Girl just sent me this message:

It's a good song, ask for tit pics

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dirty iberian scatman

I mean, the song is kinda lewd, but I doubt that was her intention
Sound advice
This is why I filter Spain

won't work
she's pretty much a 19 year old loli
half a head shorter than me and under 100 pounds
I'm scared frens I'm gonna fuck this up

Just send her some music you like, obviously she likes 80s stuff so send her that if you like any of that

Listen to the song and give an honest opinion. And because it's probably trash and she has shit taste don't use wording that implies she has bad tastes. For instance" it's not for me" or " I like music like x"

You miss 100% of the shots you do not take. Go get 'er, champ.

Send her this link

I almost missed her already, I made one small error and she gave me the cold shoulder thinking I wasn't interested
Had to do some serious baiting to reel her back in and I'm probably gonna fuck it up again
I have a plan but it's gonna be pretty damn delicate
Fuck you >romania

tell her you really like this song
youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

You have good taste, where do you even meet these kind of people :thinking:

Also obviously just say you like it too and send her some other 80' song. Ez

>yeah hello IM HELLA GAY
I think I'll pass
Fuck you perkele

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It's called attending university at the ripe age of 28

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You old bastard wtf

Gent? I've tried uni and desu full of normies nothing got even close to being called a ripe loli.

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I'm not old I'm an acquired taste

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Nope. Kortrijk and next year Leuven
Stem is where it's at, not for the Jow Forums meme reasons but for the geeky shy girl reasons

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What did you reply to her? Don't leave us hanging

Dude I just sort of said "I like it, tho the lyrics are a bit more spicy than I remember heh" and now she's pretty much spamming more songs

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Make a move be an alpha

Tbh uni's way too much effort, is it even worth it? Just to acquire my cute 19yo loli... been doing hogeschool now for some time and it's way better. Literally have to do nothing. Downside is that it's infested with normie gentstudent girls if you know about that. I'll keep it in mind tho

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Don't worry, you have your 8 inch cock to impress her.
Village People have a lot of hella good songs, just because they're faggots doesn't mean you shouldn't be mad in love with their music.

Dude I'm at home and she's five cities down
I have an idea for something I could pull off as soon as we have five minutes alone
If it works it's gonna be mad as fuck but I'm gonna have to be able to keep my nerves down
Dunno man I love what I do, uni is only worth it if you're passionate about the subject
If you excel in hogeschool it's often a great stepping stone to be a top guy in business
Some of them hand out extra curricular activities for their best students that give you business incentive

say i like this song back and link war metal

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based and redpilled
how to score a good christian girl in under 60 seconds

Long distance relationships don't work, she'll get bored

Send her this
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKrzI7isl40

It's not long distance you retard it's just nine in the evening
We see eachother every day

god fucking damnit shit post

Don't blame me when it happens

Okay send her this
youtube.com/watch?v=xp4B89l9jak

Have you heard most songs op? About 95% of all songs have lewd meanings to them or are just straight up about sex.

okay
I sent her creedence instead
youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s

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I probably will tho

She going to like it but not love it

youtube.com/watch?v=HQmmM_qwG4k

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youtu.be/-UdHRZ9lbfA
why not the chad option?

how did you guess her reaction exactly right
you're good at this

Because it was me in a wig and in white face all along.

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FUCK
I KNEW IT
DO ME NOW YOU GLORIOUS BEAST
SWIPE EVERYTHING OFF OF MY DESK AND DO ME NOW

How to get laid on bant 101!

Later virgins

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTIE8ixb8x8

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You're a fucking animal shit post

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wait hold up for a minute a while ago I saw Jow Forumstards talk about a ricardo poster on their turf too
IS THAT YOU

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based

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send dick pic

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..............................ah shit

no
she's a good christian girl
also I haven't had a gf in longer than I'm willing to admit
I'm not fucking this one over

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Lol you're on the wrong board for the kind of advice you want then. Jow Forums is only capable of a few responses to this which ultimately end up being completely unrelated or purposefully unhelpful or telling you about how relationships and women aren't worth the effort and you should be a NEET like them.

Dude relax. I didn't expect any serious replies I just did it for the emotional support from fellow sperges. It helped break the tension

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