Walk into Starbucks

>Walk into Starbucks
found your problem

>No need to feel superior
>Pay $700 extra for a status symbol

They pay for Macbooks because they are reliable, have a good design and are easy to use. Most people are happy enough with their lives to not think about their value in terms of their laptop, which may come as a shock to you

>average american has less than $1000 cash
>Spend $999 on a laptop
>they can afford nice things
what did he mean by this?

As a veteran Mac former Mac user, I can assure you that Macs are not reliable. I ditched the Apple brand after suffering three computer failures in only two months.

it's almost like people use credit cards and finance plans, retard

well the figures show that apple devices are the most reliable by some margin, regardless of your personal experience

fortune.com/2018/03/12/apple-macbooks-most-reliable/
before I get asked for a source

Those must be some pretty old figures then, because the quality of Apple products has gone steadily downhill since the late 2000s. Or they're collected by word of mouth (everyone knows Mac users are often in denial of their own experiences).

Same journal that called Blacked.com an "art" site, huh?

I love to sit with my old x220 in Starbucks. Is like saying "fuck you and your fucking toys" to all the hipsters

zdnet.com/article/apples-macbooks-still-the-most-reliable/
2017, keep telling yourselves your Bento box chinkpad is superior though. And I totally agree about the declining quality, Apple is going down the shitter although it speaks volumes about the competition that it's still the best option for most people

You're lying. Really? Didnt know the sjw infestation and white guilt is that bad?

>people
They're just there to make the place seem lively, it's a common design tactic.

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None of those 'hipsters' think about you for a second, save for a quick glance in which they might register a stab of pity

The venti hot chocolate is fucking bomb and you can get a venti for $3.75, saving for a T420 so I can sit in there on WiFi.

Of course they do. I see them thinking "where is the apple. Is that thing on? "

they don't, they're judging you based on your appearance when they give you that look. It's got nothing to do with your crusty old bento box

Macshitters are massive debtors. If debt prisons ever came back, they would be fields of so󠀀yboys.

>tfw car and computer are worth more than my sub $1000< bank balance
at least I own the car, alot of people around me are slaves so Zionist bankers.

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who cares what other people use?

I know right, fagets blindly buying apple has never affected the design our devices in a negative way..

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Are you angry about the macbook part or about people using laptops in coffee shops?

Get a job you fucking NEET. Not my fault you can't afford Apple products.

>why can't you afford to eat a bag of shit

if its the macbook part you should take into consideration that if your an iphone user then macbooks will be a lot more convenient if your like the average person and only use basic programs and web browser.

(not many people need windows to play video games and run big programs and shit thats just for us poorfags)

>has to convince himself being poor is a good thing
at least they are slaves with friends and qtgf's, silly poorfag

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if its the price of a macbook bothering you well your the one in a starbucks paying $5 for a coffee so your in with them ya poorfag

the *cult*ure

Turn in true tone and MacBooks are the comfiest laptops

I know, right?
I load my System/360 on a trailer and wheel the terminal into Starbucks whenever I go

Why don't you tell us what went wrong in your life to lead to you walking into a Starbucks of all things?

>Not wanting a cup of soi while you post for reddit upboats

>pay $1000+ for MacBook
>dust gets into keyboard and you can't use it anymore
>pay $1000+ for MacBook
>battery dies after two years and you're jewed into paying hundreds for a replacement
>pay $1000+ for MacBook
>do a third party repair and get your fucking laptop bricked

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>What is wrong with people?
>What is wrong with you?

Im more disturbed by the daughter being that overweight at that young age. I'm not in the best shape right now but I was never fat when I was young and I ate junk but I moved.

Poorfag
>f-fuck you rich people
Turbo poor
>projecting
False equivalence

tldr this is the seething poorjeet thread

This picture makes me irrationally angry

>don't have cash up front
>"how about I pay MORE (that I can't even cover the initial amount of!) over a greater period of time"
Genius

>Walk into Starbucks
>central London
>20% of people are on laptops
>80% on smartphone
>80% of the laptop users are using generic Winshit machines
>realize real life isn't an internet joke from 2009

What is wrong with Jow Forums?

>Walk into Starbucks
They put gay semen in their drinks.

>saving
>for a t420

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iFAGGOTS BTFO

ThinkPad users are hilariously poor.

I have dough, I have to pay a share of the rent, car insurance and bills are expensive.

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It's almost as if the average American doesn't go to Starbucks.

>588
>i have dough

How do people live like this?

I wouldn't feel comfortable unless I have at least 20k in my bank for emergencies.

