hire an escort or something.

Nice story

When did Jow Forums become autist blogposting central

It's called being a narcissist who assume people are too dumb to talk about things only "high IQ" people could understand. I was like that at 16 before I found out Linkin Park was mainstream as fuck.

I hope your pajeet friend gets better, user

I thought in my head "don't do it user" when you said you were gonna get a Mac.

>A girl is asking me for a simple bit of help
>I’m gonna get sum fuk!
Why do people do this?

I used to be desperate like this. Then one day I stopped giving a fuck, and I guess bitches can sense this. Suddenly they're the ones trying to start conversations with me and acting needy.

>mfw

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Haha okay m8