I'm bored what random bullshit should I buy?

find your nearest bridge and take a nosedive

Holy shit OP not bad

To bad I can't post images with 4k resolution

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Moon

Absolute shit taste.

Umm.. a whole lot of people.

I dont know how to play the stock market

Miring account. What do you do? How long did it take you to save that much?

Any tips you can share how others can reach that level?

He probably has a good job that pays in excess of $100,000 a year, which is why he even has that much saved in the first place. Pretty sure he could have more saved up if he didn’t buy random bullshit every time he was bored.

Anyway, I highly suggest reading The Richest Man in Babylon. Interesting read.

Remember: in this economy, savers are losers! He could make a lot more money using that money to trade in the stock market or set up his own business. I’d have killed just to have been able to start trading with even a hundredth of what he has.

Just get an ETF like VTSAX.

a nice meal for two, a couple of bottles of wine, and the company of a charming young lady for the evening

Stocks and bonds.
>I'm rich but I wish I weren't
Ducking retard

>buy high
>sell low
That's all there is to it, for more awesome investing tips, visit us at Jow Forums!

Since you clearly have nothing better to do, learn how to invest

Everybody outside the US

Literally just pick twenty-five US securities at random and hold them

Bad goys

This isn't fucking technology related go to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you doublenigger

>have 140k accumulated between 3 accounts
>tried to apply for a 170k mortgage the other day
>they told me to fuck off
>meanwhile my coworker literally living paycheck to paycheck just got a 250k mortgage

Fuck everything

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That's because your coworker is a good goy and you're not

because you're a bad goy
they won't be able to make lots of money off you

the good goys they can
with penalties, fees and ultimately property seizure

>Posting your checking account information on Jow Forums
>Screenshot 20181110-123914.png

it's just an email screenshot
all that's there is the money and the bank

pls tell me mr super hacker how you can somehow harm him with this info

I need 1k for my flight to see my grandpa OP

Oh your retardation is showing.

Feels bad man

Why are they punishing me like this

I have zero debt, perfect payment history, a sizeable amount of savings, and I'm a very agreeable person

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>buying property
>finish paying everything

>still have to pay property taxes otherwise they just get the house from you

you can't win can you?

>zero debt
>perfect payment history
>a sizeable amount of savings
A very bad goy

>Why are they punishing me like this
you didn't buy enough things

BAD GOYIM!!!

Fuck i had a £19k paid internship offer with ING and didn't take it cuz i thought they didn't have much brand recognition and working for the NHS in the UK would be better
i'm such a retard

>tfw it would take 12 years on minimum wage in my country to get this amount of money

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Vanguard target retirement funds. Don't be a fucking day trader.

I have neither the desire nor the skill to do anything

But there are some pajeets here who spend all day trying to figure out gentoo security vulnerabilities for $20 a month

Fucking retarded to post your sensitive financial info on this board. Now the brainlet is posting his credit info.

This. Or some boring securities / mixed funds with low costs of owning them and the general idea that you'll probably get a small percentage in dividends rather than 25% annual stock market gains and get rich quick.

Maybe they are more straight-forward than whoever gave your coworker $250k?

There are some real asshole companies out there that even hope you get in trouble with repayment or such.

SPY and hold forever. Just don't buy until next recession hits which is probably within 12 months

The lack of employment history is killing me. I'm only 7 months into my current w2 job.

FHA guidelines only require 6 months.

Should I just literally apply at every possible lender?

just buy the house in cash

also
>be me
>get charged extra fees because I'm poor
that's the system for you baby

>ing

based

Buy chainlink you fag.

Ey I've been homeless for like five years and need some cash for advertising to resell Kevlar backpacks from China and shit
If you feel like helping hmu at [email protected]

wow you got the current date, what are you going to do now mr hacker?

kys

Go to Vanguard.
Get a retirement fund for when you want to retire.
Put all your money in it.
Eventually, retire.
The end.

Fuck, even annuities are better than leaving it in the bank.

...

A family member of mine worked his entire life and collected 3 years of social security before a sudden heart attack. He probably put over half a million in the system and barely collected 5% if it.

People always fantasize about retiring and living like a king and I believed in that until I had to handle his matters personally. It's not that I don't believe in it anymore but it has certainly changed my perspective on "retirement." He lived like shit and sacrificed a lot and enjoyed none of what he worked for.

I have about 1.3 million distributed through bonds, banks and investments. I'm very frugal with my money as I came from a very poor background. Keep saving. I'm trying to hit about five million and then go help the poor around the world.

Buy some laptops install gentoo on them and give them to poor people

The non meme answer is as follows.

1. Look for an investment period of about 15-20 years.
2. Diversify across companies.
3. Try not to get raped by fees and taxes.

Doing God's work user

fsf.org/givingguide/

>I'm go help the poor around the world.
and that's how I know that you aren't/weren't poor and/or have money now

Nah. Being around poor people you realize how careless and stupid they are with money. You should only help the helpless, not the clueless.

Buy an iPhone and smash it on stream for us. It's just $1000, you probably make that in a week.

All the tards there will tell him to buy shitcoin because it will skyrocket again, or so they hope

go back

BUY MY BAGS

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