A real Jow Forumsentooman scrapes his small shit neetbux for some piece of ancient garbage crap shitpad to install Jow Forumsentoo to shitpost and run anime/porn on. Us Jow Forumsentoomen will be shitposting on mid 2000s shitpad in 2030s when everyone is connected to botnet google glasses enslaved to the demonic machine. We will continue to fight the good fight in the name of our lord and savior terry davis who art in heaven who hath died for our sins.

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I currently have $50 in my bank account and $900 on my credit card, as well as a $269 paycheck every two weeks.
[spoiler] It's not sustainable and I'm not looking for sympathy; I'm lazy and self-destructive.[/spoiler]

Uh, only retards go to starbucks?

You already like overpaying for shit if you're going to Starbucks in the first place, makes perfect sense they are all macfags.

>not realizing how poor you even are
>spoilers on Jow Forums

Holy fuck ThinkPadders are absolute losers.

I never understood how people could go to Jewbucks and study. Like there are so many fucking distractions. People coming in and going out, people talking about dumb shit that unrelated to their work, drinks being made with loud machines, shitty loud music is playing in the background...ect. How the fuck do you get any work done?

Also starbucks is seen as a luxury. Apple is seen as a rich person computer. Both are expensive and used by dumb fucks, so they go together nicely.

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Normal people are fine being around others, you're the strange one here.

fucking hell. I have that in accounts I dont even use "just in case"

They watch T.V.

I make about $1200 a month with my jobs but my mom is in her 50s and her shit isn't together so I help around with things because I don't want to live with other people.

>They oay for Macbooks because they are reliable

They pay for a fucking apple logo on the back of their screen they can't even see

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>Still less gay than crapple

>tfw sister literally said she's sticking with her 2015 air because apple deleted the illumination on the new laptops apple logo and they don't chime anymore when booting.

My ISP is a faggotry of a company and I had no internet for a week. I went to my local Starbucks in the evening as it is only a 5 minute walk from my front door.

>no internet for a week
I hope they gave you a credit cause that's bullshit.

t. Poor fags

A free month after I complained to them. Some faggot cut a wire when re modeling the flat next door and they never came to fix what was only a cut wire and the contractor who cut it said it wasn’t his problem

Still makes me reee thinking about it

The ISP said I couldn’t do it myself either and they would fine me if I did

Reee

That's my biggest fear when I see faggots drilling the ground in my apartment complex, our coax is in the ground.

itoddler subhumans arent people

Starcucks supports bringing in refugees.

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Walked into a lamppost. Got a headache. What can be done about the increasing headache of headaches?

Based

Be black and ask to go to the toilet.

>walks into starcucks
Found your problem, the solution is simple: stop drinking shit+ jewish sperm

>Work in an office
>drink 5+ cups of coffee a day
>smoke half a pack of marlboros a day

I dont think ill ever get a girlfriend cuz i smell

I'm not gonna say quitting is easy but it's definitely doable.

I use my HHKB with my 17inch thinkpad at Starcucks.

Fucking NPCs

I guess if they have money to waste on overpriced coffee then they have money to waste on apple products.

Lost.

Over here the coffee of the day costs $1.8 USD. Sure I could go to a public university, or library, but since Starbucks is nearer I go there to work on projects; I just can't concentrate enough if I'm at home, too many distractions.
The coffee is very shitty though.

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normiefag meeting point thats why

I like the build quality of macbooks. The plastic parts on my other laptops degrade over time and pieces start to fall apart on me

Easier to use than Windows. With Windows you gotta do the updates, hope the updates don't erase your shit or brick your machine. Hope they don't install the wrong drivers and fuck your sound or networking up. Sure, Apple is more expensive and they nickle & dime you but people are willing to pay.

The average American isn't sitting in a coffee shop working.

>walk into a gay bar
>why is it full of gays

What is wrong with you for not having one? Oh right you don’t have a job.

>walk into starbucks
stop supporting apartheid states, please!

Macs are good. They make ordinary people use a Unix-like OS. Ideally all operating systems should be Unix-like.

>William, prefers to be called Bill
>Age 41
>Works IT Helpdesk for $60k/year
>Complains about O365 and misses the exchange server

>The coffee is very shitty though
See, this is the thing. Its not like, they have a whole lot to fuck up. Literally, one job. But no, its fucking rotten. I live within iPad frisbee distance of one, wouldn't drink their swill if you paid me to. Originally thought, it was just my local, till realization dawned, 'Nope, their coffee is just, in general and as a rule, shit'. Useless fucks

To be fair, Starbucks makes the coffee that strong/burnt because people like to load it up with a ton of sugar and other processed garbage. You rarely see someone get a black coffee or just a simple coffee with cream and sugar. It's always some fancy drink that's all whip cream, frothy milk, syrup, and maybe half coffee.

>yet another very thinly veiled applel hate thread.
this obsession is unhealthy

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