Name and describe human actions and functions using technology terms

Name and describe human actions and functions using technology terms.
>ex. heart attack = segfault

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I’ve experienced this directly in Canada

>Posting this
Shitposting

gay faggotry = ricing

if brain.overclocked {adhd = true;}

Strocs are when the brain let's out the magic smoke.

synesthesia = buffer overflow

>This post
Seeking input

>memory = memory
>virus = virus

What do you call it when you forget something then?

>forget = free()

File corruption or failing drive

I'm a newbie web developer, sorry for using jQuery

let splooge = 999;
let i = 0;
$('#penis').on('strokeup strokedown', function(e) {
i++;
if ( i === splooge ) {
shame();
}
});

stack overflow

>Update available for correctOpinion version 11.8.2018
The following program(s) to will be terminated to continue update:
-FreeWill.exe

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>migraine = that screeching sound your GPU makes when it's displaying hundreds/thousands of frames per second on a menu

Paying taxes = botnet.

It's honkposting

Import dick

self->hangman()

try { human.initSoul() } catch(NullPointerException) { human = new NPC() }

Too lazy to think up anything more creative.

What would you call an injury like a broken arm?
Overclocking would be more like injecting pure adrenaline than adhd.

liquid nitrogen CPU cooling to achieve 8.8GHz OC = ???

lp0 on fire

My brother experienced this in Germany, right in front of his apartment, for years, starting at 4.00 a.m. in the morning. It brought him unfathomable joy.

unironically kys

feels.clear();

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splooge