Nuke a Bitlockered Laptop

Hey guys, I need a laptop to discontinue functioning tomorrow morning to save my career.

It's got bitlocker, so if there was a simple way to trash the entire encrypted drive in one hit with software that would be amazing.

I have physical access, but there can't be any physical damage and it needs to be able to install a fresh OS straight away.

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Install Gentoo.

Install Gentoo

Get fucked weeb.

this installing linux is the best way to destroy a working computer

>to save my career
What have you been doing user?

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There are other methods to delete emails...

Jesus and I thought Jow Forums was bad.

It either needs to appear completely fucked (i.e. won't even boot) or boots to the bitlocker screen, then fails past that point and also the data is corrupted (can't just delete window's startup files).

magnets?

live linux install and
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/r bs=512m with varying amounts at the beginning and ending sectors of the disk (or the entire thing and reinstall mbr?)

lsblk
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/ bs=1M