What are some technology made by French people?

what are some technology made by French people?

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Knee Pads.

>Knee Pads.
Meant to post:
I'm pretty sure that those cocksuckers invented knee pads.

white flags

We invented democracy, existentialism and the blowjob.

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the had a sort of pre internet terminal thing in the 70's

Minitel

tpbp

guillotine

OCaml. Esterel. SCADE. Lustre. SIGNAL. Also Coq, FRAMA-C and other stuff like that. Friend of mine that is into such stuff told me that France is one of the very few locations where he could work on stuff like this.

neon lighting

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GAMBAS and all the stuff Fabrice Bellard developed.

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And QEMU

Handbrake (video software)
TGV

Mintel
The parachute
The hot air balloon

Prolog

Cinema

my uni teacher invented the proxy

Partial inventors of the television.

We invented the Péritélévision, aka Péritel a/v connector which i think is known as SCART around the world.

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Borland; Philippe Kahn

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>vlc media player,photography, processing of latex and rubber, PVC, neon lighting, a shit ton of measurement tools,sthetoscope,incubator,telesurgery,crisprcas9 gene editing,steamboat,automobile,internal combustion engine,bicycle,v8 engine, scooter,drum brakes,seaplane,sewing machine,bayonet,flintlock,smokeless gunpowder,tanks,sonar,pencil sharpener,CAM,minitel,camera phone,prolog,binoculars,guillotine,stapler,cement,ball bearing,hairdryer,reinforced concrete,hydraulic shock absorber,wingsuit,parachute,hot air baloon,aqua lung,modern pencil,naval periscope,absorbtion refregirator,cofee machine,submarine,helicopter,deep brain stimulation,DivX,a whole bunch of musical instruments

Dassault Mirage

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Kill it with fire

French nuclear tech is pretty good as far as I remember. It might be even the best.

Borland Sidekick; Philippe Kahn

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The Greek invented the first form of democracy. They invented somewhat human rights

Borland Paradox

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prolog

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The PC.

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The deep learning revolution was headed by 2 french dudes and a canacuck.

NuTyX
it's a piece of shit distro made from LFS that for some reason, even though it has updated Mesa, has a fucking kernel panic when you try to boot a LiveUSB if you have an AMD card

Cinéma, cars, planes, credit card chips

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Daft Punk's helmets

99% of modern linux distros kernel panic either on the live media or worse, on the installed media, on boot, even with normal/popular hardware. NuTyX may be shit, and worse than those other distros, but still.
Install gentoo.

im contacting them and im telling on you

you shouldnt have copied that floppy

Javel

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White flags.

distros I've never had an issue with running live:
>openSUSE Tumbleweed
>Fedora
>CloverOS
>Calculate Linux
>Redcore Linux
>Void
>Artix
>Slackware Current
>PCLinuxOS
You're point crumbles easily

Exocet missile

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Threesomes

Not when I've had problems with exactly each of them, and then some.

Postmodernism and they should be nuked for this

>It might be even the best.

Agreed. But just because Toshiba has given up.

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>Kill it with fire
Why?

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It's absolute garbage to the highest order. Always has been. Everyone knows it.

the most notable one

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>the most notable one

Delet!

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SWI from the Netherlands though

CATIA?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CATIA#Aerospace

lutris
playonlinux

microscope, for looking at tiny ameridicks

>he can't even run Linux

laptop or desktop?
if desktop, what CPU/GPU?

Both. Desktop is i5-760 with nvidia GTX1070 (previously 570), laptop is i5-7200U with integrated graphics (HD 620)

not sure why you're having issues
I'm using a 2400G with iGPU disabled and a RX 580 with grub edited for "iommu=pt" and they work

>anti-ship
are they afraid of brits or something, kek

wrong, apple invented the PC

>apple invented the PC

*Applel prototype*

>Doesn't count

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Greece did that. French people invented perfumes because they never shower themselves.

and how many computers have you invented, user?

Getting cucked.

Nothing of value.

>are they afraid of brits

HMS Sheffield, sunk by the Argentines during the Falkland war. An Exocet was used.

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>how many computer

The first Swiss computer. Pix rel.

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you personally invented this?
good work

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Beat me to it

>mfw trying to reach round a crt to plug that cunt in

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Laparoscopy

BeOS

OCAML
YO OCAML

>you personally invented this?

No, too busy jewing (((fellow))) Europeans.

Dassault Rafale

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it's the other way around, i learned about exocets from the british, they still are quite shaken up by what happen to their ship.

For this the french should be killed.

>they still are quite shaken up by what happen to their ship.

I believe that. Same happened to me, when I heard that on the wireless. As a revenge, the British sunk the "Admiral Belgrano". The Exocet mostly goes into export but they shouldn't have sold the missiles to Argentina. Anyway, the Argentines got quite a beating for that.

Le char Leclerc. (The Leclerc tank.)

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Is Fabrice Bellard the sole developer in France?

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>the British sAnk the "Admiral Belgrano"
Fixed.
If you're going to claim to speak English get your cases and tenses right.

>they still are quite shaken up by what happen to their ship.
Their ship was the HMS Sheffield, an all-aliminium "throw-away" vessle.
Besides, the Exocet failed to detonate; it was the rocket motor's fuel igniting that set the ship on fire.

>As a revenge, the British sunk the "Admiral Belgrano"
The Belgrano was sunk on May 2, 2 days before the attack on the Sheffield. So the cruiser was not sunk in revenge.
The Sheffield's captain was more concerned by the possibility of a submarine attack that an air attack. Despite being in service for seven years Sheffield did not have its full complement of air-warfare defence systems installed. One that was missing was ECM.

Nanobots

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minitel... thats gotta count for something.

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VLC

>Mintel
>The parachute
>The hot air balloon
Parachute was invented by a Slovak. Štefan Banič

>all the zoomers in this thread

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