What cool tech stuff would you have on your BATTLE BELT if you were man enough to wear one Jow Forums ?

What cool tech stuff would you have on your BATTLE BELT if you were man enough to wear one Jow Forums ?

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What is this?

It's a BIG belt that manly men wear.

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Ammunition, two or three grenades and a side gun. But I'm just a virgin NEET so what do I know.

A pistol so I can end myself.

No I meant this thread.

you want a shotgun for that actually

Dildos, and a strap on with insert to go from a bigger dick to double dick

A radio I guess. Maybe a tough phone like device that handles my maps and notes, that also houses the processing for my HUD. too you can't buy anything like that. It exists, you just can't buy it.

None even if given chance. Conveying trust with coworkers and clientele (besides military contracting) will be challenged when you look out of place in a (typically) leftwing soi palace strapped with a heavy belt, as nice as it would be.

Slimline compact in an AIWB or IWB w/ a reserve is all anyone in g related profession is going to get away with if you don't own the business and don't talk face to face unless planned.

Flashlight, 2nd mag, aid kit, knife, and etc tools for job in backpack.

If you wore one of those in public you'd look more autistic than you normally do and someone would probably call the cops on you.

Because a suicide vest is better

Your mother's panties.

my cummer

Water

some corn nuts

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2 ifaks. you probably don't even have one, poorfag.

A explosively pumped flux agitator.

dragon dildos and usb flash disks with gnu+linux installations on them

mechanical keyboard

tkl and full sized

handheld radio
high power flashlight
That's probably all. Maybe spare cells for flashlight/radio if needed.

>his battle belt slides over a rigger belt
>not using a velcro system
pleb

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>velcro system
kek
the pleb has spoken

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>velcro
You must be 18 years old or older to browse this website.

It's like you want your bulky overweight belt to slide around on your waist while you run