Can cum be used as thermal paste?

Serious question, if I cum on my CPU will it work as temporary thermal paste? thanks

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yes

It will evaporate.

>thatsamanbaby.jpg

No. Semen contains protein and when cooked, it hardens like egg whites. Temperatures produced by a PC would cause it to harden, clogging your cooling device and eventually aiding your computer in overheating.

Listen to this guy; he knows from experience.

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She's a good little white feminine boy

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>that face
>those twig legs
She's a boy alright

Yes, but you have to change it every week.

That's fine, I make new thermal paste every day.

this has penis does it?

Yes, Intel's been doing it for quite some time.

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>feminine BOY
what do you thing

SEMEN IS NOT A WASTE FLUID.
1 DROP OF SEMEN = 60 DROPS OF BLOOD

>The semen is a viscid albuminous fluid, alkaline in reaction, which is very rich in calcium and phosphorus, also in lecithin, cholesterol, albumen, nucleoproteins, iron, vitamin E, etc. In the ejaculation of the normal man, about 226 million spermatozoa are given off; these are rich in phosphorized fats (lecithin), cholesterol (the parent-source of sex hormones), nucleoproteins and iron. An ounce of semen is considered to be equal in value to sixty ounces of blood, of which it constitutes an extract of some of its most valuable of constituents, as far as its vitalizing power is concerned. Dr. Frederick McCann remarks on this point, "From what has been stated it must be admitted that the spermatic fluid does possess potentialities justifying the belief of ancient writers concerning its vital properties.

>BEFORE HRT

YIKES

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Does this mean that jackin it a whole bunch can leave you nutrient-deficient or do those nutrients stop having any (internal) metabolic use once they're built into sperm?

every day we stray further from gods light

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You lose a similar amount of nutrients by just sweating and they are used for sperm whether you want it or not so it's pointless to "save" it by not jacking off. In fact, your body doesn't want you to store that unstable shit for a long time, that's why it makes you horny all the time.

>attempting to be a female
why, just why
sometimes these "traps" look so much better as boys, yet they fall for the femininity meme

this
eat your nut to avoid loss of valuable nutrients

sure, just keep reapplying it before it dries out

It isn't absorbed and is destroyed by stomach acid. Once it is lost, it cannot be reconstituted anyway. Even taking nutrients in place of it, most of their absorption is rate limited, and it can take weeks get back for optimal levels.

And?

Traps inherit the teachings of pure feminity, as such they will devout their time and soul making their partner happy, and will never have pesky periods where they get cranky, and won't get angry at you and start fights for no reason.
And they don't inherit the flawed woman brain that literally makes them retarded and incompetent at expressing true feelings.
Example
>Im fine, no really, just fuck off there's nothing wrong with me
>Breaks up with you because it's your fault for "not trying"
Traps are pure my dude.

She's got a boyfriend I bet she doesn't kiss ya

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This little white boy is so hot and smooth hnnnngggg

do mods even do anything on this board? or do they just support the tranny spam

>destroyed by stomach acid
what about the colon walls? can it get absorbed from there?

there is no reason to ban the tranny "spam"
as it is no spam - people are just attaching images of traps to their posts. pics dont have to be related to the post in any way

qt trap desu, more pics plz

this thread is obviously not even attempting to be on topic, but hey who am I to judge

looks like my uncle

>traps are pure
sometimes yeah, but my point is that some are trying (and failing sometimes) to pass even if they look a lot cuter as boys

his is what all guys will look like in 30 years thanks to all the feminizing hormones in the food supply
i cant wait

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Wrong
This is what they finna look like in 10 years

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zoomerchan, oh boi, plz more, shes so cute

That's literally a boy.

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>she

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Yes, but it'll cook and dry out fast.
Mayo actually makes a very good thermal paste, so try to use that over semen if you can.

She is! And now look at her brand new little titties: they are GROWING. I love we get to see how this little girl grows up in modern society, so cute.
Oh, I know summerfriend! Read the context of my previous comment to understand!

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